"Brother policeman, this is a thief!" Lan Linfeng is righteous and righteous.

I knew it! I rolled my eyes to myself, 'So, big brother policeman, can you reduce your nonsense?' ’

"Thief?" The eldest brother of the police had already come to the front, it was a short man in his thirties, and his small eyes glanced at me sharply, "Say, what did you steal?" ”

"Don't look at me so affectionately, thieves are also disciplined, it's not that you throw a few winks and confess unprincipledly, then how faceless am I?" I turned my head and sneered.

"Hey, you can't do it if you don't move," Lan Linfeng said in a low voice.

"If you have to do enough play, how can you recruit it so easily?" I whispered back.

"You two, what are you muttering?" The eldest brother of the police was very angry, first he was molested by the thief, and then he was ignored by these two guys, and he didn't intimidate and intimidate when he seized the opportunity.

"That, comrade policeman," I looked at him infinitely aggrieved, "can we go in and say?" "It's embarrassing.

“... ...”

Under the close surveillance of the police brother, I was sent to the police station, Lan Linfeng has been following behind, when he was taken away to make a record, the police who began to find the two of us, brought a glass of boiling water, and opened the chatterbox, "Look at you, you don't look like a person who steals chickens and dogs, say, what's the matter with you two?" ”

'Big brother, hello eyesight! I admired in my heart, and my face was synchronized with the thought in my heart, "Big brother, do you really believe me?" ”

"Well, let's say, look at you like this, you are a cultured person, you must have a hard time, otherwise you can't do this!" The policeman's eldest brother sighed with a look of regret.

"Don't say too much, what I'm going to do now must subvert your worldview" I quietly glanced at Lan Linfeng, who had returned from making the transcript, and the latter nodded at me.

"That... I... This one... Uh, the... How to say, I'm that... Actually... Here's how it looks, I... Uh... ..."I have been brewing for a long time, and I can't say a word of the words.

"Ahem, cough, ahem..." Lan Linfeng choked for a while, blinked his eyes, and his voice sounded in his head, "Hurry up, we need time, find the exit"

"What's wrong? Come, drink saliva" Seeing this, a female policeman hurriedly handed over a glass of water.

"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay!" Lan Linfeng coughed a little embarrassedly, took the water and put it aside, he didn't dare to touch the things here.

"I'm a thief!" I closed my eyes and raised my head, as if to announce that I would rather die than give in, but this content is a little...

The room fell silent for a moment, and after a while, there was a burst of laughter.

"Ahh It's so much fun."

"... ..."How much does that mean? I looked at him with black lines all over my head, "Big brother, I said I was a thief."

"When you were first arrested, you said it" The policeman's eldest brother took a breath and said, "I'm just giving you a chance to confess and be lenient now"

"I'll go," the little policeman next to him who was in charge of recording shouted, "Brother, did you catch a fool?"

'Damn! I was almost amused, and the green tendons on my forehead were so happy.

Lan Linfeng pressed me on the shoulder, "If you are angry, you will lose"

"If I'm not angry, I'll be crazy!" I glared at the table and hid my expression.

"Everything is fake," Lan Linfeng continued to comfort.

"So you don't have to bear legal responsibility for killing him?" If I distort the meaning, I will definitely be at the top of the list.

Lan Linfeng was silent and patted me lightly on the shoulder, meaning: You look at it!

"Okay, for my brother's sake, I'm hired" I put on a sweet smile and looked at the stunned police brother with a grateful face.

"... ..."Lan Linfeng had a calm face, and slapped the little policeman who was afraid to make a record, "Record!" ”

The little policeman instinctively shuddered, and after seeing the cold glint in Lan Linfeng's eyes, he hurriedly lowered his head to do his own thing, he seriously doubted that this guy would definitely kill him if he was stunned, definitely!