The little zombie and the naughty ghost are fighting together, one of them is fast, the other is hard, and no one can help anyone. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd

At the back, the little zombie and the naughty ghost got tired of fighting, stopped, and then, face to face, began to spit on each other.

"Phew~~"

The two of them spat and cursed.

"Little ghost, call grandpa, believe it or not, grandpa killed you!"

"Grandson, come here, come here and scold me, Baba will give you another serial fart!"

“……”

This naughty ghost is so naughty, he actually follows my example and calls himself a bully to the outside world.

Alas, what kind of master there is, what kind of imp.

"Huhu~~~" At this time, the sound of our place alarmed the fat monk outside.

He shouted outside: "Hey, if you two 'fight', can you move a little quieter, do you want to collapse this ruined temple?" Sister, take it easy, the Buddha is watching..."

Hold the grass, I'll just say that this fat monk is dirty, I actually thought that this movement was the movement of me and Xiaorong 'fighting'.

As for what he means by 'fighting', not to mention the old driver, even a pure teenager like me who can't even ride a bicycle understands it.

"Boom, boom!"

The little zombie and the naughty ghost started fighting again, making the broken temple make another noise.

The fat monk roared directly: "Boy, girl, take it easy, this wall is going to collapse!" ”

Sister, I couldn't help it, and shouted outside: "Fat monk, you think I'm you, my head is full of filth." How good is my pure boy, this movement is not caused by us at all, it is a little zombie running out of it, fighting with my little ghost. ”

"Ahh

Then, I saw the scene in front of me, and immediately, I pursed my lips, "I thought it was a big deal, it turned out that two little children were fighting." ”

But he looked at it, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said to me: "Young man, it is obvious that your little ghost is at a disadvantage, and if you continue to fight, it is estimated that you will be defeated by that little zombie." How about it, do you want the Buddha to make a move, and I will ensure that the little zombie will be subdued in minutes! ”

I was a little surprised, and I said that this fat monk was so good, and he was willing to help us deal with this little zombie.

But in the next second, I found that he had thought about him, where was this person so kind.

He smiled obscenely and said, "Young man, three hundred taels of silver, is the deal sought?" I'll help you subdue the little zombie and collect three hundred taels of silver from you. This purchase, to be honest, I lost money. But for the sake of the face of our acquaintances, it's cheaper for you. ”

Hold the grass, three hundred taels of silver, why don't he grab it.

Also, Baba and you are not familiar with each other!

I snorted and said, "I don't have any money." ”

"Haha... If you don't have money, can you take something to offset it? The little girl next to you has so much jewelry, you can take it all out! The fat monk said with his eyes shining.

This fat monk is really a big money fan.

I always want to make money, but now, I don't need him to do it at all.

It's just a little zombie, but there are three people on our side, and we're afraid we won't be able to deal with him?

"No, we can deal with it ourselves." As I spoke, I held the compass and walked towards the little zombie.

When the fat monk saw the compass in my hand, his eyes lit up again, and then his eyes lit up and said: "Young man, this compass, count you three hundred taels of silver, you directly offset it to me, I will help you take action, and suppress that little zombie in minutes!" ”

Sister, my compass is a priceless treasure, and this fat monk actually said that it was only worth three hundred taels.

Hearing this, I was so angry that I couldn't help but scold him: "Get out, get out of the calf!" ”

"Uh... Tummy? How do you roll your belly? The fat monk was stunned, obviously not understanding my words.

"Hold your stomach and roll! Baba doesn't buy with you, an unscrupulous monk! I turned around and scolded him.

The fat monk touched his head, snorted, raised his head and said: "Young man, Buddha, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and I have done countless comparisons, but I have never seen a young man like you who picks the door, you are like this, which woman will like it?" Hmph, Buddha, I bless you, you can't marry a woman..."

Hold the grass! This fat man, I'm so angry.

If I were next to him now, and I had a wooden fish in my hand, I would have jumped up and slammed it into his head!

