Chapter 9: The Nail Needle
This is the nail of the corpse! There are nine in total, but they are not made of steel, and ancient books record that they are made of dragon's ribs, each of which is the length of an adult's middle finger, and it is said that ordinary zongzi only need to be nailed to the Shenting Cave to be calmed.
I don't know if it's true or not, find a zongzi to experiment with the nail corpse needle, even if I have this thing, should I go to the school to apply? !
Li An and the others also saw this thing, and asked curiously: "Mr. Ouyang, may I ask if this is the secret weapon that Mr. Dumas said can defeat monsters?" ”
I was thinking about how to use this thing, and when Ang Lee said this, I thought about it.
I said to Li An next to me, "Captain Li, do you still have any remaining oil?" ”
Hearing this, Li An and the three of them fumbled around for a while, poured out the remaining fire oil from each person and put it in a jar, I looked at it, there was probably more than half a bottle, it should be enough.
I said to the three of them, "Now that the big stallion is running out of support, I have a plan that I need your help to come true." ”
I think so, I can't run out anyway, and I can't kill this yin and yang corpse, and if it continues like this, it will be finished sooner or later, so it's better to be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
According to my understanding, the Yin and Yang corpse is refined by countless ancient Yi people, from its awakening to the present time, there is a lot of time in a daze, now I think about it calmly, its attack on us, more like a conditioned reflex after being attacked by us, if we don't take the initiative to attack it, will we live in peace like this?
But it's impossible to think about it, normal people face such a thing, who can calmly and a thousand-year-old zongzi in the ancient tomb You splash me with water, I splash you with water?
And the feng shui here is excellent, after thousands of years of evolution, the yin and yang corpse may be able to produce a little bit of its own consciousness, as can be seen from the pictures in the coffin, it is very likely to produce its own thoughts, if you can find a way to evoke it, it will be interesting.
As for how to arouse it, I originally wanted to try something like a hard blow to its head, isn't it all the same cure for amnesia on TV? Originally, I didn't have any tricks, but seeing the stallion's nail corpse needle, plus Ang Lee's remaining fire oil, I finally decided on the next plan.
I was going to go with the stallion to attract the attention of the Yin Yang Corpse, and then Ang Lee poured fire oil on the feet of the Yin Yang Corpse, and then tried to make it lose its balance, and then fixed it with the nail corpse magic needle! I haven't figured out what to do in the end, so I'll talk about it later!
As soon as Li An and the others heard that they were going to attack the Yin Yang Corpse, several heads shook like wave drums, but when I proposed that they should go to attract the attention of the Yin and Yang Corpse, I and the stallion went to set fire, and they immediately agreed that they would light the fire.
After arranging it, I thought about it, put away the box containing the nail god needle, and then picked up the Yang God Pestle and joined the battle on the stallion's side.
The stallion saw that I was copying the Yang God pestle, and wow-wow-wow, he shouted: ", you take Ma Ye and my baby out, and if you break it, I will kill you!" I said, "No way, this zongzi is too powerful, if you want to get it, I think it has to be your baby stallion!" ”
There was a twitch on the stallion's face, and for the first time I saw a person on his face who could make a stinky fart and a depressed expression at the same time.
Don't say it, this Yang God Pestle is really a good baby, after blocking the Yin and Yang corpse's several claw blows, like the previous use of the sapper shovel was shocked by the numbness of the account did not appear, I and the stallion faced the Yin and Yang corpse at the same time, compared to the previous time when one person faced, the pressure suddenly felt a lot less, during which the stallion also found an opportunity to take a few breaths to recover a little strength.
I found an opportunity to stab the Yin and Yang corpse with the Yang God Pestle in the dodge, not to mention piercing, there was not even a scar, only a small dot. This tireless zongzi, if put on the battlefield, is estimated to be an invincible humanoid weapon.
While circling around, I said to Ang Lee: "Captain Ang Lee, come over quietly, don't set fire to it for the time being!" Lewd development, don't wave! ”
Li An, who was preparing to act, asked confusedly: "Mr. Ouyang, what is obscene development and don't wave?" The stallion turned sharply and dodged a claw and said, "It's still from the lighthouse country, I don't even know this, I just tell you to speed up, and don't mess up!" ”
Li An didn't say anything more, moved forward silently, and went obscenely.
Although the Yin and Yang corpse is invulnerable, there is no order to speak of the attack, it is all a wide open and closed move, very fierce, but with our skills, it is no problem to deal with it in a short time. Although the stallion was scratched by the Yin-Yang corpse at the beginning, he and I should be in the middle of each other, otherwise it would not have been possible to hold out in front of the Yin-Yang corpse for so long.
