"It doesn't matter, in fact, Xiaoyue can study wherever she wants, and she may not be able to go to Los Angeles again."

"Let's watch TV!"

This room is symmetrical with Luo Xiaofei's layout, and there are six people sitting now.

Li Bo brought two "female assistants" to accompany the Yang family of three to eat together, these two people look like they are twenty-four or five years old, and the other is seventeen or eighteen at most, and they all look like they are dignified and beautiful.

The big one is called Yang Qiushui, and the small one is called Yang Xue'er.

The sound of strong music sounded.

The six of them put down the dishes in their hands at the same time and stared at the TV.

…...

Yang Yue: "This seems to be the Ellen show?" ”

Yang Qiushui: "The latest issue. You probably have analysis of these programs in your course, right? ”

"Yes." Yang Yue hesitated, "I remember that this show was filmed at Warner Bros. Studios in Los Angeles, right?" ”

Yang Qiushui nodded: "This issue is in New York, according to the news over there, on the day of the hurricane's landfall, Allen was not in Los Angeles." ”

…...

"Alan! Allan!! ”

"Wow~"

There were cheers on the TV, and in the middle of the picture was a studio, which was arranged like a room on the stage and the audience seats below.

A lean woman with short white hair clapped her hands and came in.

Then the audience stood up and laughed and danced together.

"The background music is Superman's Iron Body." Yang Qiushui looked at the TV and said, "It seems that this episode of the show is very interesting." ”

Father Yang was curious: "Why?" ”

"Man of Steel was filmed by Christopher Nolan, and it explores the relationship between Superman and Human."

"Oh!"

"This hostess is very famous, and so is this show, which has been running since 03 years to the present, and the ratings are very high." Sitting next to Mother Yang is Yang Xue'er, which will make her Mother Yang's explanation.

"Oh, she's a lesbian."

"Which comrade?"

"Gay."

"It's a pity...... Mother Yang sighed with some regret, "I think it looks okay......"

"Already married, with her girlfriend."

Mother Yang was a little speechless.

"But she's doing a good show,...... Today's issue should be to gain popularity. ”

"Hey! Hello everyone," Alan turned his head to look at the guest sofa behind him on the TV, "why is there no one here?" ”

She walked over and picked up a deck of superhero playing cards from the table: "Superman, not coming, Batman, not coming, Spider-Man, not coming, Storm Girl not coming... Team America... Didn't come either!! ”

With a casual hand, the cards were thrown to the ground.

"This is the most embarrassing episode of my show, superhero theme, I invited fifty-four superheroes with great sincerity, but none of the guests appeared!"

The audience laughed cooperatively, and the BGM became a bit funny.

"It doesn't matter if Thanos doesn't come, he doesn't need to be on camera, but Deadpool should like this scene......"

Alan made a gesture of listening to the stage, with a question mark on his face: "What?" You say they all go on vacation to L.A.? Not a vacation? Hit what? Oh, we can't say the man's name! Are you sure? I don't believe it! ”

Alan took out a mobile phone from his pocket: "Fortunately, now that there is the truth, I can privately understand why these superheroes don't come, you know, some things are inappropriate to ask for the mouth." ”

Holding the phone, he began to ask, "I'm Alan, where is Superman?" This question is just one credit, well, I have, it's cheap! ”

Then Alan looked at his phone, his face was full of disbelief, and he exclaimed exaggeratedly: "You actually said that there is no such person?" What are you kidding, he was already reported in 1938! ”

There was laughter from the audience again.

"I asked the U.S. team, it's also a point, oh, or no such person, hell, how long have we been deceived? What about Spider-Man? One point, one point... There is no such person, there is no such person......"

Alan threw away his phone: "My phone must be broken!" ”

The audience laughed again.

Alan wanted to sit down alone, and then hesitantly covered his ears, as if listening to the director's words: "They said that if there were no guests, our show would have failed, and there must be... So, is there any audience willing to be a guest? Good! Just come, you two come up, no matter how much you can't sit down! ”

Two audience members walked up from the audience, a man and a woman, who looked like they were in their thirties.

Alan put on a portable headset for them.

"Introduce yourself."

"Jack. Walter. ”

"Penny. Granger"

"Okay, are you superheroes?"

"I'm not!"

"Me neither!"

Alan sighed regretfully: "If you are, how nice it would be! ”

Jack shook his head: "We're just ordinary people, although we wish we were superheroes, but we're just ordinary human beings." ”

Penny also nodded: "Superheroes have to carry a lot of things, and ordinary people can't bear so many responsibilities." ”

Alan looked at Penny: "What are you carrying?" ”

Penny: "Maintain world peace!" ”

Jack: "I don't agree, it's ordinary people who think that superheroes want to maintain world peace, and superheroes themselves don't necessarily think so. ”

Alan nodded: "Jack, what do you think superheroes think?" ”

"Being free, already having such a strong ability, why can't you live the life you want? It would be nice to leave the maintenance of peace to the law. ”

"How can the law do it?" Penny retorted.

"Superheroes can't maintain world peace at all, they only bring more harm." Jack snapped.

"You can control yourself!" Penny said eagerly, "They live in human society, and they should think about these realities, and they hurt humanity by doing whatever they want, and they will hurt themselves in the end!" ”

"No, no, no! You're wrong, the superheroes are too powerful, it's not a question of whether they can control it, the world is too fragile for them. ”

Jack raised his hand, "I have a reason, for example, Alan wanted to invite the Hulk today, and he came, I mean, Dr. Bruce Banner when he came, but Alan may have asked him a question that made him angry!" Then he turns into the Hulk and has to be ruined here, this is not a movie, he can trample several people to death with one kick. ”

Alan made a helpless gesture: "I'll do my homework too, okay?" ”

"What about the audience? If someone suddenly asks something he doesn't like, like his pants! ”

"What's wrong with his pants? Stretchy pants will make him angry to the point of metamorphosis? Alan looked back at the audience, "Who would be angry about this kind of question?" ”

"Asking questions can make people angry, for example, if you ask him how many pairs of pants he has, whether he usually washes them, why after his person gets bigger, the words don't get bigger, they don't stick out like a rock......"

"Stop!!" Alan waved his notebook, "Security, hurry up and get this guy down, he's going to mess up the show!" ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Jack spread his hands: "I'm just giving an example, if they really existed, they wouldn't come." ”

"Seems like you have a lot of examples?"

"Of course, maybe you'll like Storm Girl to be on the show, and I'll admit she's beautiful, but you know what's wrong with her, right?"

"She? What's the problem? ”

"As soon as she rolls her eyes, there's a storm," Jack looked around, "just a simple roll of her eyes, a lot of women I know have this habit, like I tell a joke, but that's not a problem, you'll just think it's cute, but Storm girl?" How dare you do this to her? ”

"That makes sense!" Alan nodded, "Looks like I'm going to have to cross this lady off the list." ”

"They don't exist, do they?" Penny asked suddenly.

Alan picked up his phone: "You didn't ask this?" ”

"Asked, I asked, do superheroes exist? The answer is existence. And then none of the people you ask about exist. ”

…...

The next room.

"The truth book has basically dried up the content on the Internet, and now I guess I can watch TV or newspapers over there."

"CBS is very hard, so they're not afraid that Sean will trouble them?"

"Let's play the side ball!"

Lu Cheng smiled.