Chapter 240: Fat Monk
Xiao Rong took me all the way to the west. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd
At this time, Han Xiaotian restrained his grandmother. Xiao Nong's words restrained the green tree spirit.
As for Xiaoshuang, she came after me and Xiaorong with seven or eight ghost dolls.
Xiao Rong hugged my waist with one hand and flew forward with me desperately.
"Huhu~~~"
The cold wind howled and ruffled her long hair, and I turned my head to see the woman in a wedding dress.
Her eyes are like water, looking at the deep front, the plump ** gently undulating, looking at her silhouette from the side, the beauty seems to be ethereal, like the smoke and rain of the autumn mountains, the two lakes Lingbo, beautiful people dare not raise their eyes.
"Xiaorong, you are so beautiful." I said from the bottom of my heart.
When Xiao Rong heard my words, he also turned his head sideways, and his watery eyes looked at me.
I was almost melting under her eyes...
"Childe, hold me tight, we're going to land, I'm almost unable to fly." Xiao Rong smiled lightly, revealing an intoxicating little dimple.
I nodded, and my hands wrapped around her tighter.
Xiao Rong's face turned slightly red, and then he led me down from the sky into the barren mountains.
"Hey, Xiaorong, you see there's a horse there. We were about to fall on the horse, and rode the horse, shaking off the little pair and the ghost doll beside her. "I had sharp eyes and saw a horse parked not far from us.
"Hmm." Xiao Rong nodded, and with a 'whoosh', he flew me down on the back of the horse.
"Childe, do you know how to ride a horse?" When Xiao Rong asked this, his face turned red again, as if he had thought of something embarrassing.
"Uh..."
I can't even ride a bicycle, let alone ride a horse, I shook my head in embarrassment.
Seeing my appearance, Xiao Rong covered his mouth and smiled lightly, and then sat in front of the horse, and said softly: "That son, I am in front, you are behind, I am riding a horse, you hold me tight!" ”
"Okay." I put my hands around Xiao Rong's slender and soft waist.
"Rack~~" Xiao Rong clamped his legs, shouted loudly in his mouth, and with a 'shh', the horse suddenly galloped forward...
I rubbed, this was my first time on a horse, and all of a sudden it rose and fell violently, and it almost didn't throw me off.
My hands quickly hugged Xiao Rong, and accidentally, those hands were lifted up a little.
I accidentally touched two things that shouldn't be touched, and I rubbed them a few times.
"Oh, Childe, Xiao Rong wants to ride a horse, don't..." Xiao Rong's body trembled, turned his head, and when he spoke, he exhaled like an orchid, and the aroma sprayed on my face and into my mouth...
I put my mouth in front of me, and secretly said in my heart, you are riding a horse by yourself, and you are still talking.
See that Baba doesn't gag your mouth, don't distract you...
"Woooooo Childe, Childe..."
After about a minute, our mouths parted, Xiao Rong was out of breath, and suddenly, he turned his head sideways, pressed his ear to my ear, and blushed and murmured: "Childe, if you make it bad again, Xiao Rong is afraid that he can't help it, and he wants to be with you right away..."
I coughed, 'Come on, who's afraid of whom.' ’
But at this moment, all of a sudden, there was a rough roar behind us, "Damn, that turtle grandson rode my horse when Lao Tzu was in the pit!" Stop me..."
Hearing this, I hurriedly turned my head and looked behind me.
At this look, we found that a few dozen meters away from us, a fat monk was chasing after us while lifting his pants.
Sister, I said how could there be a leather horse in this wilderness, it turns out that this leather horse belongs to this fat monk.
He was originally riding a horse just now, but because people are in a hurry, he couldn't help it, so he put the horse aside and ran into a bush to solve it.
This was only half done, and suddenly he heard the cry of a horse, and he quickly picked a few leaves next to him and wiped his buttocks.
Then, in a rage...
Then they came after us.
"Uh... Childe, this horse belongs to someone else, and we rode someone else's. Xiao Rong said embarrassedly.
I urged her and said, "Leave him alone, your sister Xiaoshuang is also chasing after her with a group of ghost dolls." Run, run... The owner of the horse, dressed in a monk's suit, is a monk, the four are empty, and he is compassionate, and he will not blame us. ”
"Hmm."
