The Ninth Master asked me, "Huohuo, do you remember that incident nine years ago?" ”

"Nine years ago?" I frowned, thought for a while, and then blurted out: "Ninth Master, could it be that you are talking about Brother Erdan?" ”

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Thinking of that incident, my mind couldn't help but go back to the scene I saw under the old locust tree the night before.

At that time, Ren Xue and I were squatting in the grass and saw a pair of welcome teams. At the front of the welcome team, the groom walking is the second brother in my mouth.

However, the second brother I saw the night before yesterday is obviously different from the second brother I remembered.

Because, the second brother the night before yesterday, it was an adult. But the second egg in my memory is forever fixed when he was thirteen years old.

Nine years ago, Brother Erdan was thirteen years old and I was eight years old.

At that time, I had just come to Jiu Ye's house, and I didn't have any playmates, only Brother Erdan would often come to play with me.

The reason why Brother Erdan is called Erdan is because as soon as he was born, he had a disease, which is called 'oblique inguinal hernia'.

This kind of disease, to put it in layman's terms, is that part of the small intestine of Erdan falls from the stomach into the scrotum, making his eggs look several times larger than ordinary people, so everyone calls him Erdan.

If this disease is left on others, it is estimated that he will be too ashamed to go out, but Brother Erdan is different, instead of taking it as a humiliation, he will be honored with it.

When I was little, I remember him often pointing to his balls and showing them off in front of me. At that time, he used to say: "My egg, unique, I am the son of the dragon!" ”

The beginning of the story was in the evening of that day, and I still remember that time, when the clouds were thick, and I was sitting alone at the gate of the hall in a daze.

"Smack!" A bang.

Suddenly, I felt a tap on the shoulder, and I turned around to see the second brother with a smirk on his face.

At that time, the second brother seemed to have been fished out of the water, the whole person was wet, and his face was as white as a woman's buttocks.

I sighed and scolded: "Brother Erdan, why don't you make a sound when you walk, your slap just now scared my soul away." ”

"Hey, why haven't you seen you for a few days, you've turned a lot whiter."

As I spoke, I stood up and pinched his face, and this pinch, I found that his face was cold.

"Brother Erdan, what's wrong with you? It's not raining yet, so why are you like you're being drenched in the rain? ”

Brother Erdan smiled stupidly and said, "On the way I came to find you, I accidentally fell into the river." ”

"Well, why are you so careless."

"By the way, Huohuo, I found a very interesting place, do you want to go with me?"

"What's the fun?"

"You'll know it's much more fun than sitting here in a daze."

I thought about it for a moment, and finally nodded, "Okay." ”

So, Brother Erdan led the way in front, and I followed behind him. We chatted as we walked.

I asked him, "Brother Erdan, I haven't seen you for a few days, where did you go?" ”

Brother Erdan walked in front, didn't look back, and said coldly: "I've stayed at home for the past few days, and my mother won't let me come out to play." ”

We chatted and walked like this, and after walking like this for about ten minutes, I was surprised to find that Erdan took me to the 'Green Bamboo Forest'.

In the past, the ninth master told me not to set foot in this 'green bamboo forest', as for the reason, I probably learned something from the words of the villagers...

About a long time ago, nine members of the archaeological team came to our coffin village to investigate, and one night they secretly came to the coffin pool to take a bath.

I don't know who it is, but I saw that there was a big bluestone on the coffin Tan, which was more than ten meters high from the coffin Tan, so I suggested that everyone come to dive.

It may be that these archaeological team members were fascinated for a while, and they all agreed to that suggestion.

So, the nine of them jumped from the big bluestone into the coffin Tan in turn.

"Knock Knock~~~"

Nine falling sounds sounded in turn, and nine people jumped into the water in turn.

But this jump, after a full night, no one came up.

The next day, hundreds of villagers in the coffin village gathered around the coffin Tan. They saw an unforgettable picture in their lives, only to see a sharp bamboo erected in the coffin. On top of the bamboo, there were nine naked men.

They are stacked in nine layers, like a gourd of rock sugar.

