Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Roughest Marriage Proposal in History

When the two old immortals in the oracle said to me in the local language, I remembered an incident when I was young;

I still remember when I was a child, I went to the old teahouse in Babaolou in Qianmen with my grandfather to listen to Mr. (SARS was demolished that year, and there was no place to listen to this thing in the capital after that), and there was a fold in "Water Margin" to escort Lin Chong, and the two errand soldiers were named Dong Chao and Xue Ba;

Turning back to Tian, Grandpa took me to Babaolou again, this time I changed the fold, and it was Lu Junyi who escorted him, but the people who sent him were called Dong Chao and Xue Ba;

These two names left a deep impression on my mind, they are really treacherous people, the wild boar forest almost killed Lin Chong, and turned his head to harm Lu Junyi;

Grandpa saw me gritting his teeth at the time and told me that Dong Chao and Xue Ba are not names, they are industries, this is the rule of storytelling and pear orchard lines.

Grandpa saw that I didn't believe it, and even asked people to drive the "open-top" 212 broken jeep to take me to the small field of Chang'an Pear Garden, and deliberately ordered a fold of "Baolong Tu", and sure enough, the pawns there were also called Dong Chao and Xue Ba!

Therefore, when the old stonemason and Qiwu mentioned the Gan Jiang and Mo Ye, I did not think that they were the ones who forged the two male and female swords, but regarded the two of them, together with this tribe, as part of our Chinese civilization;

I still remember that the first book that mentions the cadre Mo Xie is "Sou Shen Ji" in the late Han Dynasty and early Jin Dynasty, but that is a myth, where can it be true?

However, now I have a pair of two people in front of me who do not match the word "civilization" at all, and clearly say these four words in the original voice of the native language, if combined with the wall carvings in the chaotic cave and the stone tablet on the side of the stone house, then the tribe created by Li Zu must have a deep relationship with the Chinese civilization, this kind of origin or the continuation of a civilization, of course, it is also very likely to be the opening of another civilization, I just can't tell the two people in front of me The dry general Mo Xie is the inheritance of my Chinese civilization. Or re-establish the ancestor in the "iron smelting and forging" industry!

I would prefer them to be the former, at least the former will do me less harm, at least it can prove that my home is still there, my parents are still there, and the world is still there, but if it's the latter......

I didn't dare to think about it any more, but I hastily coaxed away the two old immortal guys, and I rubbed my head and tried to recall every sentence engraved on the wall of the "Chaos" cave, where my grandmother Ge Linqing was mentioned, the nine islands near this place were mentioned, and the apocalyptic collapse was mentioned.......

Yes, Dali was split into four groups, and was split into eight tribes by the Evil Spirit, and if you add the isolated island where I already lived, wouldn't it add up to nine islands?

The brain hurts as if it was cracked......

"Shanna, what's wrong with you? Are you tired? Chuan Meizi's voice came from behind me, and then a pair of warm jade hands groped for my shoulders;

"I'm fine, is Qi Nu settled?" , I shook my neck from side to side, and felt that my blood pressure was a little soaring;

"She lived in my partition room, and I added a few layers of hemp mats to her", the voice of the Sichuan girl was still so gentle;

"Live in your house? So where do you live? I turned my head to look at Chuan, only to find that I had turned in the wrong direction, and in this direction I happened to be facing her burnt face, and I hurriedly turned back to my sitting position and turned to the other side;

"I'm fine, I've cleaned up the room where you usually stack the earthen pots, and I'll live there in the future", Chuan smiled, looking at me with blurred eyes, and his skinny little hands tried their best to grope my rough old face, as if they didn't want to let go of any inch of skin;

"She's so good-looking, it reminds me of what I used to be, so I'm willing to let her live in my room, which is the most comfortable place in the oracle," Kawa said, stroking his eyes with his fingers;

I looked at the Sichuan girl in front of me, she was so kind and virtuous, gentle and quiet;

"Chuan, you let Qi Nu put the earthen pot back into that room with you", looking at the crystal in her eyes, I really couldn't think of any reason for me to let her suffer the slightest grievance, and then said:

"In the future, you will sleep wherever Lao Tzu sleeps, if you want, you will be my woman in the future, Lao Tzu has a haystack, you will drill the haystack with me, Lao Tzu has a heavenly palace, you will follow me to the heavenly palace, in short, our family will not die, will not die, will not die, will you be willing?";

To be honest, I never thought that my proposal would be such a formality, and I never thought that such a bunch of crude words could come up;

"Would you like me?" , Chuan Meizi's figure was stunned, and then she trembled slightly, and before I could finish speaking, tears had already poured out of her eyes like a bead curtain, and then slipped down;

As she spoke, she twisted her body and showed her whole face, not only half of her beautiful face, but also the other half of her ugly face.

