Chapter 265: Slapping You in the Dog's Face
Zhuang Rou stopped, looked at Feng Jingshui and said seriously: "Father-in-law, it's not that I look down on you. βTomato ββ³ Novel Network If we stab each other in the same place, the one who survived would definitely be me. β
"Father-in-law, don't forget, although I am now a lieutenant of the horse, if you are caught by me and killed, then I will arrest you. If you resist, I'll kill you on the spot. β
Not to mention that Feng Jingshui forgot about this, Zhuang Rou's job is to catch fast, he said regretfully: "Rourou, you have misunderstood me, since the last time I met you, other women can't get into my eyes, I don't do that kind of thing for a long time." β
"In the dead of night, I think of the moment when you smiled at me when you got into the carriage with your hood on. I can't wait to cut your flesh with a knife, watch your blood flow like a stream, but still stare at me. He swallowed and reached out to hook Zhuang Rou's hair, which was exposed outside his hat.
Zhuang Rou took a deep breath, if it weren't for his good looks, he would have broken his fingers a long time ago. The knife can't be brought into the palace, otherwise he will be stabbed twice now to make him happy.
didn't want to continue to entangle with this pervert, Zhuang Rou blocked his hand, and asked with a look of familiarity between the two: "Father-in-law, will the Queen Mother embarrass me if she calls me there?" β
Feng Jingshui touched his lips and said casually: "I asked you to come over, naturally I want to embarrass you." β
"The queen embarrassed me just now, and the queen mother here is also looking for trouble for me, except for the emperor in this palace, who speaks the most?" Zhuang Rou wants to see, how many more people do she have to meet, won't she even have to see a concubine or something?
"No, it shouldn't be counted if the emperor speaks, only the queen mother speaks. But the Queen Mother is the niece of the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother is the daughter of the Queen Mother's brother, and offending one is offending all of them. Feng Jingshui didn't have the slightest awe of the royal majesty, and whispered in Zhuang Rou's ear.
"You are dead, now you can still think about it, do you want to die at my hands, or do you want to die at the hands of the Queen Mother?"
Zhuang Rou smiled, "I just want you all to die." β
At this time, he didn't forget to say cruel words, Feng Jingshui said disapprerovingly: "If you let me save your life then, it will be mine." β
"......" Zhuang Rou glanced at him and rolled her eyes unhappily, "Maybe the Queen Mother likes me when she sees me, so don't jump out and make trouble at that time." β
Feng Jingshui still doesn't know what kind of character those people in this palace are, of course, he will definitely not give her a good face.
It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, when she is beaten half to death, you can get her back unconsciously. At that time, even if someone comes to look for it, they will not be able to find anyone, and even the concubines in the palace can disappear, let alone such outsiders who are summoned into the palace.
The two bumped all the way and didn't get along well to the outside of Ci'an Palace, Feng Jingshui was not summoned, so he could only send her to the door.
Seeing that she was about to follow the two little eunuchs in, he followed her a few steps, lowered his head and took a deep breath behind her neck.
Zhuang Rou instantly got goosebumps, grabbed his arm and turned around to give him an angry look, "Dead pervert!" β
"It doesn't smell like grease." Feng Jingshui squinted his eyes and smiled slightly.
"Nonsense!" Zhuang Rou shrunk her neck and walked a few steps quickly, just wanting to hurry into Ci'an Palace and stay with this madman less.
Feng Jingshui put his hands behind his back and watched her walk into Ci'an Palace, but he didn't leave, and he stayed here with a posture of waiting to collect the corpse.
After Zhuang Rou entered Ci'an Palace, the sight behind her that was always stared at by Feng Jingshui disappeared. She didn't know why Feng Jingshui was always pestering herself, speaking of which, she only met Hong Pozi last time, and she felt as if she had always met a madman.
Ci'an Palace is worthy of being the place where the Queen Mother lives, it is two or three times larger than Fengtai Palace, presumably the old man likes to be quiet, and there are many flowers and plants in the rockery garden.
