Chapter 2013: The Trick of the Elusive
"Oops!" Goofy suddenly exclaimed, "Amazing!"
"What's wrong? What did you find?" the handsome man was taken aback: "Am I going to be unlucky lately?"
"No, no, no, you misunderstood, you don't want to be unlucky, but to transfer. Goofy hurriedly explained: "A great event will come to you soon. ”
"What is a big happy event?" The handsome man's eyes lit up: "What kind of big happy event?
"This ...... You know, the most taboo thing for people who tell the face of a fortune is to leak the heavenly secrets, because once the heavenly secrets are leaked, they will suffer from the punishment of heaven, and they will be sick at least and die at worst. Goofy sighed lightly: "So...... I can only give you a rough ...... I can't tell you the details......"
"This ...... This ......" the handsome man's heart itched: "Just tell me...... Tell me quietly...... Heaven will never know......"
"No, it's really not good, I'm afraid of being punished by heaven. ”
"No, tell me in a small voice, and the heavens won't hear me. ”
Under the soft grinding and hard bubbles of the handsome man, Gao Fei finally reluctantly revealed a little "heavenly opportunity".
Gao Fei glanced around: "There are a lot of people here, let's talk about it in another place......"
"Yes, yes, in another place, this kind of thing really can't be heard by others. The handsome man was even more anxious than Goofy, pulled Goofy's sleeve and ran towards a ravine, and when he reached the ravine, the handsome man let go of Goofy: "Okay, it's quiet here, you can say." ”
"Well, through meeting and touching bones, I basically know your future fortune. ”
"Oh?"
"Your fortune can be summed up in eight words, soaring and soaring, just around the corner!"
"Huh?"
"And your luck is not ordinarily strong! as long as there are no big accidents, you have a good chance of becoming the head of the family in the future. ”
"What?!" The handsome man was stunned, his eyes widened, and his lips trembled: "Family...... The Lord ...... I...... Did you hear that right?"
"You heard it right, it's the head of the family!" Gao Fei said with a serious expression: "And you will also become the most outstanding patriarch in the history of the family, leading the family to grow and develop, and becoming a super family, in terms of merit, you will even surpass the first generation of patriarchs who created the family." ”
"Oh, I'm so good?"
"You're amazing. ”
"If you don't say it, I don't know that I'm so powerful, I can surpass the first generation of patriarchs?
What a fool to deceive! Gao Fei sarcastically said in his heart, I casually said a few words, and you actually believed it? Where is your IQ? Where is the vigilance? What makes Gao Fei speechless the most is ...... This guy doesn't even have the most basic self-knowledge...... Just like him, he still wants to surpass the first-generation patriarch? It is impossible to dream of it? Any first-generation patriarch who can create a family is a top-notch person, how can ordinary people surpass it?
"Come on, come on, you can help me see when I will become the patriarch?" asked the handsome man.
"Well...... Huh? What is that? Oh, aliens?" Gao Fei suddenly pointed behind the handsome man and exclaimed, the handsome man subconsciously turned his head to look, there was nothing behind him? Just when the handsome man was puzzled, he suddenly heard a gust of wind from the back of his head, "Bang!" The back of the head was hit hard, "Oops!" The handsome man screamed in pain, and then involuntarily took two steps forward, he turned his head slowly, and stared at Gao Fei with an incredible face: "You...... Why did you hit me......"
"Uh, didn't you fall?" Gao Fei rushed up and threw another fist at the handsome man's head.
"Oops!" the handsome man screamed in pain again, his body shook violently a few times, and he almost fell to the ground, he glared at Gao Fei angrily: "You...... You're still ......"
"Hmm, you haven't fallen yet, your head is hard enough, come again, I don't believe you won't fall!" Goofy sprang up again, slamming his fist into the handsome man's head.
"You...... You...... You ......" The handsome man glared at Goofy with a look of rage.
"Damn, can you still stand, isn't this head ordinarily hard?" Just as Goofy was about to smash another fist, the handsome man suddenly fell backwards, "Plop!" The handsome man lay on the ground, rolled his eyes, and passed out.
It's not easy!
Gao Fei walked over and punched the handsome man's head and chest a few times, until the handsome man's mouth was bleeding, Gao Fei stopped, "For the sake of you chatting with me for so long, I won't tear off your ears, let's rest here." Goofy patted the dust off his body, and then swaggered outside.
After a while, Gao Fei aimed at another person, it was an ugly man, even if he looked ugly, he was still very short, and he was still far away, and Gao Fei smelled a foul smell, which was emanating from an ugly man, Gao Fei sighed lightly, such a superb man is really rare? If nothing else, such a superb man is destined to beat a bachelor, right? Gao Fei really can't think of it...... What kind of woman can take a fancy to him?
"Hey, brother, hello!"
"Hmm, you're?"
"Ah, I'm from the side, I'm bored, I want to talk to someone, I wonder if my brother is free?"
"Chatting? The ugly man nodded hurriedly: "I'll tell you nothing, I'm also bored, and I want to talk to someone, but no one else wants to talk to me......"
You're so ugly, so short, and you exude body odor, even a normal person wouldn't want to talk to you! Gao Fei said a few words in his heart, if it wasn't for a special purpose, he wouldn't want to approach this ugly man.
After chatting a few words, the ugly man was dazzled by Goofy, and under Goofy's inducement, the ugly man followed Goofy towards a hidden place...... After a while, Goofy was the only one who came out, and the ugly man was lying unconscious in the crack in the stone.
"Hey, brother, can you talk to me a few words?"
"Hey, brother, I'll meet, can I let me meet you?"
"Hey, brother, are you sure you're a man? You look like a woman? Hey, don't be angry, I'm talking about playing, I'm complimenting you for being handsome, if I were a woman, I'd definitely be tempted." ”
......
In the following time, Gao Fei used various excuses to approach the enemy, and in the end, more than 90% of the enemies were fooled and suffered from Gao Fei's poisonous hands, and there were several people who were very vigilant and not so easy to deceive.
In this way, Goofy wandered around all night, stuning hundreds of people, and the most interesting thing is that no one recognized Goofy, and it can only be said that the vigilance of these people is too poor......
"Well, it's almost time to go. Goofy looked up at the sky and saw that it was almost dawn and it was time to leave.
Come lightly, go lightly, indescribably chic and comfortable.
It wasn't until the sky was bright that anyone realized something was wrong......
"Huh, where did Wang Er Mazi go?"
"Sun Xiaolin is also gone?"
"Oops...... A lot of people are gone......"
"Hurry up and find out, are you hiding in some corner to sleep?"
......
I really found it, but the scene in front of me was very different from what everyone expected.
"Why are you unconscious? and vomiting blood?"
"Who did this?"
"Damn! that's miserable, isn't it?"
"My nose is collapsed, and the ribs in my chest are all broken, and I look half dead? Who did this? It's too ruthless, isn't it?"
"It must be the ear-ripping thief!"
"Him?"
"Who else but him?"
"I didn't hear anything last night, did I?"
"How do you explain the scene in front of you?"
"This ......"
"It can only be said that the ear-ripping thief is too cunning, he doesn't know what method he used to sneak in, and then take advantage of the night to sneak up on everyone, the most ridiculous thing is that there are so many of us, and none of us have found him?
"Hurry up and search! Don't let the ear-ripping thief escape!"
"What a search, that ear-ripping thief must have run away a long time ago. ”
"This ear-ripping thief...... It's amazing...... Brave and strategic, and the methods are still so vicious? Given time, he is definitely an amazing character. ”
Many people had a trace of fear in their hearts, and they were frightened by the elusive methods of the ear-ripping thief.
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