I gently wiped away the tears on her ugly face and hugged the Sichuan girl in my arms: "Otherwise? I wanted to marry the fat lady who was dumb, but the dumb man was faster than me, and I didn't rob him ......";

A sentence made the tearful man in front of him purse his lips slightly, and the tears flowed down the corners of his mouth into the small mouth like a stamen, half of his beautiful face was smiling, while the other half of his already dry face was still crying;

"Good, go";

"Where to go?";

"In my room";

"Now? But we haven't worshiped the wood god yet, and we haven't married ......";

"Mushen has been busy for the past two days, and he has no time to take care of our affairs",

"But the rules you have set in your tribe ......";

I wanted to tell her that "Lao Tzu is the rule", but just as I wanted to speak, the rough voice of the mute daughter-in-law suddenly came from outside the oracle: "Shanna, Gu Mi has been snatched back, and none of the slaughter can be left, only these children are left, what do you think should be done to get an idea?" ”;

I scolded my mother in my heart and said, "When I really know how to pick, Lao Tzu's pants are half off", but I scolded and scolded, but I still walked out of the oracle with my scalp to ease my emotions;

The dumb woman's still swollen pig-headed face first caught my eye, and her white robe was almost dark red, and it was obvious that this girl had no way to survive the miscellaneous people of the poison department;

Behind her were the women of the Poison Department, who knelt and returned, and beside her there were five or six naked, little natives, who were at most eight or nine years old, and some of them were not even as tall as fish balls, but they all looked strange, their heads bowed, but their blood-red eyes stared at me viciously;

And farther away, there were four or five hundred dense white robes, obviously the dumb daughter-in-law did not finish the sentence, Ya not only brought the poison department, but also brought everyone here, including the Qi tribe, the poison tribe and the original my tribe......

"Qiwu, what should we do with these children of the Poison Department?" Standing on the wooden steps of the oracle, I asked the old woman of the witch below in the afterglow of the evening;

"In the future, there will be no more Qi tribes, and we will obey Shanman... Oh no, now that you are Shanna, we obey your will", Qi Wu took a few steps forward on crutches, stopped at the foot of the wooden steps, turned and shouted to the white-robed crowd down the slope, and as soon as the words came out, the crowd immediately boiled;

I nodded, waited until the white-robed people were a little quieter, and gently asked the woman of the poison department, "I promised you to keep all the pregnant bodies, but I didn't know that there were still children, what do you mean?" ”;

"Please keep the few bloodlines we have, they are not the spirit race, they are the children of my Dali people", the white-haired poison woman fell to her knees in a trembling voice, and pleaded with me as if pleading;

I walked down the gentle slope, slowly helped the woman from the poison department, and turned to look at the children: "Well, what about yourselves?" Would you like to be my warrior in the future? ”;

My words did not bring any affirmation, on the contrary, I saw only their red eyes, which were as red as blood bubbles;

"You don't want to? So what do you want to do in the future? My tone was still soft, after all, they were still children, children the size of fish balls;

As soon as I said this, one of the tallest cubs suddenly shouted at me, "We will use your blood to avenge the men of the poison department in the future!" Before I finished speaking, my dexterous body rushed in front of me, and somehow I was carrying a piece of gravel in my hand!

"Ah" screamed, the little cub was kicked out five or six meters away by me, and several other small things that were about to do it were also restrained by others;

After all, I still overlooked one thing, these half-grown children are actually close to maturity in the tribe of the natives, in other words, maybe in another year or two, they will already have the conditions of warriors, and even have their own right to mingle!

Therefore, they are not children at all, but have a childlike skin;

"Kill, not a single one will be left, they will not see the good days of the Ministry of Poison", I sighed, and walked back to the wooden steps, leaving only a few screams behind me, and the painful cries of the women of the Ministry of Poison;