Chapter 435: Will be wrong
"What??"
Wren spat out the smoke ring, feeling the cigarette in his hand, the more he smoked, the more comfortable he became, and the whole person became light.
Unaware of it, his face had turned dark green.
The head is swollen twice times than before, the green pig-headed man, and it is the ugliest pig-headed man Zhao Ke has ever seen.
Wren saw Zhao Ke's strange expression and was about to speak, when his stomach was already gurgling, as if in an instant, it was like a sea of mountains and thousands of horses galloping.
"No, I ...... I...... Tummy ......"
In the middle of Wren's words, his lower abdomen suddenly throbbed, and the facial features on his face accumulated in a ball, covering his buttocks, and quickly ran behind the stones.
"Puff puff ......"
Squatting down, Wren felt like a faucet opening the floodgates, which could no longer be described as "pulling", a blowout of splendor.
Even if Zhao Ke was five or six meters away, he could see the smudges splashed on the stones and trees behind him.
To describe it in Li Bai's poem, it is really a flying stream of 3,000 feet.
In less than a minute or so, a foul smell began to fill the air.
Even the flowers and plants around Wren began to die.
Zhao Ke had to take a few steps back and use his hand to isolate the stench around him, so that he could barely breathe normally.
I saw Wren hunched over, lying on the stone, slowly crawling down, moaning weakly.
At this moment, Wren felt that the whole person was empty all of a sudden, chrysanthemums, hot pain, and the wounds that had healed before were about to crack open at this time.
But...... Wren felt like he wanted to keep trying.
It took half an hour for Wren to crawl out from behind the rocks.
If it weren't for Zhao Ke seeing that he was almost out of breath and poured him a mouthful of ginseng essence, I am afraid that this product would die here today
"Where did you find this thing?"
Zhao Ke picked up the homemade cigarette on the ground, the power of this thing is really not ordinarily strong.
Wren took a long breath, and could only catch half of his breath, and pointed weakly to the distance behind him.
Zhao Ke walked over and saw that it was a plant that looked like a banana tree.
The dark green leaves were very fat, but I didn't know what it was, so Zhao Ke picked one off and threw it into the postal book.
Nameless Poisonous Weed: (Slightly Toxic)
After consumption, it will cause swelling, green color and severe diarrhea all over the body.
(Note: Once consumed excessively, you may experience the sensation of prolapse before you die.) )
It's also a shame that Wren just used it as a cigarette leaf, and didn't really eat it in his mouth, otherwise now, I'm afraid that ginseng essence may not be able to save him.
But it's a good thing.
Zhao Ke stretched out his hand and grabbed it, evacuated the liquid inside, and poured it into the glass bottle.
Wren breathed a sigh of relief, and the two continued to walk down the mountain.
Zhao Ke observed through the clone before that the barbarians in this team had a very low IQ.
It's a lot lower than the last two.
You only need to use ghost tricks to easily deal with them, and now if you want to successfully get through the city pass, this is a good way.
Along the way, I saw Wren's swollen pig-headed face, and his face was still dark green.
If you really squat in the grass and don't look carefully, you may not be able to see that this is a person.
However, this saved himself a big trouble, and he originally wanted to make a personal leather mask for Wren.
After all, his face had been seen before, and if he wanted to blend in with him in the ranks of the barbarians, he couldn't do it without a mask.
Now, his dignity said that he was not a barbarian, and no one believed him, but it saved Zhao Ke a lot of things.
"Brother, I feel numb!"
Wren rubbed the plate of his big face, and his whole face was already wooden.
Zhao Ke glanced back at him, pouted and said, "You deserve it, this is your fate, if you eat more, the gods won't be able to save you." ”
Wren shook his head and was about to continue walking, when suddenly, Zhao Ke reached out and grabbed his arm, and his eyes swept back silently.
“??”
Wren was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that Zhao Ke didn't know when, when he raised the stone spear in his hand to his chest, the instinct of the warrior made Wren also vigilant.
It's just that Wren's small eyes looked around carefully, but he didn't see anything, just when Wren wondered if Zhao Ke was too nervous.
Suddenly there was a heat in his ears, and a wave of heat sprayed on his head.
"Dinosaurs!"
The heat wave hit Wren's face, but it didn't make Wren feel a little heat, but the wooden face suddenly became stiff.
"Hey, why are there two idiots here?"
With the sound of speaking, Zhao Ke and Ren turned around cautiously.
A velociraptor appeared behind the two of them at some point, and on the back of the velociraptor there were two people on its back.
One of them, Wren also recognized.
It was the one who rode a four-legged monster and slashed back the Tyrannosaurus Rex with one sword.
Of course, this Xing Tianxiao, in Zhao Ke's eyes, is an out-and-out unlucky urge.
