Chapter 22: A Little Episode After Returning Home
Wang Xiaohu dragged his tired footsteps, shook three times and finally returned home, and opened the door to enter the house after a while of breathing at the door, his feet just stepped into the threshold, his mother heard the sound of the door opening, and came out of the kitchen and said: "Xiaohu, you got up early enough today!" I thought you were sleeping in the house! ”
Wang Xiaohuda pulled his eyelids and said listlessly: "Mom, don't tease me, okay?" I woke up early! I didn't sleep until I came back. ”
"Ahh I haven't slept all night, what are you doing? ”
"Running at night, you don't understand, okay, I won't tell you, I'm going to die of sleepiness, go to sleep first!"
"Hey, then you're not eating?"
"Don't eat, Mom, I beg you to stop talking to me, I really can't stand it."
Wang Xiaohu swayed, pushed open the door and "cooed", and fell asleep on the bed, this night really tossed him around, and now sleep is more important to him than anything else.
"This kid!"
His mother walked over and closed the door, turned around and went back to the kitchen to cook, when his father came out of the house, "you, I heard Xiaohu talk just now, what did he do?" ”
His mother turned around and said, "Oh! Xiaohu went back to the house and went to sleep. ”
"I went to sleep, why did I go to sleep again?"
"Oh, Xiaohu didn't just come back!"
"This little turtle calf, he doesn't do his job every day, and he only comes home overnight?"
His mother brought the food to the table, "Dad! Don't make any noise, when the child is older, you don't care. ”
His father sat down in a chair in a huff, "Hmph, you think I love it?" If he weren't my son, would I care about him? ”
His mother was not happy when she heard it, "Hey, I said Lao Wang, what do you mean by that?" Could it be that I brought the little tiger? ”
", that's not what I meant, why are you still angry?"
"Forget it, forget it, hurry up and eat, I have to pick up my cousin after eating!"
Wang Xiaohu and his father didn't dare to squeak anymore, bowed his head and went to work after eating, his mother cleaned up and pushed the door to look at Wang Xiaohu, and saw that he was sleeping like a dead pig and didn't call him, and got dressed and went out.
Wang Xiaohu slept until dark this night, if it wasn't for the urine that woke him up, it is estimated that he would still be able to sleep, he didn't open his eyes when he got up, and walked to the bathroom in a daze, but as soon as he held the door of the bathroom, he heard the sound of "whooshing" water from inside.
Wang Xiaohu stood outside the door and asked, "Who?" Who's taking a shower in it, can you hurry up? ”
A girl's voice came from inside, "Who are you?" I'll be out right away. ”
Wang Xiaohu thought to himself, ", how can there be a girl in my family?" ”
Just as he was thinking in a daze, his mother came out of the house, "Xiaohu, what are you making this noise about?" ”
Wang Xiaohu pointed to the bathroom and said, "Mom······ The ······ Who is she? ”
His mother glanced at the bathroom, "Oh, that's your aunt, who came to our house this afternoon, I didn't tell you when I saw you sleeping." ”
"Auntie, where did I come from?"
"Oh, it's the daughter of your second uncle's cousin's cousin, we are really related, do you say it's your aunt?"
"My second uncle's cousin's ······ Forget it, forget it, I'm a little confused in this life, you hurry up and let her come out, I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet, I'm about to suffocate to death······"
Wang Xiaohu stood outside the bathroom door, rubbing his hands and legs between his crotch, his face was purple, and he looked like he was about to explode.
"Click"
At this time, the door of the bathroom opened, the girl got dressed and walked out inside, Wang Xiaohu looked back and didn't say a word, turned around and rushed into the bathroom, there was a "whoosh" drainage sound from inside, and Wang Xiaohu's "uh-huh" comfortable moan.
"Ahh What is happiness? It's just that when you're hungry, you have food to eat, when you're thirsty, you have water to drink, and you can pee in the toilet, and it's comfortable······"
Wang Xiaohu sighed while peeing, and finally he shook and lifted his pants, turned around and opened the door and walked out of the bathroom, his mother and the girl were sitting on the sofa, and the girl lowered her head shyly when she saw him come out.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere, his mother said to Wang Xiaohu: "Little tiger! This is your aunt Gu Yingying, her home is being renovated, so she wants to live in our house for a while. ”
Wang Xiaohu scratched his head and looked at this inexplicable aunt, who was suffocated by urine just now and didn't pay attention to it, but now he looked at it carefully, his eyes were straight, this aunt is too beautiful!
I saw her black and slightly wet hair shawl, a pair of clear big eyes like autumn waves, a delicate little face as delicate as a Barbie doll, white as jade skin exuding a soft luster, her cheeks were slightly red and shy and looked down at herself from time to time, which made Wang Xiaohu's soul almost hooked away.
Wang Xiaohu's mother saw her son's expression, and hurriedly reminded Wang Xiaohu and said, "Xiaohu, what are you still doing?" Don't hurry up and call Auntie. ”
"Oh"
Wang Xiaohu walked over with a red face, "That······ Hello auntie, just ······ Just ······ I'm so embarrassed······"
The girl's face turned even redder when she heard this, and she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No······ It's okay, don't talk about it······"
Wang Xiaohu's mother didn't know what happened just now, and said to the girl with a smile: "Yingying, this is your nephew, you can tell him if there is anything in the future, and you are welcome if you need him to do it." ”
"Hmm"
The girl nodded awkwardly.
Wang Xiaohu's mother looked at Gu Yingying, and then looked at Wang Xiaohu and smiled, "What's wrong with your two faces, it's like a big red cloth, what are your aunts and nephews embarrassed about." ”
"No, that······ Mom, I'll go back to the house and go to bed first. ”
After Wang Xiaohu finished speaking, he turned around and ran back to the bedroom, his little heart was pounding and beating, and he was afraid that his heart would beat out after a while.
"I'll go back to the house first, cousin."
Gu Yingying also got up and went back to the bedroom, leaving Wang Xiaohu's mother with a confused face, and then smiled thoughtfully and went to Gu Yingying's room.
Wang Xiaohu was lying on the bed, recalling the fragrant scene in his mind, he felt a little inexplicably restless, he quickly shook his head, and secretly scolded himself for being too special and not human, that was his aunt! What are you thinking about here? But he just couldn't control himself, and finally had to give himself two mouths to stop his crooked thoughts.
At this time, the pocket of his pants "buzzed" twice, and then Ash's voice sounded in his head, "The system task is assigned, a water ghost appears near the cabinet member bridge, and the host immediately executes the task." ”
Wang Xiaohu just stopped his crooked thoughts, but his restless heart had not calmed down, how could he be in the mood to come to the task at this time, he took out the material overcontrol disk and glanced at it, and threw it on the bed casually, "Don't go, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood now." ”
"The host refuses to perform the task, and the system punishes eating all the soap in the house."
"Hey, I'll go and come again!"
Wang Xiaohu, who was in a hurry, rushed to the bathroom uncontrollably······