Chapter 13: Stop and say you, just you foodie
"...... "This thing that doesn't know what to do dares to murder them?" Do you know who is behind them?
The little eunuch was stunned for a moment by the young man's yell, and after reacting, he snorted disdainfully: "Bold!" You know who you're talking to! โ
"Who are you? Neither male nor female, shemale? The hand that came out of the sky in the nine nights waved in the air, looking super fierce.
Little eunuch: "......, damn, this sentence pierces my heart, what is a shemale?"
"Bold! Who are you? How dare you be so arrogant in the palace! The emperor staggered up to the pavilion, pushed away the eunuch who was blocking the front, and roared, "Don't let go of my fish yet!" Otherwise, I will punish you immediately! โ
"Why? The fish was caught by the deity! I still have to eat! Why put it down! "The fish is his, so he doesn't give it to anyone!
The boy hugged the fish in his arms and took two steps back vigilantly.
"You, you, you! That's my fish! The emperor jumped to his feet angrily, tore open his throat and shouted angrily, "Someone is coming!" For me! Drag this untold Diao people down to five horses and divide the corpse for me! โ
"Phew! I caught the fish! Old and immortal! Jiuye hugged the glazed fish tightly, and frowned when he heard the emperor's words, "I advise you not to rob the deity's fish, otherwise the deity wants you to look good!" โ
"You! You, you, you! It's really lawless! Someone! Drag it down and beat it to death! Five horses split into corpses! To the Nine Clans! โ
"Father, who is the emperor going to beat to death, divide the corpses of the five horses, and punish the nine clans?"
A slightly cold voice sounded, the emperor trembled, and when he turned around, he saw Lin Zhao's eyes lit up when he saw Lin Zhao who appeared with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, "Commander Lin, did you hear my words?" Why don't you go and get him arrested! โ
The emperor pointed to the people in the glazed pond.
Lin Zhao followed Xiao to the pavilion, and when he saw the dirty young man standing in the pond, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
"What are you doing down here?" The man pursed his lips and said coolly to the mud man in the pond, "Look at you, what do you look like, don't come up soon." โ
"I'm fine!" Jiuye, who was covered with mud, blinked his eyes, looking weird, and he excitedly raised the glass fish in his hand, "This seems to be delicious, what kind of fish is this?" โ
"You come up first, and I'll roast you."
"Oh." The young man smiled with satisfaction, walked happily to the pavilion, stood in the water and stretched out a hand, and rolled his eyes, "There are still such fish in it, you can bake me a few more!" โ
Lin Zhao looked at the young man's outstretched hand in the air, and consciously stepped forward to pull the clay figure out of the pond.
Just took a step, but was held down by His Royal Highness.
I saw the dignified prince of the East Palace step forward, ignoring the hand in the air of the young man, pinching his hands under the young man's squeaky nest and lifting the person up.
The most unbelievable thing for everyone was that the young man's hand full of mud directly changed ways and hugged the man's neck.
Looking at the extra mud on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who had been touched by the young man, everyone: "......" This young man is afraid that it will be light if he is chopped into meat sauce.
The most terrifying thing is-
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince did not show the slightest sign of anger, but wiped the mud on the young man's face with his sleeve, and said gently: "Look at you, what have you made yourself look like?" โ
"You said you were going to grill fish for me." Jiuye obediently raised his head and let the man wipe his face for him, "There is still one inside!" โ
"There are only five in it, and I will have someone catch it and bake it for you to eat."
His Majesty the Emperor: "......" are you joking? Just kidding, right? He has raised glazed fish for more than ten years, and this rebel is going to be roasted? What's more, can you eat glazed fish?
As if to answer what the emperor thought, he saw His Royal Highness the Prince, who was wiping the young man's face, asked without looking back: "Lin Zhao, can you eat glass fish?" โ
Emperor: "......" No! No! You can't eat it!
Lin Zhao thought for a while and replied: "Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, the glazed fish can be eaten, and the meat is crystal clear, much better than ordinary fish, but their internal organs are bitter." โ
Eunuchs: "......"
Emperor: "......" No! Can't eat! That's mine! I can't even bear to eat it!