Between our fights, the yin and yang corpses have gradually approached the coffin, wow! When I blocked the claw attack of the Yin Yang corpse again, and took advantage of the stallion to fight back, I quickly gave Ang Lee and the others a look and asked them to do it immediately!
Li An held the canister of fire oil tightly with both hands, and approached the yin and yang corpse step by step, I looked at the stallion and shouted at Li An: "Splash!" ”
When Li An heard this, he immediately quickly bowed his body and rushed to the back of the Yin-Yang corpse, opened the lid and poured a breath on the Yin-Yang corpse's legs. According to the plan discussed just now, after pouring fire oil on the legs of the Yin Yang corpse, Green behind Ang Lee quickly threw the fire fold towards the place where the Yin Yang corpse was filled with fire oil, and this fire oil was ignited at the sight of sparks, which was lower than the ignition point of gasoline.
While Ang Lee and the others were moving, the stallion and I quickly ran away. Just listen to "Boom! With a bang, the Yin Yang corpse turned into a ball of fire below its knee.
"Roar!! The yin and yang corpse walked violently, waving its claws desperately, and walked towards the coffin. We quickly stayed away and watched the changes, in order to prevent the fire from affecting the pond fish.
The raging fire on the legs of the Yin Yang corpse burned for a while, and there was no smell of similar burnt meat, but there were clumps of black gas coming out of the flames, and the Yin and Yang corpse walked to the coffin, lifted its legs and was about to walk in.
No way! Does it know how to extinguish fires with the liquid inside the coffin?
"Hurry up and stop it! Can't let it put out the fire like that! There's a lot of liquid in the coffin! I shouted to the others.
"Stallion, let's take it down while he's stepping on his other leg! Captain Li, the three of you will help depending on the situation, we have to find a way to press it to the ground and control it! I said to them.
After saying this, I was nervous and trembling with excitement, it was too exciting, because I was curious to be dragged down the ancient tomb, and I encountered so many unbelievable situations, which were more explosive than what I had lived in the previous twenty years, and at the same time I felt that I was fortunate that I learned so many things from my grandfather, otherwise I would have died here ugly.
At this time, the yin and yang corpse had already stepped one foot into the coffin, and the other foot was being lifted up.
Said that it was too late, then quickly, I put away the Yang God Pestle, picked up another sapper shovel, and jumped up with the stallion to make a grappling technique on the Yin and Yang corpse that was still dancing wildly, one person was responsible for controlling one hand, and then the sapper shovel pressed the position equivalent to the human collarbone on both sides of the Yin and Yang corpse, I was surprised how the stallion's moves were the same as mine, but the situation did not allow me to ask in detail, and now it was the top priority to knock down the Yin and Yang corpse.
The yin and yang corpse was made by us like this, and suddenly lost its balance and began to fall backwards, but it is not an ordinary zongzi after all, although the body is leaning back, but the foot that is still outside supports the body, and it is about to raise its head, it should not be to bite, right? It's quite frightening to be looked at by its dark and empty eyes.
At this time, the stallion suddenly said: "I'm not fair, the zongzi face on your side is a woman, and the one on my side is a man!" I said angrily: "It's really a big stallion, you still care about these things at this time, and you don't want to be bitten by it and try to knock it down!" ”
The stallion and I are now hanging in the air, and our feet are on the edge of the coffin, hoping to use the reaction force to knock down the zongzi, but this yin and yang corpse is infinitely powerful, as if we don't know how to be tired, and the stallion and I are about to be exhausted.
Squeak! Li An and the three of them pushed the huge coffin lid with great difficulty, and pushed the lid from the coffin in a different direction towards the lower body of the yin and yang corpse, bang! The Yin and Yang corpse finally fell.
The yin and yang corpse was pressed directly on its thigh by the coffin lid, roar! It roared unwillingly, but it couldn't play any role for the time being, the coffin lid was very heavy, the lower body of the yin and yang corpse had been crushed to death, and the burning oil was gradually extinguished with the black gas, so dangerous, if it was a little slower, it would definitely not be possible!
We handed the sapper shovel to Li An and asked them to use the sapper shovel to slap the head of the yin and yang corpse, while the stallion and I continued to maintain the posture just now and firmly controlled the hands of the yin and yang corpse.
Li An: They slapped their hands and soured this yin and yang corpse and didn't make any changes, so they could only use the nail corpse magic needle?