In terms of strength, they had enough chances to take out the Tyrannosaurus Rex, especially his mount.
It was completely easy to abuse that Tyrannosaurus rex.
But it was because he was too proud that he was seized by the Tyrannosaurus rex and killed on the spot.
Compared with this unlucky guy who was armed to the teeth, Zhao Ke paid more attention to the middle-aged man riding behind.
Although the clothes worn by the other party are relatively simple, his mental state, words and deeds are far from being comparable to that unlucky guy.
Every move is accompanied by a sharp murderous aura.
It's not a deliberate act, it's a habit that comes naturally.
and the black metal long knife in the other party's hand.
Zhao Ke could smell the strong smell of blood from afar.
This is a warrior, and a warrior who has just come off the battlefield.
Intuition told Zhao Ke that the strength of the middle-aged man in front of him should be far above the unlucky man behind him who was wrapped in armor.
After seeing that Xing Tianqi didn't recognize Rennes, Zhao Ke breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and quickly put up the stone spear in his hand.
Imitating the stupid tone of a barbarian, he said: "He is poisoned and walks slowly." ”
"Poisoning??"
Riding on the velociraptor and staring at Wren carefully, they had seen ugly barbarians, but they had never seen such an ugly one.
In comparison, Zhao Ke looks much more attractive than him.
When Zhao Ke's words fell, Xing Tianyi raised his eyebrows, quietly put the long knife in his hand, and his voice suddenly became sharp: "Nonsense! Until now, you still dare to lie! ”
Zhao Ke's eyes sank slightly, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart: "Sure enough, if you want to get in, it's not as easy as you think." ”
However, although it was debunked, Zhao Ke was not nervous about it.
In this natural environment, if you want to escape, even if the two knights in front of you and a velociraptor may not be able to stop you.
It's just that this guy needs to be sacrificed for Wren.
Zhao Ke sighed in his heart, and was about to find the right opportunity to take out the heavy damage to the velociraptor first.
At this time, Xing Tianyi suddenly grinned, slapped the back of the knife on Zhao Ke's shoulder, and scolded: "What is going slowly, I think you just want to slip away!" Two bastards, they still want to lie to Lao Tzu, get back to me, Lao Tzu will be punished, none of you want to run!! ”
Zhao Ke: "??? ”
"Look, you two idiots have come up with such a stupid excuse, do you really think I'm stupid?"
The muscles at the corners of Zhao Ke's mouth involuntarily twitched upward, knowing that Xing Tianwei would be wrong.
When I say that I am walking slowly, I want to say that I accidentally fell behind.
But in Xing Tianyi's ears, he thought that Zhao Ke and Ren were making excuses and wanted to slip away.
After all, this time the prisoners were escorted, and more than half of the hundred captives died before they reached the royal capital, and it was reasonable for some timid barbarians to want to run.
"Your Excellency, let's go back!"
Zhao Ke was stunned for a moment, nodded again and again, and pulled Wren back quickly.
"Wait!"
However, before he could take two steps, the middle-aged man riding behind him opened his mouth to call Zhao Ke and Rennes.
The clever eyes were fixed on Zhao Ke's body.
Let Zhao Ke chuckle in his heart: "Was it discovered?" ”
"When I go back, what if I hear any rumors...... Be careful that I cut off your head, get out of here! ”
Not to mention Wren, even Zhao Ke didn't understand what it meant, but when Zhao Ke noticed that the two were riding on a velociraptor but neither of them were wearing pants.
Zhao Ke suddenly understood something, and lowered his head: "We didn't see anything, we didn't see anything." ”
Saying this, Zhao Ke hurriedly pulled Ren away.
Seeing that Zhao Ke was quite acquainted, the middle-aged man finally let out a long breath.
slapped on Xingtian's white buttocks, and scolded: "What is Lao Tzu doing so tightly, if it weren't for you, Lao Tzu would have cut these two goods first, saving so much nonsense." ”
"I ...... Nervous ......"
Xing Tianyi's face showed a shy flush, and it was the first time that his shame was almost exposed in front of the two barbarians.
It's like a car in the parking lot is halfway down, and suddenly two security guards stand next to the car and smoke, even through a layer of black glass, knowing that the other party can't see what's in the car.
But that kind of excitement still made Xing Tianyi's heart pound.
"Nervous fart, give Lao Tzu a good stomach, you aristocratic sons who are mixed with military merits, just TM owe Lao Tzu's training."
The middle-aged man said and pressed Xingtianhuang on the velociraptor and kicked one foot on the velociraptor ass.
I saw that as the velociraptor ran forward quickly, the figures of the two men were stacked together, and with the undulating figure of the velociraptor in the mountains and forests, there was a fierce collision sound.