"Hmm." Xiao nodded, and reluctantly wiped the mud off the young man's face, he took the other party's hand, "Let's go, go back and take a bath, give the fish to Lin Zhao, and I'll roast it for you in a while." โ
The young man hesitated slightly, and obediently handed over the glazed fish that was unwilling to let go: "Okay." โ
"What you want to eat in the future, tell Lin Zhao directly, and see what you make yourself look like."
"Okay." The young man nodded slowly, and a copy of the deity knew that the deity was very well-behaved.
Helpless owl: "...... "If you were really so well-behaved, you wouldn't have almost had a fight with Emperor Dongliu in Liulichi today."
Seeing His Royal Highness the Crown Prince leave, Lin Zhaocai beckoned the little eunuch in the pavilion to go down and catch fish.
The little eunuchs hesitated to glance at the emperor, but decided to listen to Lin Zhao, Lin Zhao is the prince's henchman, and it is much better to take refuge in the prince than to serve the emperor who has no real power.
The old emperor stood alone in the pavilion, watching his favorite fish being caught one by one, and the whole person shook and fainted directly.
The chief eunuch who had been with him for more than 20 years hurriedly supported him and shouted, "Someone! Your Majesty fainted! Tell the Imperial Doctor! โ
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The biggest feature of the palace is that the news is very fast, and the rumors spread very quickly.
At noon, almost the three-year-old prince and princess of the harem already knew: the current prince brought back a male pet from Xiliang, who was particularly favored, and even the emperor's glazed fish was personally roasted to the male pet to eat, which made the emperor faint.
For this news, some people are jealous and envious, and some people are eager to try.
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And at this moment, Jiuye was being held in the arms of a man, being touched by his bulging belly, and screaming.
"It's so painful, it's so up, it's so uncomfortable, I'm going to die......"
Xiao was distressed and speechless, and rubbed his stomach for the young man resignedly: "If you don't eat it, you have to, five fish go down, and it's okay if you don't die." โ
"I said, Lord Venerable, you have to remember that you are now a mortal, and you only have a mortal stomach."
"Got it, got it, I'll only eat four sticks next time." The boy nodded, indicating that he understood, "Ah, it hurts, don't rub it, just eat it and feel like it's going to squeeze out again." โ
โโฆโฆ Let's go out for a walk and eat less. "Why don't you take a bite? Eat one less generously?
"I don't want to move, it's uncomfortable, it's uncomfortable."
"......" my little ancestor, "Then you call it slowly, it will be digested after a while, and the deity will also correct the excerpts of this world." โ
"...... "QAQ how can you be so, "presumptuous! The deity is your boss, the deity orders you, rub the deity! โ
"Yes, my lord." Xiao couldn't help but smile and continued to rub.
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Throne room.
When the old emperor woke up, he found himself in the dormitory, lit candles, and it seemed that it was already night.
He pressed his aching head, sat up from the dragon bed, and shouted forcefully: "Li Fu." โ
"Your Majesty." The chief eunuch pushed open the door of the palace, opened the curtain and walked in, and hurriedly stepped forward to put on a coat for the old emperor.
"Where's Dong Yuan Feng?" As long as he thought of this person, the old emperor's face was not very good, and his tone was not very good, but today the other party caught his glass fish, and he couldn't help but be angry and not ask.
"Back to Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in the East Palace, and today there are rumors in the palace that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince likes men, and there are already some neutral ministers who are dissatisfied with the Prince."
"Like men? No wonder. "It's no wonder that every time he gave Dong Yuan a concubine, he was rejected, because he didn't like women.
Thinking of this, the old emperor bent down and took out a small box from the hidden compartment under the dragon bed.
He opened the box, and there was a jade pendant inside, as well as a holy decree.
The moment he saw the jade pendant, the old emperor's eyes were red, and Li Fu on the side also had red eyes, but he still did not forget his duty to appease the old emperor: "Your Majesty, the Seventh Prince has been gone for so long, you mourn, and the Seventh Prince doesn't want you to be sad." โ
"Zijing......" Li Fu's comfort didn't play a role, the old emperor gently stroked the jade pendant, his eyes were full of hatred, "Zijing, my father will definitely avenge you!" โ