Chapter 1255
"You melon baby is not authentic, what do you do to learn from the old man!" The old man glared: "Go and weigh the chestnut head, and get in the car, Malier!" ”
Lan Linfeng and I glanced at each other, and then took the lead in boarding the back bucket of the tractor.
The ancient sword on the war horse was unloaded by Xiang Yan and thrown on the ridge, and the war horse was pulled over and bolted to the back bucket of the tractor, and several people climbed onto the tractor one after another.
Xiang Yan said to the old man: "Uncle, please drive slowly and take care of the speed of the horse." ”
The old man laughed: "I know, I know! ”
The sound of the tractor is very loud, sitting on it swaying left and right, and from time to time it is turned upside down, as if a person who can't grasp it steadily, it will be turned upside down and rolled.
The old man's voice was not small, and he said while driving: "Are you bored to believe in the crew (you are a new crew, right)?" Well, there is enough to film here in the quiet field (we often have crews filming here). ”
"Then uncle, tell me what kind of scene we are filming?" I was leaned on the armrest in front of me and asked weakly.
Uncle laughed: "This is not difficult, it must be a costume!" This horse is looking for the true spirit, just like it has really been on the battlefield."
Everyone: "......" uncle, your old vision is really poisonous!
The tractor bumped and everyone didn't even have the strength to complain, and they listened to the noise of the tractor there along the way, and when they arrived in the town, everyone was dizzy, and their legs were soft when they got out of the car.
Farewell to the kind uncle, we found the tattered long-distance station in this small town, asked for the fare to go to the city, and all the way to the city was led to the city by a piece of iron bump of the war horse, indicating that the soul is very hurt, pulled by the iron bump, it is already very embarrassing, I didn't expect that I was a dignified war horse, but I couldn't run the iron bump, and it was depressed by reality.
Now this traumatized war horse is being tethered to a wooden stake (telephone pole), and he feels sorry for himself.
Asked about the fare, although I don't understand how the tickets here will be sold at sky-high prices, but a few people still walked to the corner of the station, rummaged through their own pockets, when a few people scraped together enough money, to buy tickets, the station conductor drove them out with a dark face.
Lin Hao held up the crumpled money tickets in his hand and said angrily: "We have money, why don't you sell us tickets!" ”
The conductor spat: "You guys are here to make trouble, don't look at the lack of security guards here, it will make me anxious, I will still beat you all over the ground to find teeth!" What do you call money? I don't read much, don't lie to me! ”
The conductor held up the ticket in his hand: "Open your dog's eyes wide, this TM is called money, and your thing is a ghost ticket!" It's for the dead, you know! Nima, even a three-year-old child will not use ghost tickets to fool people, he is really a fool of Lao Tzu for more than 20 years! ”
Everyone: "......"
Ghost ticket! I glanced at the money in Lin Hao's hand, that is serious real money, we have used it for so many years, can we still tell the difference?
But when I saw the money in the conductor's hand, my heart skipped a strange beat.
The ticket in the conductor's hand is very good-looking, but it is clearly written: issued by Huangquan Bank!
100 million dead yuan, 90 million dead yuan, the head of the same as Qin Shi Huang, squarely printed on the face of money, where is the money, it is clearly a few dollars when we worship our ancestors, a large bundle of a few dollars, put in the brazier to burn the genuine ghost ticket!
PS: cough cough cough ...... In fact, Yin's cold is almost better! Thank you for your concern, hehe, actually...... Yesterday was Yin's birthday, so Yin took a day off from willfulness, and now I'm back! Everyone! Keep warm!