Chapter 26: The Family of Pirates
What's wrong with the black dog?
The reason why my family has always only had black dogs is that I like black and white dogs, and my mother thinks white dogs are not good for bathing, so she has always had black dogs, this dog is a black Labrador adopted four years ago.
"Chocolate!" It's my dog's name, I'm a foodie I'm sorry.
It is very well-behaved and humane, every time it shouts, it will drill out of the kennel to find me, in spring and autumn it sleeps in the yard kennel, in winter and summer it sleeps in the kennel at home,
Chocolate burrowed out of the kennel and wagged its tail with a smile on its face.
I pushed open the door and walked into the yard, took out his favorite cheese beef bone stick from the dog food cabinet on the side, and then walked over and touched its head: "Chocolate, go and give what Grandpa gave you to Mom, and I'll give you meat." ”
"Whew." Since it was reported that it was too loud, it took three whole days to learn to use a "woo" sound instead of "woo" when talking to his family.
I patted it on the head and motioned for it to hurry up, but the big brother looked at me with an expression that he didn't understand.
"What's wrong? Go......"
Chocolate ignored my orders and used the skill "Tilt Your Head to Kill" on me.
"......" I was speechless for a while, and knocked the dog's head with a cow bone stick: "It's useless to sell cute, go and take out the things in your nest!" ”
This time it understood, turned around and wagged its tail back to its nest.
First took out my beloved ball toy and handed it to me, and when I saw that I was not satisfied, I went back to continue to hold it.
Then I found out how much it had in its nest.
Three balls, a frisbee, two ropes, and two blankets, half an uneaten dog chewing gum.
"Finished?" After seeing that it took out all these things, it didn't go back, and used the skill "active handshake" on me.
I really don't want to go through the kennel by myself, one is because I don't know if there are any bugs in it, and the other reason is that this product cherishes the things in its own nest, so it can only take the initiative to hand it over, and no one else can take it, otherwise it will lose its temper.
And when it loses its temper, it will run and then jump up, and with its weight of more than 70 pounds, it will really hurt you with a volley!
I looked at the cow bone stick in my hand, and I didn't believe it, can a person's IQ still play with a dog?
"Chocolate, do you want this?" I dangled it in front of its eyes with a cowbone stick, looked at the clear liquid that clearly spilled from the corners of my mouth, and said with a wicked smile, "Then, go ahead!" Chocolate! ”
After saying that, he threw it into the distance with all his might, and at the moment when it rushed out, he went directly into the kennel and found that there was nothing inside.
Before I crawled out of the kennel, there was a powerful impact on the buttocks, about seventy pounds, I "oops", quickly got up and hugged the bad dog who beat the owner, and slapped its ass three times before letting go.
Chocolate still had an aggrieved expression, lying on the side with her tail between her legs, pressing the cowbone stick she was holding back, and she didn't eat it, just whining aggrievedly.
When I looked at it, I knew that I couldn't ask anything, why would a human be angry with a dog, completely forgot about the violent beating of the dog just now, and went back to the house to get the phone.
I redialed my dad's phone: "Hey, dad...... There's no one in the kennel. ”
"How so, is it...... Did you put your mom away? "My dad seemed to be quite busy, so he hung up the phone again.
I'm passing by an alpaca in my heart!
Helplessly, no one answered my mother's phone, and it took three calls in a row to connect: "What's wrong?" ”
"Mom, did you clean up the kennel in the morning?"
"I cleaned it up, I don't know who put a book and a letter in it, I took it out and put it in the study."
In the study? I didn't hang up the phone, went to the study, and sure enough, I saw a letter and an open book.
"Mom, I found it, have you read this book?" I wonder why the book is open, and the last page is open.
My mom replied, "No, the book is new, and there's a plastic seal on the outside." ”
Who opened that? My mom didn't open it, and my dad thought it was in the kennel, and it was impossible to open it, and I just found out that things are these two things, is it ghost-opened?
What the hell is open?
"Uh...... Well, what did you do? "I asked my mom.
"Grocery shopping, are you better?"
I know that she is not asking about my body, but about my state of mind.
"Well, it's okay." I hung up because I was looking at the book and turning the page forward.
There are "people" there!
I flashed into the world of Open Heaven again: "I'm dizzy, Open Sky!" I have ghosts in my house! ”
Kaitian was sleeping, only opened one eye, looked at me, the bad guy who disturbed its dreams, and said, "Tsk", "This seat just fell asleep, can you stop a little." ”
"Big brother, no...... Great God! Open the heavens, look at the ghosts in my house! "I'm basically kneeling for the sky, and there is a limit to the fear of what can be seen, but the fear of what cannot be seen is bottomless!
Kaitian's gaze shifted to the bell in my hand: "Do you still have to step on the bell to come in now?" ”
"Huh?" Big brother, that's not the point, although I thought so in my heart, I still replied obediently: "Well, I stepped on the bell to come in." ”
"Well, don't step on it." After Kaitian finished speaking, he waved my hand and sent me out, and finally came such a sentence: "You can see ghosts when the bell is there, but when the bell is invisible, it is not a ghost, if you are afraid, be with your dog." ”
When I came back, I was a little confused, if the time was rewind 5 seconds, I should not have hung up the phone now, but the phone shows no call, why is this?
When I looked at that book, it was the state of opening the last page, proving that the worldly law did have a backtrack.
Just as I was thinking, the book turned another page forward, and I was so frightened that I silently thought to myself: "Not a ghost, not a ghost, not a ghost!" Then he quickly grabbed the book and the letter, and ran back to the yard to put the chocolates in the house.
"Whew......" I patted my little heart, which was still trembling, and sat down on the bed: "Chocolate, Mom allowed you to go to bed today." ”
Chocolate didn't even delay for half a second when she heard me say this, went to bed and lay down directly next to me, and arched me a few times with her big fat ass.
I didn't pay attention to the book, because it was too thick, and it would be better to write it thinner.
The envelope read, "The deceased will be opened in person", opened the envelope, pulled out the 5 pages inside, only to find that nothing was written.
"What does that mean?" Why is there no word on the letter? I didn't believe it, I looked through each page confidently, and when I finally saw the fifth page, it was written like this: "Ling, is that your name?" ”
I was stunned, I didn't know how to read this letter at all, and the 5 pages were just one line of questions, what do you mean for me to write like Harry Potter to answer you?
"No, the cat looks like Yayi, does this thing still imitate Harry Potter? Is the Ling family a pirate family? I couldn't help but complain, but I went to grab a pen and wrote under the line: "Yes, I am. Who are you?”
There's no Harry Potter-like reply on the letter, isn't it...... Can't I write in English?
I honestly wrote again: "I am, who are you?" ”
However, there was still no reply on the letterhead.