Downstairs, the police car that was smashed just now no longer screamed, quietly opening the door in the wind and rain to let out the smell.

And the fat yellow man who fell from the air on the roof of the car is now lying flat on the ground, no one dares to touch him, and they are all waiting for the ambulance to come.

No one knew what he had fallen, but it was serious at first glance, but no one had the right to touch him.

Move? I will sue you casually for a few millions!

The police work was done, but the problem is that the police resources in the city are seriously lacking, and the ambulance is also very busy, and it takes at least half an hour to arrive.

Jack sighed as he watched Miller and Penny rush upstairs, they were all shit and had to be dealt with first.

"It's not that I hate you, but you made a big mistake today, baby!" Jack said to Rose, "I should have wrapped you in a diaper!" ”

Rose, the obedient Labrador, also sat with her head bowed to the side, and now her stomach was no longer uncomfortable, and she even felt refreshed because she had emptied her stool.

But Jack is very unpleasant, the fabric of the summer police uniform is not waterproof, light and breathable, and the shit will seep into the skin if you wait.

There are on clothes, and more on pants.

It was so smoked that Jack's eyes were dazzled.

"I've had enough!" Jack threw his head back and breathed in the fresh air in the wind.

There are still many people upstairs watching the excitement, of course, they are all half-hidden and half-visible, and when they see a police officer looking at it, they all shrink their heads and go back, and at the same time close the windows with a clatter.

The slowest movement was only a person on the second floor, who was eye-to-eye with Jack, and the two smiled awkwardly.

"Hey, man, can you get some water?" Jack said hello to the head on the second floor, hearing that Chinese people are easier to talk to.

Soon, a leather tube of friendship came out of the window, quite long, just up to Jack's waist, and with a cooing sound, in a few moments, the running water rushed out of the mouth.

Jack looked left and right, and now there was no one else downstairs except the half-dead fat man who had fallen to the ground.

He took two steps to the wall so that no one could see him, undressed, took off his pants... He'd have to hurry up and clean himself.

On the fifth floor, Sean was calm and calm, ignoring the clamor of these people on the Internet.

The comment function is also not turned off, and the higher these people jump, the happier he becomes.

Let me tell you a pain now, and in two days you will regret posting these comments.

…...

The show is on!

Sean stood in the middle of the living room, spread his hands and directly entered the anchor mode, using it, but the strange thing is that Chinese and English subtitles appeared directly below the live broadcast, so, this is a double live broadcast of video and text.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you're watching my live show, the real America.

I am currently in an apartment for ordinary residents in Los Angeles, USA. The weather was terrible today, I heard about a super hurricane, and then there were rumors of an earthquake on the TV news, but in this case, there were landlords who wanted to raise prices, and I was almost kicked out of the place and lived on the streets.

By the way, let's talk about an emergency, just outside just now, someone jumped off the building and hit a car, isn't it scary? You don't believe it? ”

With Sean's words, the two mobile phones flew out of the window at the same time, flying three meters above the ground in a strange arc path.

Originally, he was filming the police car that was smashed to the top and deformed and the half-dead yellow fat man who fell to the ground, but intentionally or unintentionally covered Jack, who was taking a bath with a leather tube.

The police hat was still on his head, but his leather shoes had been removed and placed on the side, and socks were tucked into them.

Except for the hat, Jack wore only a pair of shorts, carefully rinsing the on his clothes under the water jet that had been flushed out of the leather tube.

Jack, who was in a good mood, didn't notice that the two mobile phones were facing him, and this scene instantly detonated the entire oil map.

Countless comments have stopped discussing Shaun, but have turned directly to the gorgeous plot -

"What footage did I see in Wozlefack?"

"Did that fat man jump off the building and die?"

"Are you dead? Wait, why is someone taking a shower on camera? ”

"Am I not mistaken, is it a police officer? It's hilarious to take a shower in a police officer's hat! ”

"It's not a bath, it's a laundry!"

"Why do you want to do laundry?"

"What's on the clothes?"

"This scene has blinded my eyes!"

"What the hell is so spicy!"

"Hey, don't any of you care about the fat man on the ground?"

"Dead bald head, you said that there was this content, I would have come in a long time ago, hurry up and zoom in on the camera, it's so exciting!"

…...

Retweeting comments, clicking on the growth of data is almost like a rocket launch.

Almost at the same moment, Mother Yang on the screen of another mobile phone covered her daughter's eyes with her hand: "Why is this like this!" ”

But she didn't blink, this kind of strange thing, as a middle-aged woman is also very fond of watching, whether it is playing mahjong or saying something or something, it is very substitutional, seeing is believing!

Sure enough, she saw a fat man lying on the side of the car, and the car did look like it had been smashed.

So what Sean said is really not a lie, this United States, this Los Angeles, is really not an ordinary mess.

If you want to say that law and order is good, you have to rely on the police, there are police on the side, washing clothes......

This meeting, no one believed it, and it turned out to be broadcast live like this.

At this point, Yang's mother has almost decided not to let her daughter go to Los Angeles.

But, she still wants to watch this live broadcast again.

Also, this Shaun seemed to say that he rented this house just now, and he was almost kicked out, what kind of poor this kid has become!

Yang Yue pulled his mother's hand away: "Okay, I know what to see, you covered my nose." ”

…...

Rose, the police dog who was sitting quietly on the side, suddenly raised his head, looked at the mobile phone that suddenly appeared in the air, and opened his mouth to bark.

The two phones flew up quickly into a window on the fifth floor, and Rose threw her head back and yelled upstairs.

Jack waved his hand unhappily: "Shut up Rose, be quiet, do you want people to see me like this?" ”

After the phone flew back to the window, half a row floated in mid-air.

Sean looked at the camera with a smile: "I'm not bragging!" Everyone fell to the ground and died, the ambulance didn't come, and only one police officer came... Belch... What the? ”

Sean's expression became surprised: "It seems that you didn't just see what I said, what else?" Oh my God, there are police officers taking a shower in public! Is it the police officer who was supposed to treat the wounded? What a scary scene! It's terrifying! ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the comments on the Internet opened again, but the point of scare was very strange-

"It's okay to shoot dozens of shots in public, what's the point of taking a shower with you?!"

"What's the horror? Do you think it's appropriate to translate it into come on blues? ”

"It's obviously a laundry job, isn't it! Is there something wrong with paying attention to the vigilance and discipline?! ”

"I'm going to have to love the L.A. police and let them know if it's their person, it's so weird, I can't believe my eyes!"

"I'm blind!"

"Chief Mai of the Los Angeles Police Department, don't travel around the world, take a look, your subordinates have no money to take a bath!"

"Oh my God, I've got to donate some to the police department! Otherwise, do they still have the energy to eradicate violence and peace? ”

"When did they do this, I'm talking about eliminating violence and peace!"

"Boy, your live stream is very interesting, I've already forwarded it to the world! You're about to reach the pinnacle of life, come! Reward you with five cents for a Coke! ”

…... 8)