The trail is winding and exceptionally quiet. Zhuang Rou walked in it, feeling that if someone was stabbed to death behind these rockeries, he would hide it in the cave, and he would not be found when it didn't smell.
After a while, the road in the distance opened up, and there was a garden and a palace blocked by a canopy of trees, revealing some red-walled and yellow-tiled palaces.
I thought I would be assassinated in the rockery, it seems that I think too much, if the queen mother of a country wants to kill, as long as she orders it to drag it down, who still plays yin.
When Zhuang Rou was thinking like this, there was a whoosh, and an arrow flew from the opposite flower. She subconsciously flashed to the side, and the arrow poofed into the position of the shoulder blade.
The arrow was mostly stuck in Hagar, and only a little tip of the arrow pierced the flesh, which was not serious for her at all. But she covered the arrow and screamed, and fell directly to the ground.
The two little eunuchs were frightened half to death, and they knelt on the ground and didn't even dare to raise their heads.
"Hahaha, I thought he was a great guy, but it turned out to be a useless idiot!" A voice sounded from behind the flowers, and a group of palace maids and eunuchs walked out with a young man in gorgeous clothes.
The young man was only about ten years old, and although he was good-looking, he had a high-flying and arrogant atmosphere. Holding a gold-inlaid bow in his hand and a quiver around his waist, he proudly stepped on the precious flowers and plants in the garden.
He threw the bow to the little eunuch next to him, took the wet handkerchief and wiped his hands, "I heard that this person has something to do with that kid in Chu Xia, and he dares to seduce/lure the dog raised by this Wang's family, which is really not small." The queen mother is very unhappy, then the king is not happy, the dog of the king can be rationed to whoever he wants, where can he be allowed to pick up outside to eat! β
"King Qi is right, as long as the prince's dog is obedient, he dares to have other thoughts, and the prince's archery skills are getting better and better." A eunuch who followed him next to him said flatteringly.
Qi King Zhou Jing walked over to Zhuang Rou, "This king wants to see what kind of person he is, if he is still pleasing to the eye, he will drag it down and feed the dogs I raise." β
The eunuch smiled and said, "Lord Wang, be careful." β
"What are you afraid of, she has been shot by me, you take out all the knives, and hack me to death if you don't die." Zhou Jing swaggered to Zhuang Rou's side, and saw her lying on the ground motionless, so he waved his hand and asked the eunuch to turn her over.
He wanted to see if it was long enough to feed his good dogs.
As soon as the eunuch reached out to touch her, Zhuang Rou suddenly jumped up, slapped the eunuch in front of him with a palm, reached out and grabbed Zhou Jing's chest placket, raised his hand and slapped him in the face, shouting, "Catch the assassin!" Someone! Someone assassinated the Queen Mother! β
Her eyes showed a strong murderous intent, although it was only a ten-year-old child, half of her face was swollen under the slap, and her eyes were bloodshot and red.
She still slapped it with a few crackles, and the teeth and baby teeth that Zhou Jinggang had just changed for a few years flew all over the ground together.
"Stop! This is His Royal Highness the Qi King! The eunuch next to him reacted from his daze, screamed, and stabbed over with a sword in his hand, wanting to save Zhou Jing.
Zhuang Rou grabbed Zhou Jing and blocked it, and the eunuch's sword stabbed into his buttocks, so frightened that the eunuch even threw away the sword. But after reacting, he grabbed it again, pulled it out tremblingly, and just opened his mouth to threaten, but he was kicked away by Zhuang Rou.
The palace maids and eunuchs screamed and hugged their heads, and their mouths also shouted that there were assassins.
Looking at the child in his hand who was so idle that he dared to shoot an arrow before he met, Zhuang Rou set his eyes on his right hand that pulled the bow and arrow.
She reached out and grabbed his right hand, punched it, snapped his hand with a click, and threw it on the ground.
