Shangguan Wucai raised his fist at the flying bird, and muttered as he walked: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people, so I'm too lazy to stay in your broken room." It's just a sour showman, a trickster, and it's not a big beauty to see!"

Shang Jiupin watched Shangguan Wucai walk out of the room, shook his head, smiled bitterly, and said, "Little bird, let me tell you this." Men, put your career first, and don't indulge in the love of your children. In fact, the so-called love, to put it bluntly, is like that, and it doesn't have much flavor, so why bother to seek death and life, and make everyone unhappy?"

Fei Xiaoniao said: "I heard that Mr. is not married yet, and he is still alone." Since you haven't enjoyed love, don't you want to express your opinions? I don't want to talk to you about love, because you don't understand, and if you say it, you're playing the piano to the cow. ”

"What? I don't understand? Playing the piano to a cow?" Shang Jiupin was about to jump up, and he said angrily: "Flying Bird, I hope you are sober! I am your husband, am I a cow? I am a dignified director of training, and I don't understand the so-called love? You, you, you, this is too impolite!"

Seeing that Shang Jiupin was in a hurry, Shangguan Wucai was secretly happy outside, and finally couldn't help laughing. Shang Jiupin was furious and shouted, "Wucai, you come in, this kid owes a beating!" Shangguan Wucai stepped into the room in a few steps, pretended to raise his fist, and said to the bird: "Brother Jiupin, this is what you asked me to beat." Shang Jiupin said: "Yes, I asked you to fight." You go down!" The two of them bluffed here, but Fei Xiaoniao had already seen their tricks, and said proudly: "If you dare to punish me, I will go to the government to complain to you, and let the catcher arrest you quickly!"

"Cut, I'll!" Shangguan Wucai was so angry that he screamed and scolded: "You kid, you really don't go on the road!

Fei Xiaoniao did not show weakness, and said: "Dugu Shenzhu is not your opponent?" Shangguan Wucai said: "It's really speechless to meet a student like you." You know a lot, you actually know the name of Dugu Shenzhu. However, you may not know that Dugu Shenzhu is my master, and my divine sword was given to me by him, and not long ago, he and I joined forces to solve a big case and killed Linghu Wude's father and son. ”

Fei Xiaoniao said: "The case of Ling Fox Wude is known to everyone in the Sesame Academy. But you are a disciple of Dugu and the God of Love, I don't know. Even so, you can't hit me. What kind of ability are two adults bullying a minor?"

Shang Jiupin said, "Didn't we scare you?"

Fei Xiaoniao laughed and said, "Damn, Mr. taught students to use scare methods." Director Shang, your educational talents are admirable!"

Shangguan Wucai couldn't help but laugh and pretended to reprimand: "What do you rely on? In front of Director Shang, are you qualified to rely on?"

Shang Jiupin was really a little unbearable, he blushed, and said angrily: "Director Ben is talking about people when he sees people, and talking nonsense when he sees ghosts, and he has always said what he said to whom, and he has always practiced the philosophical principles of specific analysis of specific problems in a realistic manner. You, in my opinion, are a naughty mischievous ghost, and for you as a ghost, I can only talk nonsense, scare and scare you, and the purpose is to educate you. As for how to educate and control students, the director can be said to have rich experience, solid theory, and a good heart, so that he can be great!"

The two adults sang red-faced for a while, white-faced for a while, pretended for a while, bitter for a while, righteous and strict for a while, and moved with reason for a while. The two of them nodded and shook their heads for a while, and then sighed and laughed.

The following is a first-person account of the 18 layers of top-secret privacy of the flying bird, and there are many revelations, beyond your imagination, infinite excitement and creativity. Let's take our imagination with curiosity to take a peek at the ordinary and rich spiritual world and a different life in the top secret heart of Fei Xiaoniao.

I was born in a poor and backward mountain village. Now that I am disappointed and disappointed, I often miss the past and my childhood. I remember when I was a child, my family was very poor, there was no concrete floor, and the black mud was very humid during the rainy season. There is no bathroom, no water heater, no running water, always a big basin of water, a bath will wet a large part of the room, time-consuming and laborious and not very clean. Without air conditioning, it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. The most pitiful time in the hot summer did not even have an electric fan, eating and eating, cold and not being bitten by the hateful mosquito like a needle stabbing pain, and every time after eating, the body that had just been washed and sweated again, the body was sticky, and it was comfortable to take a bath again, but it was extremely inconvenient to get water at home. There is no well at home, so I have to carry water from someone else's house. So I often go to bed sweating and tossing and turning for a while before falling asleep. You may say that it would be easier to eat first and then take a shower, but what I want to say is that if you eat first and then take a shower, you will be very unhappy with your meal, and you will not be in a good mood when you eat. At that time, there was no TV in our village, but I remember that there was a radio, which gave me a lot of enjoyment. Now that I think about it, it's really incredible, how could I be so fascinated by the music ordered by the storytelling network on the radio station? "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" and "The Legend of Tong Ling" added a taste of expectation and spiritual destination to those poor days; listening to the songs on demand from the song ordering station, I was always so intoxicated, and I spontaneously sighed that life was really beautiful, and there were so many beautiful songs to listen to and sing! What a beautiful melody, such a beautiful singing voice, and a life that I enjoyed so much. These are the few sweet memories of my childhood. My childhood was so different from that of children in the 21st century, they loved animation and games, and I can't assume that I liked animation games in my childhood today.

In childhood, although there was joy, it was more pitiful and sad. There are many things that are most uncomfortable, and there are two things that I still remember painfully. One is the hot summer vacation every year, which is the time of the year when the farm work is the most and the most tiring. First, the rice planted in the spring is harvested, and then the rice fields are immediately leveled and the rice seedlings are planted. Originally, the rice was cut and repeatedly bent down to make the waist very painful, and the hand was cut by the rice stalk leaf, and the rice stalk was repeatedly beaten with a stick to remove the grain, and the handle blistered, after the blister broke the skin, it hurt hotly, and then immediately bent down and then planted the rice, and the hand wound with the broken skin was not easy to get wet every day, and the waist hurt badly.