After crossing the river, we were in the way of a land of thorns!

"How is it possible, I obviously walked this road yesterday, and at that time, there was no such thorn at all!" I was stunned, x

Uncle Changsheng also looked at the thorny land in front of him and was stunned, and only after a long time did he look at me and ask tentatively: "If you don't want to be angry, let's take a detour?" ”

The rules of the funeral, I know. Knowing that when the Eight Immortals carry the coffin, they can't take a detour, otherwise, the deceased will not rest in peace!

I gritted my teeth and yelled, "Eight immortals, let's keep walking!" ”

In order to send the ninth master on his last journey, don't say that there are thorns in front of me, even if it is a knife mountain and a sea of fire, I have to go up!!

The other eight immortals were probably moved by my sincerity, and the person at the head also roared in the heavy rain at this time, "Okay, brothers, let's accompany the fire and send the ninth master on his last trip!" ”

"This time, we don't add money! Let's go..."

Eight of us, carrying the coffin, stepped into the thorns.

Along the way, our feet were pierced with blood. In addition, there was heavy rain in the sky, and the rain was mixed with blood and water, almost dyeing this thorny land into a blood ditch.

We gritted our teeth, endured the sharp pain in our feet, walked for more than ten minutes in this thorny field, and finally passed this road completely.

Later, when we buried the ninth master, the rain in the sky suddenly became heavier.

At this time, every time the Eight Immortals filled in the soil, the heavy rain immediately washed away the soil.

The long-lived uncle on the side, after watching this scene, sighed in a low voice: "Hey, Lao Jiu is really a sin, before he was born, he borrowed other people's lives and lived years that he shouldn't have lived." God is punishing him now..."

When I heard this, I was silent for a while, just kneeling quietly in front of the grave, holding the soil in my hand, and scattering it on the coffin of the ninth master.

Strange to say, the other seven Eight Immortals used iron shovels to scatter soil on the coffin, but they didn't wait for a moment before they were washed away by the heavy rain.

But I held the soil in my hands, but it was not washed away by the heavy rain.

In the end, the burial place of the ninth master was all filled in by me with the soil in my hands!

And after burying the ninth master, the heavy rain immediately stopped.

Uncle Changshou and the other seven eight immortals went back first, and I was the only one, like a dog's tail grass, kneeling alone in front of the grave of the ninth master.

We have a custom here that after the deceased is buried in the earth, the filial son should keep filial piety for the deceased for seven days next to the graveyard.

On the day I entered the earth, I knelt directly in front of the grave of the ninth master and knelt for a whole day.

It wasn't until it was dark that the funeral flowers brought me food. I didn't have a very good appetite and only ate a little.

Seeing my haggard appearance, Fuhua sighed with emotion: "The ninth master really didn't raise you in vain, if he sees you so filial now, he will be very pleased!" ”

"Well, don't be too sad, the dead are already dead. Those who are alive should live well. ”

Then she persuaded me to eat more. I really couldn't eat it, but thinking of the scene when she stuffed it directly into my mouth with her hand, I still forced myself to eat some more.

"Huohuo, get up, don't kneel anymore!" The funeral flower pulled me up, but I didn't expect that I knelt for too long, and my feet were numb, and she pulled me like this, and I didn't have the strength to support my body at all. Suddenly collapsed in the arms of the funeral flower.

Seeing me like this, Fuhua knew that I was unable to walk, so she directly hugged me horizontally.

"Uh..."

I was held in my arms by the funeral flowers, and even if I was thick-skinned, I couldn't help blushing at this time.

At this time, I couldn't help but bury my head deep in her arms...

The body of the funeral flower is really as fragrant as a flower. I buried myself in her arms, smelled the scent, and after a few moments, fell asleep.

After I fell asleep, Fuhua touched my hair, sighed, and muttered: "Good brother, it's not that my sister is ruthless, it's just that there are some things, and now telling you not only is useless to you, but it will hurt you..."

After she said this, I didn't expect that I, who was asleep in her arms, actually made a mouth shape to drink water.

Maybe at that time, I was really thirsty, and I probably dreamed of drinking some water, so I couldn't help but bite somewhere, and then I wanted to suck some water out of there...

This action was so abrupt that the funeral flower was unexpected, and in an instant, his face turned red into a monkey's buttocks, and he was about to throw me from his arms.

But suddenly I saw that at this time, I actually left two lines of tears in my sleep, and suddenly, my heart softened again. Eventually, I just sighed and wrapped my head a little tighter.

When I woke up again, I was lying on the ** of the Shouxiao wooden house.

This wooden house of filial piety is very simple, and it took me and the funeral flower the day before yesterday to build it for a day, just to live in it for me to keep filial piety.

As soon as I opened my eyes from the **, I saw the funeral flowers sitting on the edge of the ** staring at me.

