85, the dream of a foodie

The fat woman was stunned: "What's the difference?" ”

"You're looking at a little ad on the back of your boarding pass, you should flip it over and take a look." Aoki prompted, then pointed to the armrest of the chair and said, "Look at this again." ”

The fat woman flipped over Aoki's crumpled piece of paper, which magically turned into a brand-new King of Hearts playing card, and she looked at the armrest of the chair again, and found that there was indeed a King of hearts printed on it.

"Look, there's chips here."

Aoki took the king of hearts from her hand and pointed to one end of the playing card. The woman found that there was indeed a small square chip like a bank card.

Aoki put the chip on the red heart mark on the armrest of the seat and brushed it, and the seat made a "zizi" mechanical transmission sound, as if the massage chair had started.

The woman finally believed that what Aoki said was true, and felt quite shameless, so she said curtly, "How about I exchange with you?" I'll make up your money. ”

Aoki said, "You can sit in the dining cabin." ”

The fat woman asked, "What canteen?" ”

Aoki said, "Don't you know that there is a dining cabin in first class?"

The fat woman shook her head.

Aoki said, "Then you've always been on a train, right?" ”

The woman nodded: "Of course." ”

Aoki said, "There are dining cars on the train, so people who don't have a place can go to the dining car and sit in it. ”

The fat woman said, "The things there are so expensive that they are slaughtered!" ”

Aoki said, "Don't you know that all the food on the plane is free?" ”

The fat woman's eyes lit up, and she nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, so where is the dining cabin?" ”

Aoki pointed to a door in the distance and said, "There it is!" ”

The fat woman looked back and saw a hazy place in the distance, as if it was full of buffets. She snapped her fingers, put her phone in her bag, twisted her round waist, and walked over like a penguin.

……

The passengers were watching the argument between the flight attendant and the fat woman, when they suddenly saw a man dressed in a strange chicken nest head walk over, took out a business card and showed it to the fat woman, and the fat woman's eyes lit up somehow, stood up and walked towards the economy class.

Who is he? A business card got that crazy woman done?

People speculated about Aoki's identity.

The stewardess bowed to Aoki and said, "Thank you so much!" ”

"Oh, it's nothing, you guys have worked hard to meet this kind of person!" After Aoki finished speaking, he turned around and went to the economy class to find his seat.

The stewardess looked at his back and listened to the sound of tapping and tapping, and her heart suddenly beat rhythmically with the footsteps. She thinks that although this person is dressed strangely, it has a different taste, and if she dresses up well, she is actually very handsome!

She pursed her lips, picked up the crumpled business card that was still sitting on the armrest of her chair, looked at it a few times, and slipped it into her pocket.

……

The fat woman excitedly walked through the narrow aisle, passed through the economy class, pushed open the bathroom door, and suddenly saw a room full of food - sea cucumbers, seahorses, bullwhips, lamb kidneys, bananas, cucumbers, eggplants, .......

At this time, the flight attendant's voice sounded:

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this DF Airlines flight from Wuzhong to Spring City...... The plane is about to take off and is now being screened by the cabin attendants...... This flight is non-smoking, so please refrain from smoking during the flight. ”

The fat woman felt like she had been struck by lightning, and the food in front of her was suddenly gone. She blinked, and found herself staring at the toilet in the bathroom, her face instantly reddening.

But she didn't understand what was going on, she just knew that the plane was about to take off, so she had to turn around and find her seat.

Coincidentally, her seat was right next to Aoki.

The fat woman was stunned for a moment when she saw Aoki, she felt very familiar, and she couldn't remember where she had seen it.

She sat down, her fat body squeezed into a heap by the narrow seat, and the arm, which was about the thickness of a normal thigh, crossed the armrest of the chair and encroached on Aoki's small half of the seat.

Shi Dazhuang said: "Flying disaster! ”

Aoki shook his head and smiled bitterly.

After the plane took off smoothly, the flight attendant reminded everyone to unbuckle their seat belts.

The fat woman suddenly stood up, rushed to the toilet behind her in a few steps, looked around, and then shouted, "Where's the dining cabin?" Where are your cabins? ”

The flight attendant reminded her: "There is no dining cabin on the plane, you can tell the flight attendant if you need any drinks, and lunch will be brought to you." ”

The fat woman shouted, "You lie to me, the train has a dining car!" ”

The passengers burst out laughing!

The fat woman probably also felt that her behavior was a little ridiculous, so she sat down stupidly.

The stewardess took a blanket and walked up to Aoki and asked, "Does Mr. need a blanket?" ”

Shi Dazhuang smiled: "Is this a special care?" ”

The fat woman snatched the blanket and said, "I want it." ”

The stewardess frowned slightly, smiled apologetically at Aoki, and said, "I'll go get another one." ”

Aoki said, "Oh, no, I'm not afraid of the cold. ”

The stewardess snorted, seeming to hesitate, then took out a crumpled business card from her pocket and handed it over and said, "This is what you dropped, right?" ”

"Oh, thank you!" Aoki took the business card and thanked him, only to find that there was an extra string of numbers written in black pen on the card, which looked like a phone number.

"You're welcome!" The stewardess said with a smile, then turned and walked away, her steps as brisk as a thrush in the morning.

Shi Dazhuang reminded him: "Hey, have you noticed that the flight attendant blushed when she talked to you." ”

Aoki said, "You're mistaken. ”

He put his business card in his coat pocket and tried to change to a more comfortable position, but the woman next to him took up too much space.

He wanted to remind her so that he could sit comfortably, but turned his head to find that the fat woman was asleep. The corners of his mouth were upturned with dark lipstick, his face was full of smiles, his mouth seemed to chew something, and his eyelids kept shaking slightly.

Aoki had to admit that he was completely self-inflicted. Airlines should really set up special seats for such people, or stipulate a weight limit for each position, and people over 200 pounds must buy two seats or a first-class ticket.

Alas! Looks like I'm dreaming!

Originally, Aoki was a lazy person who wouldn't care about an unrelated dream, not to mention that entering someone else's dream consumed mental power. However, this fat woman really made herself too uncomfortable.

In the midst of extreme boredom and discomfort, he entered the dream of a fat woman.

The place looked like a candy house, maybe a supermarket with no shelves. It's hard to imagine a picture like this:

A woman weighing more than 200 pounds was lying on top of a pile of food, her hands were constantly stuffing things into her mouth, and her chin was stained with slimy liquid. Mountains of snacks were piled all around, countless cockroaches and gangrene were gathered, and swarms of rats crawled in and out of small holes in the corners.

It's horrible! If you've ever seen this, you'll never call anyone around you a "foodie" again.

Aoki exited the terrifying candy house with great speed, while the fat woman in the next seat was still immersed in her food dreams, Harako spilling out from the corners of her mouth with a hint of inferior lipstick, as if bleeding.