Chapter 43: The Yellow Sparrow
Zhang Da lame laughed and said, "Sister-in-law Buddha, to tell you the truth, your appearance was indeed beyond my expectations, but do you think you can snatch my key by yourself?" ”
Sister-in-law Buddha sighed and said, "Do you think I will come alone?" ”
These words spoke, suddenly from under the earth, x
Zhang Da lame turned around in shock, and then saw Uncle Buddha!
"You..."
Before he could speak, Uncle Buddha had already grabbed his neck with one hand, and then lifted him up.
"Click~~", and his head was unscrewed.
Uncle Buddha said: "You, deserve, die!" ”
I was shocked to hear Uncle Buddha speak!!
What's going on? Uncle Buddha, isn't he dead? Corpses, can they still speak?
At this time, the little ghost Xiaowen originally listened to Zhang Da Cripple's words and went to get the key, but now, seeing Zhang Da Cripple being strangled to death by Uncle Buddha, his teeth and eyes were cracked, his mouth was wide open, and he flew towards Uncle Buddha.
Uncle Buddha sighed, and then, he took out a soul urn from his arms and put the little ghost Xiaowen into the soul urn.
The Buddha's sister-in-law came over and said lovingly: "The child's father, don't hurt Xiaowen, this child is also a hard-working baby!" ”
"Hmm." Uncle Buddha sighed again and muttered: "Alas, if Xiaowen and our second egg have been safe and sound, then it is time for the two of them to marry their daughters-in-law now." ”
As soon as the Buddha's sister-in-law heard Uncle Buddha and mentioned the second egg, her eyes suddenly turned red, and tears flowed down.
"Alas, what happened to this kid, it's all because of the sins we did when we were young..."
"Well, it's all happening. All we can do is to do our best to make up for it. ”
"Let's go get the key!"
Then, Uncle Buddha and Sister-in-law walked to the corpse of the grimace corpse boy.
Uncle Buddha took out a knife and split the head of the grimaceous corpse boy.
"Whoa~~"
The knife smashed the head of the grimaceous corpse boy, and the brains inside flowed down in a loud voice, this scene, after I watched it from hiding in the tree, I felt a wave of nausea in my stomach, and I almost vomited.
After Uncle Buddha split the head of the grimace corpse boy, he took out all the brains and brains inside.
"Wow~~", at a certain moment, a golden light suddenly emitted from his palm.
I was shocked, looked there, and found that Uncle Buddha's hand had taken out a golden key from the head of the ghost-faced corpse boy.
The golden key, emitting a golden light, was dazzling, like a bright star in the night.
"What's going on, why is there a golden key in the head of the Grimace Corpse Boy?"
"Moreover, Zhang Da Cripple, as well as Uncle Buddha and others, obviously know about this matter!"
I guess that the golden key must be very important, otherwise, it would be impossible for Zhang Da to be lame, and Uncle Buddha wanted to get it with great painstaking efforts.
Even, I'm still thinking, I guess I even want to get it.
"Great, sure enough!"
Uncle Buddha was pleasantly surprised and called Sister-in-law Buddha.
But at this time, in the distance, a nursery rhyme was heard.
"My sister carried the doll on her back and went to the garden to see the flowers. The doll cried and called for her mother, and the butterflies laughed on the flowers haha. ”
"Hahahaha~~~~"
Uncle Buddha and sister-in-law Buddha changed color in horror.
As for me, my body trembled.
I don't know why, when I heard this nursery rhyme, my body couldn't help but tremble.
"Who!!"
Uncle Buddha raised his head and shouted, and then, he saw four paper figures.
"Giggle~~~~"
The four paper figures, blown by the night breeze, crumbled and laughed at the same time.
"Dada~~~"
Then an old man, trembling and struggling, came on crutches.
"Uncle!!"
Uncle Buddha shouted and looked at the old man who came out of the darkness.
Uncle Changshou smiled and said, "Little Buddha, you are so powerful, you deceived me." I didn't expect that you would not only 'cheat the corpse', but also cheat death!! ”
When I heard the words of my long-lived uncle, I finally understood.
It turned out that Uncle Buddha was not dead at all! It turned out that he was just cheating to death!
No wonder, no wonder when the Ninth Master heard that Uncle Buddha had died, he hurriedly went to check. But after checking it, it looked very plain again, saying that he didn't want to care about his business. It turned out that at that time, the ninth master already knew that Uncle Buddha was cheating on death.
At that time, Uncle Buddha asked the ninth master for help. So, on the day of the funeral, I came up with a scam corpse. Then, he ran to the door of the ninth master and knelt down to beg him. But although the Ninth Master didn't break the matter of him cheating to death, he didn't want to get involved in his affairs, so he directly rejected it.
Later, the ninth master went out to return to the burial mountain. Uncle Buddha secretly ran to the bottom of the ninth master's ** and hid.
And on the night that the ninth master left, it seems that Uncle Buddha deliberately lured me into the side room. And after I fell into a coma, it is estimated that Uncle Buddha took me back to the room.
And that night, I went to find Uncle Changsheng, Ren Xue and Hao Youqian, who were also estimated to have been stunned by Uncle Buddha, and then put them in the coffin in the side room.