I asked strangely, "Sister Funeral Flower, what are you looking at?" Do I have flowers on my face? ”

Fuhua shook her head, and then said with a serious face: "Huohuo, next, I want to tell you a few things, you must remember my words!" ”

I saw that Funeral Flower was serious, so I was a little busy, "Say it, Sister Funeral Flower." ”

Fu Hua said: "You promise your sister first, you must do what your sister says, no matter what you see in the next seven days, you must not be rash!" ”

"Okay, I promise!"

"It's useless to just give verbal promises. I want you to swear to God! ”

"Okay, I swear to God, if I can't do what my sister told me, I will be bitten off by a woman in the future and become a little eunuch!!"

Fuhua smiled, "Okay, sister, remember your oath." If you disobey it, then, my sister will let you become that one herself..."

As soon as her words came out, my heart jumped suddenly, and I subconsciously looked at her apricot mouth.

At this time, Fuhua's face changed, and he said solemnly: "Remember, Huohuo, the first thing, after twelve o'clock tonight, no matter what movement you hear, lie on the **, sleep like a pig, don't wake up." ”

"The second thing, from tomorrow to the end of your filial piety, no one who comes to you, no matter who it is, don't say a word to her! Don't forget, it's anyone, any word! Anyone, even me..."

At this point, she paused and asked me, "By the way, you probably haven't done that with a woman, have you?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"It's just... That's it......" he said, making a circle around his left index finger and thumb, putting his right index finger in, taking it out again, and then putting it back in......

Suddenly, I realized.

Then, his face turned red.

Actually, I don't know if I've ever done that. If you want to say yes, I really haven't done that with any woman in the real world, but if you want to say no, I did that thing with Jingjing in the zombie uncle movie world I don't know how many times.

I muffled, "It should... Isn't it......"

Hearing my answer, Fuhua's face sank suddenly, and she said angrily: "What should be considered nothing, there is yes, there is no, there is no, why are you a man with a handle under the crotch, and you talk twistedly." ”

"No!!"

"Well... It's good if you don't have it ”

"Then the third thing, you remember, tonight, before midnight, you put a soak of urine on your neck, chest, and eyes. Remember, apply evenly and don't miss an inch of skin!! ”

"Uh......"

I had a bitter face and said with an embarrassed face: "Sister Fuhua, can I not do this third thing!" ”

To be honest, smearing my own urine on my chest, neck, and eyes is really disgusting to me. I really don't want to do it!

Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, Fuhua glared at me, and then scolded: "It's okay if you don't do it, but in this way, you are contrary to what you just said, hey, by the way, what did you just say... Oh, I remember, someone said that if you break your oath, then make yourself a little eunuch. ”

"Hehe... Come on, come here, my sister will let you change herself!! ”

Unexpectedly, when Fuhua said this, she hooked her hand at me and gritted her teeth.

I looked at her sharp white teeth, thinking of what she just said, to change me into that with her own hands, suddenly, my frightened body trembled, and hurriedly changed my words: "Don't, Sister Fuhua, in fact, I was lying just now, I have already done that with other girls!"

After Fuhua heard what I said, her angry body trembled, and she pointed at me, her face was quite ugly.

After a long time, he gave me a chestnut on my head, and said angrily: "You bastard, do you know that the lie you just told is likely to kill you!" Ahh

In the end, she yelled at me directly, and then, frowning, muttered: "Since it's not a child's pee, it doesn't work, but for a while, where can I find a boy..."

After five or six minutes, her eyes suddenly lit up, and immediately, her face turned red, and she muttered, "Although there is no virgin urine, there is virgin urine that can replace it......"

Then she glanced at me, then walked out of the hut and ran far away, until I couldn't see her, and then stopped.

I'm confused, I don't know what to do with the funeral flowers!

After about a few minutes, the funeral flower returned, and this time, she carried a bowl of pale yellow liquid, like tea, in her hand.

"Uh... Sister Fuhua, you know I'm thirsty, so I'm going to pour me tea, right? "As I said this, I stretched out my hand to take the bowl of 'tea' and drink it.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Fuhua hurriedly stopped me, and then, with a strange face, said: "This 'tea' is not for you to drink, but for you to smear." I just thought about it, actually, you don't have to use your urine to coat it, you can use tea... Remember, after I leave, you can use this 'tea' and apply it to your chest, neck, and eyes, and you must not drink it!! ”

"Oh oh..."

I nodded, and after that, Fuhua proposed to leave, and before leaving, she specially reminded those three things. Especially the third one, telling me not to drink the tea, and said that in it, she put some medicine, and after eating it, it will rot the stomach and can only be smeared.

I stretched out my hand and swore that I had memorized all three things, and that I would definitely do them. If not, let her make me a eunuch herself.

She was relieved and left......