"Xiao Jiu, how long have you been here?" Cui Zuofei asked while playing QQ to fight the landlord.

"It's been about a month." I counted the days and said, the days go by so fucking fast. Before I knew it, a month had passed, and this month had fooled four or five rich people, all of whom were psychologically ghostly. None of them really encountered anything. I also have almost 10,000 yuan in my pocket, and this job is really fast.

Brother Cui looked outside at the sky, and it was not too early, and the sun was about to set. "Do you know what your master called you to me for?"

Isn't it just that you have money to make here, let me make more money, what else can I do? I thought so in my heart, but I said: "Brother Cui is busy with business on weekdays, and the master is afraid that you will not be busy, so let me do it." ”

"Your master wants me to exercise you, look at yourself, what else can you do in ghost hunting except for using talismans, without talismans you are a scumbag, just a little monster can kill you in seconds." What's more, what will you do if you encounter any BOOS in the future?" Cui Zuofei said without turning his head at the computer.

Although I am very unwilling, but it seems to be true, what can I do without Fu? You may just meet a ghost and hang up. "Brother Cui, how did my master ask you to train me? It's not just for you to exercise my ability to fool people. ”

I saw Cui Zuofei smile contemptuously: "Could it be that my ability in your heart is just this mouth?" You'll know your brother's strength in the future. ”

"Forget it, how did the master ask you to train me? Just waiting for customers here? And then do we help them solve things? ”

"No, you'll know when you come with me to a place."

"Where are you going?" I asked, confused.

"You'll know when you go, and when the time comes, put all the talismans in the store, and you won't be able to use them later."

"That's right, Brother Cui." Before I finished speaking, I saw Cui Zuofei suddenly yelling: "Fuck, stupid." ”

I thought Cui Zuofei was angry with me, so I wanted to apologize first, after all, I was in someone's land. Before I could continue to speak, I saw Cui Zuofei then roar: "Nima's, can you play, if you can't play, roll the calf, brother still has one card left." You blew up the pair and let the landlord go? Wipe,Let go of the landlord's two cards,After all, you took it back,But the landlord still has a card left for you to play a 3.。。 I'll go. My happy beans. While scolding, his hands were also rapidly typing on the keyboard.

I stared at him dryly, it turned out that the landlord had lost. What do you think? After thinking about it, I was ready to go out to buy groceries, after all, it was almost evening, and dinner hadn't been eaten yet.

walked to the computer: "Brother Cui, what are you going to eat tonight." ”

Cui Zuofei turned his head to look at me, and I saw that his eyes were almost gone. "Xiao Jiu, what do you want to eat tonight?" That voice is more than **. It's just **.

No, it smacks of conspiracy. I said weakly: "Brother Cui, it's good to eat whatever you want." I'm not a picky eater, I can have a braised pork, hoof flower soup. ”

After speaking, I saw Cui Zuofei's face suddenly change: "How can we cultivators eat this big meat thing, you can't do it, Xiao Jiu, it seems that your heart of cultivation is not mature." "The voice of the speaker is strong and righteous.

I've been here for almost a month, and I've already figured out his personality. Lewdness is his nickname. ** is his nickname. In today's parlance, it's a sling.

"Then you can tell what to eat."

"Well, I see Xiao Jiu, your face is yellow, you need to eat some radish to make up for it. Tonight, I'll eat shredded radish, stewed radish, and braised radish. By the way, when you go out to buy vegetables, help me bring a chicken leg, this sin of eating meat should be committed by the old man. ”

I rub. I'm yellow-faced, and I haven't come to you to eat turnips for a month. Ya, let me eat radish until I want to vomit, and you still buy a chicken leg every day to tempt me. Although Cui Zuofei scolded and scolded in his heart, he still had to eat.

"Okay, Brother Cui, then I'll go out to buy groceries."

"Well, go ahead, by the way, I forgot to say something just now, give me your QQ password. The number is lost. There are no beans for the new application number. ”

It turned out that it was the last number just now, no wonder I was so excited.