"Driving~~~" Xiao Rong listened to my words, quickly sped up, and galloped on his horse.
"Huhu~~" The fat monk in the back found that after he screamed, the horse thief not only did not stop, but sped up his speed, and was so angry that he was going to die.
Then, I saw that he had made a few handprints, and in an instant, he actually went underground. With that retreat, chase after us......
"Dada~~~"
Xiao Rong and I rode the horse and kept running, and kept running.
I don't know how long it took, but I was blistering under my crotch when I rode it, and I finally found out that I threw the damn Xiaoshuang and the ghost doll.
At this time, we changed our position a little and rode around on horseback, so that we don't know how long we rode before we finally arrived at the ruined temple.
According to our previous plan, after Xiao Rong and I escaped, we hid in this dilapidated temple and waited for Han Xiaotian and Xiao Nong to converge.
Then, let's go to another place together, leave this barren mountain, leave the place where the old demon of Montenegro dominates.
When we arrived at the ruined temple, we drove the horse away, and then entered the ruined temple.
"Huh~~" After entering the ruined temple, we began to look for a place to hide.
"Let's go, let's hide inside this ruined temple." I took Xiao Rong's hand and walked into the ruined temple.
There are still several rooms in this ruined temple, and coffins are placed in those rooms.
We found a hidden place and wanted to hide, but at this time, we suddenly heard a loud bang outside the ruined temple.
Xiaorong and I were startled by this voice, my face changed, and I blurted out, "No, your sister Xiaoshuang, won't you just chase after you?" ”
"Boom!" As soon as I finished saying this, I heard a noise outside, and then a rough voice rang out.
"Damn, which... Which turtle son, riding Lao Tzu's horse, went around, Lao Tzu was in the underground, and he almost fainted! ”
The voice that sounded outside this ruined temple was the fat monk before.
But now, this voice is obviously much weaker than just now.
"Whew~~" I breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was not the little frost that was chasing, but the fat monk.
Although we rode his horse, after all, he was a monk, and we were running for our lives, so I don't think he would blame us.
However, I still have to go out and apologize to him, and then explain the situation to them.
Thinking of this, we walked out and came to the middle of the ruined temple.
When I walked to this room, I finally saw the face of this fat monk, this fat monk, tall, close to 1.9 meters, huge, fat like a wild boar.
He stood at the door of the ruined temple, and in an instant, he blocked the gate.
Sister, it's the first time I've seen such a fat person, and I'm still a monk.
I coughed, then clenched my fists and said, "Master, I'm sorry, we didn't know that the horse was yours before, and besides, we were being chased by the enemy behind us." So, without saying hello, just ride your horse, sorry..."
The fat monk, holding the door with one hand at the moment, was panting violently.
I saw that he was sweating all the time, and he was about to collapse...
I couldn't help but ask with some confusion, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”
The fat monk glared at me, and then, while panting, said, "Damn, you... And I'm sorry I asked what's wrong? While Lao Tzu was squatting in the pit, he rode away my horse, damn, let me run after you before I finished!! ”
"Bastard, you're still going around and around, you don't know I'm going underground... Damn, I'm underground, and I'm almost fainting! ”
"Poof~~" As he spoke, he directly squirted out a mouthful of white saliva, "Look, Lao Tzu is so tired by you that he is foaming at the mouth..."
Hearing his words and seeing him like this, I felt quite sorry for him.
"Master, I'm sorry, you're tired."
The fat monk rested for a while, and then said angrily, "It's useful to apologize, it's really good to take money." ”
Let me calculate how many taels of silver you will accompany me on this trip.
As he spoke, he took out an abacus from his arms and began to calculate it.
"Well, a horse, three hundred taels, plus I cast a spell, fifty taels, and after running for a day, the cost of mental damage is two hundred taels, this one adds up, five hundred and fifty taels..."
At this point, he raised his head, stretched out his hand with a smile, and said, "Boy, it's a total of five hundred and fifty taels of silver, hurry up and give the money!" ”
"If you don't give money, the Buddha will be angry!"
Sister, is this really a monk? Aren't the monks all empty, why do you love money so much!
Five hundred and fifty taels of silver, Baba doesn't have a dime now...