Even after one night, the water in the coffin Tan was still bright red...

At this time, the sky was about to darken, and a full moon was hanging above the sky.

The second brother in front stopped and sat down on a stone.

I said, "Brother Erdan, let's go to the fun place you said tomorrow, it's too late today, I want to go home." ”

Brother Erdan suddenly smirked and said, "Huohuo, I'm so cold, let's take a rest, I'll bask in the moon first." ”

I said in my heart at the time that this second brother is really stupid, his body is cold, what's the use of basking in the moon? Isn't it colder the more you get sunny? If you want to bask in the sun, you should bask in the sun.

Erdan did it for a while, then suddenly stood up, pointed to the front and said, "Look, Huohuo, here, the front is the fun place I said." ”

I followed Erdan's finger and saw a light in front of me. In the midst of that light, there was a playground, and there were nine people playing in it.

The sound of laughter in the playground seemed to be moving me forward. At this time, Erdan had already run quickly and ran into the playground.

He turned around and waved at me with a smirk.

"Huohuo, come, come......"

I sent the gods and walked forward slowly.

However, just as I was about to arrive at the playground, behind me, a shout suddenly came from behind, it was the Ninth Master who was coming.

After that, the ninth master hurriedly came over and hugged me back. I looked ahead, and by that time, I was already standing on the big bluestone on the coffin Tan, and I promised that if I took one step further, I would definitely fall into the coffin...

The day after the incident, Uncle Buddha came to find the ninth master, and he still came crying.

The first words he said when he saw the ninth master, I still remember it vividly. He said: "Ninth master, my melon baby and two eggs have not been home for three days. Early this morning, someone found it in the coffin... When he went, he was exactly the same as the nine archaeological team members before!! ”

Uncle Buddha is a real man, he experienced strong winds and waves when he was young, and once, when he was making a unique move, he lost his hand and was cut off a thumb. But even at that time, he didn't shed a single tear, and he didn't even say a word. But at this time, Uncle Buddha cried like a child...

The ninth master asked him at the time: "Have you seen the child, when did he leave..."

Uncle Buddha said: "It should have been three days ago!! ”

Jiu Ye's face changed at that time, and it became very ugly. Then, he snorted and asked Uncle Buddha, "Old Buddha, since everyone is dead, why are you coming to me again?" Do 'white things'? You know, short-lived people, it's not good to do 'white things', you better find a coffin, put away the second egg, and bury it under the big tree..."

At that time, Uncle Buddha knelt down and said with tears on his face: "Ninth Master, I am already old, and my mother-in-law is also old, and it is impossible to have children again in this life." So, I wanted to ask you a favor! ”

The Ninth Master narrowed his eyes and asked, "What help?" ”

"Presiding over a marriage!!"

After hearing this, the ninth master's face became even more ugly, and after a long time, he said to Uncle Buddha: "Alas, old Buddha, thirteen years ago, I advised you to stop. But you just won't listen! As everyone knows, there are some mistakes that cannot be made, as long as you make mistakes, God will definitely punish you, and the punishment may not necessarily fall on your own head, but it will definitely affect the people around you! ”

After saying this, he shook his head and stopped caring about the Buddha who was kneeling on the ground.

I was very strange at that time, I thought that the ninth master was a little ruthless, Uncle Buddha died of his son at that time, but he just asked him to preside over a marriage, why did he refuse.

But later I learned that Uncle Buddha invited him not to preside over the marriage of the living, but ——— marriage!!

In the end, the ninth master only warned Uncle Buddha one sentence, he said: "Old Buddha, God doesn't want you to have a queen, if you have to hold that wedding, it will be against the way of heaven!" If you insist on going your own way, then, one day, you will reap the consequences..."

Ninth Master had never spoken to people like this before. If it weren't for the fact that the person kneeling on the ground was Uncle Buddha, he would definitely not have said this. Because, that's a leak...

But that's it, Uncle Buddha didn't listen to the ninth master in the end and held the wedding...

And this one did it, and it took another life!