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"You mean, mech?! Made for me?! d.va's eyes widened and he said in disbelief, "Did I hear me right?" Uncle Lewd, will you make a mecha for me? You don't have a potion spray device hidden inside your mech! ”

"Ahh You don't say I didn't expect it yet! So I could do that! Tang Yu clapped his hands violently and suddenly realized. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

d.va delicate pretty face gloomy and said, "If you really dare to do this, I will dare to start the self-destruction program in front of you!" ”

"Hey! This starts to say that you're okay with self-destructing, right? I said I'm going to make a mecha for you, you should be happy, right? I don't want to carry a drag bottle every time! Tang Yu said with an unhappy face.

"Cut, don't talk about mechas, I guess you can't even make mecha toys." d.va waved his hand with disdain on his face, moved the chair sideways, leaned back on the chair, and crossed Erlang's legs.

She was wearing a pair of casual shorts today, her white and slender thighs dangling in front of Tang Yu, and her delicate toes looked crystal clear in the sun. She wiggled her slippers between her two toes.

Seeing this rare scene, Tang Yu was stunned, and then admired it unscrupulously, his eyes swept over d.va body full of youthful vitality. If you don't look at white, you don't look at it, isn't it, horizontal and vertical d.va are also national idol-level beauties.

Sensing Tang Yu's gaze, d.va pursed his lips, put his legs down, and said to Tang Yu playfully: "Look, you can't hold it like this." Sure enough, you're just a lewd uncle who swaggers around with a little ability. You can use that ability to control mechs and build them? Forget it. ”

Tang Yu is happy now, how to say that sentence, even my mother has never questioned my skills! Well, that's how it feels. He put his chin in his hand, leaned his face over and asked, "Why didn't you know what I was doing the other day?" ”

"What do you like, who wants to pay attention to you!" d.va rolled his eyes at Tang Yu and turned his face to concentrate on his drink.

Well, a few days ago, this little girl was still messing with herself.

"In front of you, you're a man who can build a mecha from a few motorcycles!" Tang Yu thought about the AT-1 he originally made, but it was not a motorcycle spell, "But that's fine, I'm not happy to let me build you a mecha for free!" Let's make a bet! ”

"Hit ...... Bet? What to bet on? d.va still turned his face sideways at Tang Yu, but he glanced at him quietly.

"Build a mecha! If I really build a mecha for you, you will lose, so what are you going to do? Tang Yu said playfully looking at her curvy cheeks.

"And what if you didn't make it?" d.va asked.

"Didn't make it? If I hadn't made it, I would have hung a 'Dirty Uncle' sign around my neck and run three laps around Shimada Castle while learning how to bark. Tang Yu said categorically, if he wasn't afraid of scaring d.va away, it would be no problem for him to make a bet on a chrysanthemum to open the bottle cap.

"Hey, is it okay for you to make such a hard bet?" d.va looked back at him.

"You don't care about my business, anyway, I didn't let you run. Anyway, if I do make it, you can kiss me. Tang Yu looked at d.va playfully and said.

d.va suddenly jumped up as if his buttocks were on fire, pointed at Tang Yu with a trembling finger and said, "Who...... Who will kiss you lewd uncle!! ”

"Aren't you so sure I can't make it? You know, it's a mecha!! Tang Yu said with a smile.

d.va stared at Tang Yu's face, trying to see if he was hesitant, but she just saw this obscene uncle sitting on a chair looking at her for a long time.

"Humph! Bet on it!! d.va stomped his foot violently and said, "But I said it in front, what kind of fake public and private interests you said just now, this doesn't count!" Not only that, but you can't rely on the power of the Shimada family! Can't use their skilled workers! Can't use their technology! Can't use their computers and tools! You can only make it yourself! ”

After speaking, d.va raised his chin and looked at Tang Yu defiantly. Want to kiss me? No way! You must know that every mecha is the crystallization of the industrial level and scientific and technological level of a force or even a country, and the content contained in it is unimaginable. Want to rely on one person to build a mech? Don't even think about it!

Therefore, let him retreat like this, let him know that it is completely impossible to kiss my d.va Fangze, it is simply like a toad wanting to eat swan meat! Then, it's only right to honestly use the resources of the Shimada family to get a mecha for yourself! Next, Miss Ben may be kind enough to give you a shallow hug, a smug smile appeared on the corner of d.va's mouth.

Unconsciously, when d.va was thinking about things related to Tang Yu, there was always a sense of wanting to compete with him.

How do you know that Tang Yu looked indifferent, nodded and said: "Then it's decided, remember, when the time comes, you can't touch it lightly and it's over, you have to print it heavily!" ”

"Print you big head !!" d.va drank the drink in one go, and then blew the straw on Tang Yu's forehead with a pop.

Tang Yu casually threw away the straw, and didn't pay much attention to this almost flirting fight, he turned off the signal blocking device, beckoned to the ten guards who were wearing T-shirts and jeans, and were pretending to take a walk under the hot sun, and said loudly: "Hey! The beautiful woman over there, would you like to come over for a drink? Say what about you! Why dodge! Ten Guards! ”

The ten guards over there were directly stunned, she didn't seem to expect that she was actually recognized by Tang Yu at all, wasn't she obviously well disguised? Disguised as a beautiful girl who wanders the streets because she has fallen out of love.,And then think about life.。 By the way, this beautiful girl's name is Momoko, she is a gay man, and her former girlfriend is called Yumi. They once experienced an earth-shattering forbidden love...... But later, due to pressure from family and society, they finally separated......

Why is it that such a deep, connotative and slightly excited disguise will be seen through by this suspicious character who has just joined the path of reincarnation!

"Huh~~~......" The next moment, the sweaty Ten Guards were already sitting opposite Tang Yu, drank a cup of cold drink, and let out a pleasant sigh.

"Being able to see through my disguise shows that the head of the family values you for no reason, well, you are very good." Shibei said to Tang Yu seriously.

So you just changed your clothes, and you didn't even change your hairstyle, so that's a disguise? Why is it that I am so praised by a beautiful woman but I am not happy at all?

"Okay...... It is my pleasure. Tang Yu covered his forehead and sighed, he decided not to care about this cute beauty.

"This cold drink tastes good, another one." Shibei didn't pay attention to the depressed Tang Yu and the stunned d.va, and called the boss to order another cold drink for himself.

Kagami-sama said

Thank you for the 500 starting coins of the Remnant Soul!!