When I went out, I turned to Cui Zuofei and said, "Brother Cui, don't keep talking about Lao Gong, you have to understand your position, you are a disciple of Longhu Mountain in front of customers, and you are a Taoist." Don't talk in front of customers. ”

I saw Brother Cui smile confidently: "This poor road naturally knows, go buy vegetables." The old man starved to death. ”

I slapped my forehead, it's over, it's hopeless.

We have a supermarket here not far away, two streets away.

After a while, I bought turnips at the supermarket. I stood at the door of the supermarket and looked at this big bag of radishes, who could know the bitterness in my heart, for a month, a whole month I ate this pit daddy's radishes. At first, it was okay, after all, the radish was also very delicious, but I was tired of eating it in less than ten days, but at that time, I didn't know Cui Zuofei's character, and I thought that it was really like what he said, eating more radish is good for the body.

I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and thought, "Oh, my God. Hit a thunderbolt and kill this bastard, I want to eat meat. ”

"Pheasant, sell pheasant, just marinated. Young man, do you want chicken? Forty-eight one, absolutely good quality and low price, children are not bullied. ”

Holy shit, God isn't that smart.

I looked longingly at this old man who sold pheasants.

"Uncle, it's not that I don't want to buy it, my family is not allowed to eat meat recently, my mother believes in Buddhism, and she has been fasting recently. If I go back and let them smell the meat, I'll be done. Well, I'll give you ten dollars, and you can give me a smell of this pheasant!" "This is Cui Zuofei's cheat, he is reluctant to buy meat, just forget it, in order to show that he is not picking the door, but really eating Luo Bu is good for his health, so he gave me a rule that he is not allowed to eat meat without his permission. If he smelled meat, I would have to be swept away.

The old man smiled mysteriously: "Young man, you don't understand, this chicken is a secret made by my family, and it has any flavor, but it doesn't smell meat." ”

After hearing this, I hurriedly ran over to pick up a chicken and smelled it, and sure enough, there was no smell of meat, and it smelled like a radish. I was immediately overjoyed: "Uncle, I want all of these." ”

"Young man, I see that you are a man of temperament, I will give you a 20% discount, 80 yuan a cheap for you. There are a total of 15 here, a total of 1200RMB. "That old man, hungry, no, it's an old bastard, isn't this a price from the ground?

"Uncle, this is not right. How can you sit on the ground and start the price? Didn't you just turn forty-eight, how did you become eighty in a blink of an eye, isn't this a pit man? "I was a little angry and said, isn't this a clear trick on me?

"What do you kid know, this is my family's secret, can you compare it with ordinary goods. You go to the market and see if you can find this pheasant. Good stuff, that's the price. Do you want it, don't delay my business. "This old thing has the feeling of an old god here. He probably felt like he was going to eat me. Did he think I would give in to a pheasant, and I was such a vulgar person? I want to keep peace on Earth. But Bumpman also eats meat. So I spent 200 to buy 2, no way, this old man heard that I didn't buy all of them, and he didn't give me the so-called 20% off...

After I bought the braised chicken, I was worried that Cui Zuofei would come out and see it, so I ran to the back of a very private public toilet, and as soon as I arrived, I dropped the bag of radishes and held a chicken. I kissed the chicken a few times, and then took a bite of it, this taste.

Ahem, maybe it's behind a public toilet, it must smell of chicken.

I haven't eaten chicken in a long time, well, it must be so. After thinking about it, I didn't care, and in less than five minutes, the two chickens were finished, although the taste was hungry. Let's not mention the taste, no matter how you say it, it's chicken.

After eating, I felt uncomfortable, and I thought it might have been because I hadn't eaten meat for a long time. It's a bit weak, so I didn't care, lit a cigarette, just took a puff, and suddenly felt a chrysanthemum tight. I immediately threw away the cigarette in my hand and covered the chrysanthemum, but I couldn't help it, if I didn't cover it, it might be like the eruption of Mt. Fuji, and I was in a hurry. I hurriedly looked around, God is really helping me, there is a public toilet next to me. I slowly moved in.