Until now, though, I don't know anything. That is, on the night of the day the Ninth Master left, who was the body of the Ninth Master I saw in the coffin?
Is he the Ninth Master? Or is it a stand-in made by Uncle Buddha?
I shook my head, feeling that in the coffin, everyone was covered with a layer of black mist, which made it impossible to see.
"Uncle, don't you, you want this key too?"
At this time, Uncle Buddha squinted his eyes and asked.
The long-lived uncle sighed and said, "Alas, little Buddha, my uncle is old and has not lived for a few years. But I'm not reconciled, in my heart, there is always one thing to do! So, I must get the key, and as for the thing under the tree, I will fight for it! ”
"Ugh." Uncle Buddha also sighed and said, "Uncle, you also know how much our husband and wife have paid over the years to reincarnate the soul of Erdan. Seeing that today, we finally got the key, and there is absolutely no way that we will hand it over again. ”
"In that case, there's not much more to say."
Just as the two of them were about to make a move, suddenly a voice came from behind Uncle Buddha.
"Daddy."
Hearing this voice, Uncle Buddha's body trembled, and then he turned around, and he saw Erdan.
"Erdan, why are you here?" Uncle Buddha and sister-in-law Buddha were both overjoyed.
Erdan said: "Dad, of course I'm here to help you." ”
Then, Brother Erdan walked towards Uncle Buddha.
Uncle Buddha smiled, patted Erdan's shoulder, and said yes again and again.
"Good boy, I have wronged you all these years. It's Dad, I'm sorry for you!! ”
Erdan smiled, approached Uncle Buddha, and then said, "Dad, you get closer, I have a secret to tell you." ”
"Oh, what secret?"
Although Uncle Buddha was a little strange, he still leaned his head over.
And at this time, a trace of fierceness suddenly flashed in Erdan's eyes. Then, he pulled out a knife from his hand. Stick it into Uncle Buddha's chest!
"You!!" Uncle Buddha was startled, and he dodged sideways, and the knife avoided his heart and inserted it into his crack.
"Ahh Erdan, you're crazy!! ”
At this time, the Buddha's sister-in-law also reacted and screamed.
"Haha... Of course the second egg is not crazy, that's what I told him to do! ”
Uncle Buddha clutched his chest, and said with a pale face: "Why, why!! ”
Erdan cried: "Dad, Dad, I'm sorry!!" My uncle said he was going to marry her daughter to me. Erdan really likes her daughter! ”
When Uncle Buddha heard this, he said bitterly: "So, he asked you to kill your father, and you agreed?" ”
Erdan knelt down towards Uncle Buddha and cried, "Dad, Dad, I was wrong, I was confused, I was wrong!" ”
As he spoke, he knelt down and walked away, hugging Uncle Buddha's legs.
Uncle Buddha sighed and said, "Child, get up, since you have woken up, Dad doesn't blame you!" ”
But after he said this, Erdan got up, and then, the knife was once again inserted into Uncle Buddha.
"Poof~~"
Uncle Buddha was second and inserted into the second knife.
Suddenly, a flame burned in Uncle Buddha's eyes, he raised his hand, and wanted to slap it with one palm, but suddenly, it was looking up to the sky and yelling: "Do evil!" What a sin!! ”
After all, he didn't slap that palm at Erdan, but instead smashed it on his head.
Uncle Buddha, die!
This time, he's really dead! Moreover, he was killed by his own son!
Seeing this, I was so shocked that I was about to fall from the tree.
I can't believe that that honest second brother will one day actually pick up the knife in his hand and insert it into his father's heart.
Uncle Buddha is good to Brother Erdan, that is to hold it in his mouth for fear of melting, and hold it in his hand for fear of falling, the people in the coffin village have said that where Uncle Buddha is raising his son, it is clearly for the ancestors!
But that's it, in exchange, it was the result of being stabbed by him!
Alas, I sighed and said secretly, "Brother Erdan, he... Is he a brute!?
When the Buddha's sister-in-law saw such a scene on the side, she was almost so angry that she almost fainted.
And the second egg walked towards her indifferently at this moment.
Sister-in-law Buddha sighed and said, "Erdan, did you kill your mother too?" ”
Erdan said lightly: "Well, mother, my uncle said that as long as you and your father are killed, he is willing to marry his daughter to me." ”
"Oh, it seems, my uncle's daughter, must be very beautiful. can make the second egg so infatuated with her. is so infatuated that in order to marry her, even his own real parents can do it. ”
"Well, she's beautiful."
The Buddha's sister-in-law said bitterly: "That second egg, can you let your mother take one last look at the daughter-in-law who has never seen her?" My mother was curious about what kind of woman made my son so infatuated with her. ”
Erdan looked at Uncle Changsheng, who smiled slightly, and called to somewhere in the darkness: "Qingqing, come out!" ”
When the Qingqing in the mouth of the long-lived uncle and uncle walked out of the darkness. I was so shocked that I almost fainted on the tree.
That Qingqing, it's actually ——— Zhang Qingqing, my homeroom teacher, Zhang Qingqing!!
Oh my God, how could she be the daughter of her long-lived uncle!!
At that moment, the shock in my heart even surpassed the second egg's killing of his father and mother!!