Sister, Baba doesn't do business with him, why do you slam the door? Moreover, he is still the most slammering teenager he has ever seen. Could it be that the teenagers he had seen before had no brains, and who would do it with him if he bought it at such a loss.

Forget it, don't bother to pay attention to him, I'd better help Xiaopi deal with the little zombie first, and drive the little zombie away.

I'm sleepy now, so I've suppressed the little zombie and gone to sleep.

Thinking of this, I took the compass and rushed towards the little zombie.

The little zombie began to scream, "Bastard, I found that you bastard, not only is you lustful, but also shameless, and shameless. There are so many people who deal with me as a child, and moreover, they deal with such a cute child as me. ”

"How can you do it?"

Hold the grass, what kind of living treasures did I meet today.

I kept a calm face, held the compass, and then said angrily, "You're cute too?" Compared to my little skin, it's simply unsightly. ”

"Haha... That's right, Baba's cuteness, dump you ten streets! When the naughty man heard me say that he was cuter than the little zombie, he laughed and grimaced at the little zombie.

Actually, this little zombie is also quite cute, but it's so annoying, just now he actually transformed into a small appearance to lie to me. Naturally, I want to slander him.

"Fart, you ~ stick, blind your dog's eyes!" The little zombie was so angry that he scolded, the zombie's face was already green, but now he is even more angry.

"Boom!" I couldn't help but laugh when I saw him deflated, and at the same time, the compass in my hand kept slapping at him.

"I'm stunting you..."

I shouted, and my vitality flowed into the compass.

I have discovered a rule, the more energy is fused into this compass, the more powerful the compass becomes.

The power of the compass is obviously much stronger now than before.

This little zombie is already at a disadvantage under the umbrella of me and Xiaopi and a ghost. He gave us a hateful look, and then, angrily, "Bastard, it's not good to meet you." The last time I met you, I almost let that faceless female ghost destroy me, this time, I plan to sleep, you still want to make love next to me, and now, you want to kill me..."

"Shameless, shameless... Wait and see, wait for the master to cultivate for another ten years, and the master will come back and kill you! ”

The little zombie finally branded a bunch of cruel words, and then jumped up and ran outside.

"Huh~~" Xiaopi still wanted to catch up, but I stopped him. Let that little zombie go...

The little zombie jumped into the sky, and the sister jumped directly to a height of five or six meters.

Jumping again, he jumped directly onto a big tree in the distance, and then, turning his head, he bared the two zombie teeth at me.

Then, with a pouting of his buttocks, he let out a loud fart and left.

After I saw him run away, he was still so arrogant, and a black line couldn't help but rise on his forehead.

This bastard, I was kind enough to let him go, but I didn't expect to pollute the air before running. Hmph, the next time I meet him, I'm going to catch him alive and let the naughty ghost put two serial farts in his mouth, so that he will never forget the smell for the rest of his life...

After driving the little zombie away, the fat monk flicked his sleeves and sighed: "Alas, it's not interesting, the opponent is too weak, don't make a move without fighting." ”

As he spoke, he looked at the compass in my hand again, and then said with a smile: "Young man, next time you have the opportunity to buy it, if you don't have money, you can use the compass in your hand to offset it." Alas, for the sake of our acquaintances, I will give you a price, this compass, I can let you pay three hundred and ten taels! ”

"..."I turned my head and wanted to spray his saliva, "Baba and you are not familiar!" ”

"Alas~~" The fat monk flicked his sleeve again, then sighed and walked towards the room outside.

At the same time, he was still muttering, "Young people now, the anger is great!" If you don't buy it, you don't need to tell me to roll my stomach! ”

Hold the grass! This fat monk is really annoying.

At this moment, I still say the same thing, if I have a wooden fish in my hand now, I must rush over, jump to a height of three meters, and then hit his head hard...

I'm going to blow your head out with a hammer and see what's inside!!