Chapter 7: I don't want to grow up, how good is it to be three years old
"Whatever, what's disrespectful, people are dead, they still know a fart!" It's all here, it's impossible to go back again, right?
Feng Lin said and looked around the nearest grave, and then touched his chin and thought, "Even if we want to play, we don't have saucers, chopsticks, and pens?" How to play this? Planing people's ancestral graves? โ
"Lin Feng! Can you please be a little more respectful! Qi Xue glared at the boy in a deep voice, and then said, "It doesn't matter if you don't have chopsticks, it's good to find a branch instead, as for the symbols, draw them on the ground." โ
"I think so, so be it." Someone chimed in.
After discussing it, they began to find a venue, draw symbols, and cut branches.
Jiuye nestled in the man's arms, looked at the busy people, and looked at the graves, and said fearfully: "Do you play with the pen fairy?" There are a lot of bad guys here. โ
"Huh?" Zuo Yebai snorted suspiciously, and didn't speak, he didn't expect the drama spirit in his arms to tell him anything, but he subconsciously paid attention to the little guy's words.
Soon everything was ready, and they sat cross-legged on the ground in a circle.
Qi Xue turned her head to look at Zuo Yebai, who was standing on the side unmoved, before the game began: "Big brother, don't you play together?" โ
"Don't play! He doesn't play! Jiuye hugged the man's neck and refused undoubtedly, swearing his initiative, "He plays with me, not with you!" โ
"......" Qi Xue, who didn't know how to answer, "Okay then, let's play by ourselves." "It's as if they really want Zuo Yebai's big ice cube to participate.,It's just a polite request if it's okay.,Just take it seriously.ใ
The game of pen fairies soon began, and everyone stared nervously at the branch that was placed in the middle.
Looking at the group of people sitting on the ground with great interest and chanting the so-called incantation like fools, the lollipop at the corner of the boy's mouth licked the bar: "Is there really a pen fairy?" Can I ask for a pen fairy without a pen? Could it be a stick fairy? โ
"Shh The man shook the little guy who was a little active in his arms, and said softly, "Let's just watch, don't talk." โ
"Oh." If you don't say it, don't say it, hmph, he's not rare!
"Pen Immortal Pen Immortal, you are my past life, I am your present life, if you have a fate with me, please come and meet me......"
Pen Fairy Pen Immortal, you are my past life, I am your present life, if you have a fate with me, please come and meet me......
I don't know when it started, but a cloudy wind blew around, and the wind gradually became stronger.
Xiao Tuanzi stared at the group of people sitting on the ground with round eyes, he forgot to eat the lollipop in his mouth, and covered his mouth hard to prevent himself from making a sound: "......" Sister Swallow! It's Sister Swallow!
It's a pity that the owl said not to be noisy, so he didn't speak, he was very well-behaved!
The woman in red hung her head down, half of her face was covered by hair, and the exposed half of her face was pale but very beautiful.
But the group who has seen the true face of the female ghost knows that the other half of the female ghost's face has almost completely rotted.
Jiuye saw the female ghost bend down and reach out to hold the branch, and then the group of people showed a surprised expression, they had nothing to do with the existence of the female ghost.
"Pen Fairy! It's really a pen fairy! The pen fairy is here! Feng Lin almost stood up excitedly, but he still held back, "Pen Immortal Pen Fairy, are you a man or a woman?" โ
"Don't ask the pen fairy taboo questions!" Leyang glanced at Fenglin dissatisfied.
As soon as Leyang's words fell, the branch moved to the word "female".
"Look, it's not taboo to ask gender, where are there so many rules?" Feng Lin looked at the branches and shrugged his shoulders proudly towards Leyang, and continued to ask, "That pen fairy, do you have a boyfriend?" โ
The branch slides and stops at the word "have".
"Is your boyfriend nice to you?"
- Not good.
"And do you love him?"
- Loved.
"Pen Fairy Pen Fairy, how did you ...... "Die"?
"Enough is enough of Maple Grove, are you asking enough? It's our turn! Zhao Hao interrupted the other party's words, "Pen Immortal Pen Immortal, can Xue Xue and I be together forever?" โ
- Yes.
"Pen Immortal Pen Immortal, can I pass the assessment in the next final exam?"
- No.
"Huh? What! I'm one of the best grades, how can I not? Zhao Hao, who was in a bad mood for an instant, snorted and was about to get up, but found that his hand was as if it was glued, and he couldn't let go, "my ......" hand couldn't be released!
