Chapter 287: Mrs. Zuo
"...... with the surname left"
There is a saying that the person who knows you best is often your opponent.
The young man named Zuo Ren coincides with the area that Pingtou is responsible for, and there is a lot of friction in normal times, so Pingtou is very familiar with him, very familiar.
Because of this, he felt even more that Zuo Ren's current appearance was abnormal.
Pingtou is a disgusting person, and a large part of the reason is that he can't hide things, and all his likes and dislikes are shown on his face and expressed in his mouth.
So at this time, as soon as he slapped the table, he wanted to stand up and lift these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.
The next moment, a hand pressed on his shoulder.
The flat head was in a state of anger and struggle, but the hand was like a mountain, not moving at all.
And he didn't move, he couldn't even speak.
Just as he was frightened, a voice seemed to ring in his ears: "If you don't want to kill everyone, let me sit quietly." ”
Pingtou looked at Hua Kai who was pressing his shoulder in a daze, and he didn't see his mouth moving, but he obviously heard that it was his voice.
Horse, Lao Tzu is gone! What a master is this?
"Auspicious time to ——!"
"Bride and groom chapel ——!"
The red candle flickered, and Zuo Ren, who was wearing a big red wedding dress, was dragged to the ceremony under the big red wedding word like a puppet.
A red figure walked out of the back hall.
It is also a red wedding dress, with gold thread strokes, embroidered with flowers and birds, graceful and luxurious.
The figure is graceful, walking, swaying, although the head is covered with a red hijab, but this posture has caused people to reverie.
The two groups of people present, the young men in the group of young people, had already stretched their necks and widened their eyes, just trying to get a glimpse of what kind of posture they looked like under the red hijab.
Even a few of Pingtou's subordinates, because of Zuo Ren's appearance, made them feel weird, and they were a little suspicious of their own hearts at this time.
Hua Kai glanced at it, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Just think of the "little girl" before.
If you really want to see the red hijab under your head, you can't be scared to pee?
The "little girl" is soaked in the water, which is a bit miserable. And the one in front of me may be better, buried in the soil for I don't know how many years.
I'm afraid that a white bone is already the most beautiful imagination.
This "bride" seems to be the main one.
He didn't move, and at present, he can't see any malice on the part of this "bride", it seems that she really just wants to get married.
Of course, if the guy named Zuo Ren comes to his senses and can accept that his wife is not human, this is not only not malicious, but also a beautiful talk......
The people in red sang loudly, and the two "newlyweds" bowed in front of the hall, joyful and noisy.
Hua Kai just sat quietly, without saying a word, and had no intention of interfering.
After worshipping the hall, the "bride" turned around, put her hands on her waist, and gently blessed the "guests" in the hall, and a crisp and beautiful voice came from under the red hijab, like a silver bell:
"The slave family lives here alone, has been for many years, no relatives and no reason, today is the day of the slave family's great joy, fortunately all the distinguished guests came, I am very happy, I can't thank you, the slave family is here to salute you a glass of thin wine."
After that, he raised a glass of wine handed by the man in red, bowed and drank it all.
"Well done bride!"
"Congratulations!"
"I wish the bride and groom a hundred years of happiness!"
The group of young people said their greetings, raised their glasses, and poured wine into their mouths.
In this atmosphere, they don't bother to care whether this wedding is real or fake.
The "bride" bowed again: "Thank you for your distinguished guests, please eat and drink well without restraint." ”
Watching a group of young people laughing and laughing, pushing cups and setting lamps, and eating the banquet on the table, Hua Kai's face kept twitching, and his face was a little pale.
"They ......"
Xiang Xiongfei was a little uneasy, and he stopped talking.
Hua Kai shook his head and laughed dryly: "Don't worry, it's okay......"
Pingtou really regarded Hua Kai as a master at this time, and whispered when he heard the words: "Is there a problem with this wine and food?" Can you eat it? ”
Hua Kai's face moved and nodded.
The flat-headed middle-aged man glanced at the wine and food on the table, the delicacies of the mountains and seas, the delicacies of the wine and delicacies, it was tempting to look at it, he swallowed his saliva, but he still didn't dare to move.
At this time, the "bride" came over with the "groom" in her arms.
"Why don't you move? But the food and drinks are not delicious? The slave family ordered someone to redo it. ”
"Uh...... No no! No, no, no! ”
Because of Zuo Ren's weirdness, Pingtou is still very hairy in his heart.
The "bride" smiled coquettishly and picked up a glass of wine: "In this case, you don't have to be restrained, come, the slave family toasts you." ”
Several people glanced at Hua Kai, Hua Kai smiled, raised the wine glass, and poured it into his mouth.
Seeing this, several people also drank a glass with confidence.
"Huh? What wine! ”
After drinking it flat, I smacked it for a while, reminiscing about the mellow and sweet taste of wine.
"Since it is a good wine, you should not be polite, drink more."
Pingtou saw that Hua Kai, the "master", had drunk it, and he didn't have anything to worry about, and he tasted such a good wine, so he couldn't help but pick up the wine jug, pick up the chopsticks, take a bite of food, and drink a sip of wine, which was beautiful.
Hua Kai's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't hold back his nausea and didn't look at him.
Look up and open your eyes to the "bride".
"Smack!"
The flat-headed chopsticks fell onto the table.
Because he saw Hua Kai's golden pupils.
Only now did he remember that it seemed that he had not seen Hua Kai's eyes head-on since just now.
Hua Kai ignored him and stared at the "bride": "What is this lady called?" ”
"When people die, everything disappears, and everything in life has long been forgotten, not to mention the cheap name? Now that he is married to Zuo Lang, this son is called the slave family, and Mrs. Zuo is. ”
Mrs. Zuo gave a blessing and spoke eloquently, and she was blunt.
"Bang dang!"
This time it was still flat-headed, and several of his subordinates, hearing this, suddenly fell under the table.
I trembled violently.
Mom! Ghosts!
"Aren't you afraid?"
Hua Kai was really curious.
He had never seen such a ghost, although he had seen few ghosts.
But he knows that most of the yin spirits and ghosts will be affected by their desires before and after death, and become something very simple.
Just like in the movie, most of them die with resentment and become powerful ghosts who specialize in harming people, the kind that is affected by the resentment before death, so that they become ghosts who only know revenge and killing.
There are also perverts, hungry ghosts, and money-greedy ghosts, all of which are just born under the influence of people's hopes.
Unless it is like Huo Shengguo, he was blessed by him with secret methods, retained the memory of his life, and also maintained his humanity before his death.
It is really rare to be as wild as Mrs. Zuo and have such a peaceful temperament.
When Mrs. Zuo heard this, the red hijab moved slightly, but she did not speak.
Although he couldn't see her under the hijab, Hua Kai felt as if he was despised.
Scratching his chin, no longer dwelling on the issue.
At this time, Xiang Xiongfei opened his mouth and said solemnly: "This lady, I don't know what is going on with my Zuo brother?" ”
The red hijab trembled slightly, Mrs. Zuo lowered her head slightly, and was silent for a while before saying: "I have a relationship with Zuo Lang, and I hope you don't want to obstruct it, the slave family has its own thanks." ”
As he spoke, he clapped his hands gently, and soon a few people in red, either carrying or moving, brought a lot of things over.
Strangely, the group of young people who were eating and drinking happily seemed to be blind to the movement here.
"The slave family knows that you are tracking down a few villains, and in order to thank you for witnessing my wedding with Zuo Lang tonight, these few things are offered to you."
As he spoke, the three red-clothed men each carried a tray and brought it up......