It was the first time I felt that my face was so unbeaten, and the tone of my voice was so annoying.

No wonder everything has not gone well in the past nine years, step by step, from the fall of Zheng He to the present, which thing is not disturbing?

Now I figured it out, and it turned out that it was all to blame for the feng shui and layout on my face.

The bald man looked at me from the side, then at the man, and when he stood up, he stomped on his face, which was not heavy, but it clearly made a footprint on his face.

"It's easier to tell the difference, otherwise I always feel like I'm dazzled", the bald man regained his serious appearance and said: "You're too cowardly, don't let him ask you, he's a captive, you should ask him!" ”

I glanced at the bald man, thinking to myself that you have this way to distinguish, why did you bite me just now, turned my head and picked at the man's face with his hand for a long time, and found that there was indeed no trace of disfigurement, so I asked helplessly: "Say, before we do anything, tell us who you are?" ”

The man didn't look at me, but looked at the bald man, and said slowly: "You have been born with Lao Tzu for so many years, do you still plan to do something to me?" ”

The words of the footprint man (let's call it that way for now, I really don't want to use "I 2" as a synonym) are exactly the same as the way I talk to the bald man, and there is no deviation at all.

The bald man looked at him, smiled, with a habitual evil smile on his face, turned his head and picked up a sharp stone, pointed at me, and said to the footprint man: "Don't be stupid, when I am desperate with him, you can't climb yet." ”

Then he said to me: "Old Wu, you have to figure it out, he can pretend to be like this, and he can talk to me like this, which shows that this person is very familiar with you and me, if you don't leave a mark on him, he won't say anything, do you understand?" If you really can't do it, let me knock this grandson's front tooth. ”

As he spoke, he picked up the stone and swept it towards the grandson.

"Wait", the footprint man suddenly interrupted the bald man, and indirectly saved his front teeth, but in fact, I knew that the bald man was completely bluffing, and he would never do that, at least not until we figured out the situation.

But that doesn't mean I won't!

I took the stone from the bald man's hand, and said almost face to face: "Sun thief, you are indeed like me, but what you say has a smell of earth, this is your flaw, you are a native, say it, who are you, otherwise I will smash your fingers into a fishhook!" ”

The man sneered, still looking at the bald man: "I'm Wu Luoyin, it's your Shanna, do you really want this person to hurt me?" ”

I stared at the man's expression and noticed that the expression on his face was very stiff when he sneered, and from this I could know what was absolutely done to his face, but I couldn't find the trick to expose him for a while. ”

The stone in his hand smashed into the opponent's hand with the sound of the wind, but the man's movements were fast, and in an instant he hid his hand under his buttocks.

I smirked, and the stone in my hand gestured to his crotch: "You know scared, too? Get your hands out, or I'll knock you out! ”

He leaned on the ground and kicked his feet a few times, but found that this was a pit, no matter how he struggled, he could only stay where he was, and immediately said: "I am really Wu Luoyin, Wu Luoyin who fell here nine years ago, bald, you think about the two of us, think about the battle with the demon spirit man at the beginning, every detail after the two of us got to know each other, you just ask one, don't you immediately distinguish the truth from the false?" ”

A sneer came out of the bald man's nose, and he said "no", but his body leaned down, and he seriously tore on the face of the footprint man for a long time, and even finally dipped his fingers in the foam and rubbed them a few times.

"It's evil, why does your face seem to be real?" When the bald man saw that there was no result, he straightened his waist instantly, and his two eyes looked straight at me.

A cold air filled my heart, and I instantly realized what the bald man was thinking, and hurriedly said: "Sun thief, don't think about it, Lao Tzu is like a fake!" ”

But in time, the bald man had already kicked the stone in my hand, and the hesitation on his face completely turned into contemptuous suspicion, and an extremely ominous feeling instantly rose in my heart, maybe if it was another person who questioned me, I would not have such extreme feelings, but the person who doubted me was him.

For a few days, since the conversation on the cliff, the bald man and I doubted this today, tomorrow I doubted that, and today, has it finally been my turn to stand the test of the organization?

"Ask each other about experiences! Bald, ask about experiences that only the two of us know! Ask three in a row, and whoever answers correctly first is true! My voice was almost distorted, which made me uneasy, for fear that the bald man would think that my voice was revealing because of nervousness.

The footprint man also interjected at this time: "Bald, don't you understand his voice?" He's a fake! ”

The bald man's eyes revealed a sense of accomplishment in solving the case, and he held up the stone in his hand and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't believe anyone, let me ask, you two will reply, understand?" Those who are slow to return, die! ”

I was not prepared for such a duel-like answer, and it took me a long time to react, and I hurriedly drank the bald man: "Wait, we should take turns to ask you!" ”

The bald man shook the stone in his hand and looked at me with contempt: "Lao Tzu is the rule, you are not qualified, to put it bluntly, you can only rush to say, saying slow is equal to wrong." ”

I was so angry with this grandson that I couldn't speak, I usually thought that the ghost was clever, but now I look at it, it is too easy to be bewitched.

Before I could come back to my senses, the bald man's first question had already opened: "Say, which hand does Lao Tzu use when he pees?" ”

I'm confused by this grandson's question, damn, I've never seen Ya pee in the past four years!

Suddenly, a voice that shocked me came over: "You pee so much that you never have to hold it with your hands." ”

The voice was firm and fast, and there was no doubt about it, it was the footprint man.

The bald man glanced back at him, then at me, with a look on his face that couldn't tell whether it was right or wrong, and asked again: "Four years ago, what were the three conditions that Lao Wu promised me?" ”

"Clothes, houses, slaves, Sichuan girls!" I almost instantly pouted a whole paragraph of the answer from my mouth, and I didn't hesitate at all.

As soon as the words fell, the footprint man said slowly: "No, you still asked Lao Tzu not to arrange things for you, have you forgotten?" ”

At that moment, I was stunned as if I had been struck by a bolt of lightning, yes, this was indeed one of the conditions he had made that time, but so much time had passed that I had forgotten about it.

The bald man frowned and took another step towards me and said, "You make it clear who you are now, I won't kill you, you should understand that neither of you is my opponent." ”

I was so embarrassed by his words that I never dreamed that I had become my own fake, and that this kind of ideological and philosophical dialectical nature was so strong!

"The last question, if you want to live, you'd better answer it quickly." , his smile disappeared, and his hand was already on my shoulder:

"On the Blood Island, when you first met Lao Tzu, what did you promise Lao Tzu?"

I was instantly stunned, and the nerves and muscles of my whole body had been mobilized to prepare for the final fight with the bald man, because I had never seen the bald man on the blood island he was talking about, that is, the island where I first met Tiger Ya, Dandan, and the old witch!