"Pen Immortal Pen Immortal, do you think I can meet my true destiny?" Finding an opportunity to speak, Mei Lin hurriedly spoke.
- No.
"Huh? Why? Why not? โ
- Death.
"This ...... What does that mean? โ
Seeing this word, the girl's heart instantly cooled half, but everyone was in a hurry to ask questions, and they didn't care.
Anna hurriedly asked: "Pen Fairy, Pen Fairy, am I good-looking?" โ
- Not ugly.
"Then do I have a chance to be with Senior Zuo?"
The branches of the trees slowly approached the word "have......
The ball in the man's arms couldn't sit still, kicked his legs and jumped out of the man's arms, rushed to the side of a group of people, grabbed the branch and pulled it hard, and shouted fiercely: "No way! No way! The owl is mine, and the owl can only play with me! I can only make something to eat! โ
Seeing that the branch was about to be dragged to the word "no", a big hand held the top of the branch, directly pulled the branch to the word "have", and pressed it into the dirt.
Looking at the little guy who pulled hard but couldn't pull out the branches, Zuo Yebai coldly left a sentence: "I won't have anything to eat in the future!" There's food without me! โ
Jiuye, who was holding the branch, turned his head to look at the man who left, looked at the branch that he couldn't pull out in his hand, hesitated for a second, and replied regretfully: "Although QAQ is reluctant, it is okay to have food in the future, so there will be no you." โ
Then I don't have you!
Isn't it you......
Ah, since the supreme god can not do with, then it doesn't matter who is possible to be with him, โฎ( ฬโฟ ฬ)โญ whoever wants to take it.
The ball pulling the branch suddenly let go of his hand and patted Anna's shoulder seriously, "Forget it, this uncle has given it to you, I wish you a hundred years of happiness." โ
After that, Jiuye patted the non-existent dust on his hands, and turned around to find his broken bowl, but as soon as he turned around, he hit two pillars, which was super painful!
He took a step back, saw two slender legs, and instantly took a few steps back, stepping directly on the symbol drawn on the ground.
"You, you, why are you back?" Suddenly I felt like I was going to finish the little ball.
"Who are you going to give me to?"
Listening to the man's cold sound of dropping ice slag, Tuanzi wanted to commit suicide: "No, no, you heard it wrong." โ
"You mean I'm behind my ears?"
"Yes and no! No! Definitely not! "QAQ why are you coming back, "Owl, look ......"
"I don't want to see it." Very unceremoniously rejected the words behind the group, and the man lifted the person up, "Let's go, let's find a quiet place to talk." โ
"I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going!" Jiuye frantically waved his limbs, helplessly too short, "Ahhhh Help me! Child abuse! He always felt that it was not so simple to find a quiet place to communicate this time!
Silent crowd: "......, even if Zuo Yebai abuses children, what can they do? Of course, I look at it.
The little ninth master who was dragged into the grove: "QAQ is over......" is over!
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Quiet grove, even the wind is quiet.
Zuo Yebai tore off the tie on his shirt, rolled up his sleeves, and approached the boy huddled in the grass with a cold face.
"Don't come here! Don't come here! I'm still a kid! I'm only three years old! โ
"It's okay, the deity has a release charm." As he spoke, he took out a piece of yellow paper from his trouser pocket, "If you grow big, don't worry, I'm afraid that you will run, I'm afraid that you won't grow up, but I'm very serious about learning to catch ghosts and draw talismans." โ
โ(ใคTOT??) Woo woo ~ don't come here! โ
"Don't be afraid, you didn't want to grow up when you were a fox, and let Hong Miao help you change into a handsome and tall body."
"Not so, ฮฃ(????????)?? You are mistaken! Don't come here! โ
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The symbol that was trampled on by the child on the ground was refilled, and the game of inviting the pen fairy continues.
The questions asked, almost as long as they are about future achievements and careers, are not ideal, everyone is in a bad mood to play, and finally they all leave sullenly.
And the nine nights who were pressed in the grass by Zuo Yebai have no love: Ah, I really want to hold my iron bowl and cry, and then happily be his ghost three years old, how good, he doesn't want to grow up!
However, it backfired.
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After some clouds and rain, Zuo Yebai and Jiuye went down the mountain after it was dark.
When the two appeared at the dinner table, everyone was stunned, and almost said in unison: "Senior Zuo, who is this person?" โ
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