I kept the hand that controlled the Yin-Yang Corpse unchanged, turned over, pressed half of my body on the hand of the Yin-Yang Corpse, and with the other hand took out the box containing the nail corpse magic needle and said to the stallion: "You are really good, you have this thing too." The stallion said proudly: "Of course, Master Ma and I lack everything, so there is no shortage of these treasures who go to the tomb!" ”
I asked Ang Lee, who had stopped patting the head of the Yin and Yang corpse, to divide two people to help me and the stallion hold down the hands of the Yin and Yang corpse to the death, so that we could have some free time to move, and then one person pressed on the lid of the coffin to prevent the Yin and Yang corpse from suddenly erupting.
With the help of Ang Lee, I was able to sit up very smoothly, I pressed the hand of the Yin and Yang Corpse with my buttocks, and then pulled out the Nail Corpse Divine Needle and prepared to move on to the next step.
I don't know who invented this nail needle, and the specific effect is only recorded in ancient books, and my grandfather also taught me, but I haven't actually operated it, and I still have a little drum in my heart.
Because the targets of the nail corpse god needle are all corpse zongzi, they were human beings before they were born, but this yin and yang corpse can't be regarded as a human being, it is a monster "created" by the people in the long robes, can it work?
If Zongzi was a person before his death, the nine nail corpse divine needles needed to accurately pierce into the nine acupuncture points of Shenting, Jizhong, Dovetail, Juque, Qihai, Guan Yuan, Eagle Window, Zhangmen, and Yongquan.
Why is it just nine needles, this is related to the Taoist Qimen Dunjia's "escaped one", and it is too cumbersome to narrate, so I won't go into details. But look at this yin and yang corpse, this is not an ordinary excellent zongzi, this is a fighter in the zongzi, can it work according to this method?
Seeing that I was looking at the needle in a daze, the stallion hurriedly said, "Hey, hey! Ouyang Yisheng, are you still online? Why are you stunned? You alone know how to use it here, so hurry up and prick the needle! I smiled bitterly and said, "Do you think that its body can be tied in the same position as ordinary zongzi?" The stallion said: "You don't care if he is an ordinary zongzi, enlarge it according to the proportion!" Didn't you say that to the head shaver? Try it if it doesn't work, there's no other way anyway. ”
I'm right, but is there any other choice? In the midst of the restless gazes of the others, I pinched the nail needle and began to needle it.
The sapper shovel that can split bricks and stones can't help the yin and yang corpse, the nail corpse needle pierced into it effortlessly, I pinched the nail corpse needle with my thumb, index finger and middle finger, and sighed! The nine nail corpse divine needles were all pierced into the corresponding position of the yin and yang corpse according to a certain proportion of the magnification of the yin and yang corpse one by one, I saw that this needle was so good, and suddenly thought that it would be good if there were N roots, I could tie this yin and yang corpse into a hedgehog.
"Roar!! , Just when the last nail corpse divine needle sank into the Yin Yang Corpse Yongquan Acupoint, the Yin Yang Corpse shook violently as if it had been shocked, and with the violent struggle, I felt that the strength of the Yin Yang Corpse seemed to have increased several times, and we all exclaimed.
The stallion was the first to shout: "A life woo, what kind of needle are you piercing, why is this zongzi getting more and more excited?" I replied, "How do I know, I'm desperate too!" ”
Li An said to us: "Mr. Ouyang, Mr. Dumas, we can't suppress this monster, what should we do next, I only have research on archaeological excavations, and this situation can only rely on the two of you!" ”
"Get up and get away from this thing first! I'll count 1, 2, 3, let's flash together! Retreat to the door! I said to them. Everyone nodded in agreement, "1, 2, 3 run!" The five of us bounced up quickly, and even Ang Lee, who had been saying that he was tired to the point of collapse, ran fast, not to mention the two American graduate students, and the stallion was walking like a fly while covering his buttocks.
As soon as we ran away, there was a "whew", the yin and yang corpses got up directly and half-knelt, lifted the heavy coffin lid, the coffin lid was lifted several meters away, "DUANG" fell to the ground with a muffled sound, and then stood up, "Roar!" Roar! There was a deafening howl from the earth.
We gathered at the stone door of the tomb, holding all the guys who could smash people in our hands, nervously watching the movement of the yin and yang corpses. We looked like we were always ready to fight, but we were all exhausted, and if the Yin-Yang corpses were still coming at us, I was going to let them push open the stone door and go out, although it was not safe outside, but it was better than being torn to pieces by the angry Yin-Yang corpses inside.