I don't know when the Ouchi guards will come, Zhuang Rou ripped Zhou Jing's quiver, rushed to the eunuch with the bow in a few steps, slapped him half to death, grabbed the bow and arrow, pulled the bow and shot the arrow at the gorgeous palace in the distance.
She steadily shot one arrow after another, all of them through the window paper and into the palace, no matter who was inside, one shot was counted as one.
The palace maid and the eunuch were all scared half to death by her, and they didn't dare to run in place, but just watched her shoot arrows into the queen mother's palace with their mouths open.
In the blink of an eye, Zhuang Rou had already shot all the arrows, leaving only the arrow on the shoulder blade. Without saying a word, she pulled it out, stabbed it into her left arm, and then grabbed a eunuch with a sword, and pressed his hand to her thigh.
The blood spurted out in an instant, she frowned and didn't even hum, and then dragged her injured leg and strode over to the eunuch who held her head and shrank in the bushes, just now saying that dogs should also be obedient.
Zhuang Rou stretched out his hand to pinch his jaw, crushed his mouth with his hand, broke his hands, and finally kicked the eunuch's heart, he flew out a few feet away, and smashed into the flowers.
Feng Jingshui had already rushed in when he let out an assassin's cry inside, and when he rushed over across the path, he happened to see Zhuang Rou mutilating himself.
When he glanced at the ground, he saw that if it weren't for the clothes, he wouldn't have been able to tell who Zhou Jing was. Immediately took a deep breath, she was so bold!
All this happened between the lightning and flint, and only at this time in the palace did the palace maid shout heartbreakingly: "Help! There are assassins! The Queen Mother was shot! β
Feng Jingshui looked at Zhuang Rou, but saw her look anxious, "Father-in-law! Go and save the Queen Mother! Just now, an assassin assassinated, wounded this nobleman, and snatched a bow and arrow, intending to shoot the queen mother. The subordinate was incompetent, and he was injured like this, and he barely subdued the other party! β
As she spoke, she pointed to the eunuch who had been beaten half to death by her, and could not be summoned for interrogation.
"......" Feng Jingshui was shocked for the first time, and just as he wanted to say something, four Ouchi guards rushed over and rushed into Ci'an Palace.
Zhuang Rou looked weak and repeated what she had just said.
At this time, seeing that Gonggong Feng and the guards were coming, the eunuch who cut Zhuang Rou's thigh and stabbed him pointed at Zhuang Rou and shouted, "Quick!" It was the Qi King she assassinated, and she also released arrows into the Queen Mother's Palace! Catch her! β
The guards and Feng Jingshui both looked at Zhuang Rou, but no one moved, and the air froze strangely.
"He is in a group with the Assassins, if it is not an Assassin, where did a eunuch in this harem get his weapons? If it wasn't for the intention of assassination, what did they want to do with the sword, did they want to show the emperor to kill chickens on the spot? Zhuang Rou said calmly, not showing any panic.
Feng Jingshui looked at the four guards, the four of them also looked at him, but they glanced at each other again, and the five of them ignored the eunuch who was screaming indiscriminately, and just stared at each other with wrong expressions.
Zhuang Rou didn't know what the five of them wanted to do, and after thinking about it, she was about to gamble, she suddenly shouted solemnly: "What are you still standing for, don't arrest these assassins, what if they have poison on them." The safety of the Queen Mother is the most important, and the lower official is seriously injured and can't hold it anymore! β
After saying that, she shook her body and fell to the ground weakly.
Feng Jingshui moved first, he supported Zhuang Rou, looked at the four guards and said, "Everyone, just do it." Zhuang and Qi Wang were seriously injured and should be immediately sent to Tai Hospital for treatment. β
Someone gave up to him first, and the other three also gave up their hands together. Then one of them went over to the sword-bearer and cut off his hand with a single blow.
Seeing him grabbing his wrists and screaming on the ground, the palace maids and eunuchs present all opened their eyes in horror, and many of them fell directly to the ground to protect themselves, pretending to be unconscious for a long time.