After Lao Wang heard this, he didn't say anything more, he had done a lot of funerals with me, and he knew my temper well, so he said to me: "That's okay, when you do Taoist things, pay attention to yourself, beware of Chen Papi and their group of eight immortals to make trouble, otherwise when the time comes, you will offend the dead and not say anything, and you will put yourself in." ”

After speaking, Lao Wang asked the village chief to take them to dig the grave, and before leaving, he gave me another instruction.

After they left, I walked out of the mourning hall and took a look, and there was an open space at the entrance of the mourning hall, with more than 100 square meters, and some cement was laid on it, which should have been used to dry rice when the farm was busy.

As far as Liu Jianping's funeral is concerned, I plan not to follow the traditional funeral, but to use the method of 'Nai He Bridge' to overtake the deceased, alleviate his sins during his lifetime, and allow him to be reincarnated as soon as possible.

Crossing the Nai He Bridge requires a large field, and the concrete ground in front of you is just right, and some people will definitely ask, isn't it the Hades that there is a Nai He Bridge? Then I can only tell you, you will know after reading the following.

I told Liu Ji about my crossing of the Nai He Bridge, and after hearing this, he neither objected nor supported, so he said: "You can do what you want, I don't understand this." ”

To be honest, I don't really want to use the ceremony of the Nai He Bridge to do funerals, the process is extremely complicated, and there are many things to pay attention to, and if the deceased does not want to pass, there will be a lot of strange things.

However, in this situation in front of you, except for the Nai He Bridge, there is no other way, if you use the traditional funeral to do, Liu Jianping has no descendants, and many relatives need to follow the Taoist priest to go around the dojo, if there is no one, even if the road is opened in vain, it will only deepen the resentment.

Thinking of this, I asked Liu Qi to help borrow thirteen Eight Immortal Tables and put them on this flat land, while I went to find a black dress, mainly a white gauze on my body, which looked all white, as the organizer of this funeral, it would definitely not work to wear it like this.

After borrowing a black dress in Lotus Village, due to the funeral of the deceased, the clothes could not have collars, so I cut the collar on the top of the clothes. As for the reason, this collar is like a rope, and wearing clothes with collars for funeral services is said to make the deceased uncomfortable in the underworld, as if the neck is being pulled by the rope.

After the clothes were finished, I burned some yellow paper in the mourning hall, and put a wooden bench on the left side of Liu Jianping's coffin, and put three eggs on the wooden bench.

The intention of putting eggs is to prevent the deceased from crossing the Nai He Bridge, and his soul will run around in the mourning hall, and these three eggs can play a role in calming the deceased.

Of course, ordinary eggs are not good, this kind of eggs must be born by black hens, fortunately, there is a family in Lotus Village, his son suffers from a strange disease and needs to use black hen eggs to make up for his body, so I borrowed three eggs.

After arranging the eggs, I took a kitchen knife and placed it on the right side of the deceased's coffin. However, thinking that the deceased had killed someone before his death, and he was afraid that the ghost of that person would come to retaliate, he put the kitchen knife and thought things through, which must be right.

As for the coffin of the deceased's wife, I also took some measures to sprinkle some white lime under her coffin, and drew a swastika symbol on the white lime to calm her evil spirit.

For the same two coffins, I used different measures, the reason is very simple, the protagonist of this funeral is Liu Jianping, as long as he is done, this funeral can basically end perfectly.

After doing all this, I made three gestures to the two coffins, lit some candle ingots, inserted them around the coffin, and lit a firecracker, which was the prelude to the funeral.

I have to say that the villagers of Lotus Village are more united in this aspect of the funeral, when I walked out of the mourning hall, there were not only thirteen more tables of eight immortals, but also more than a dozen people, all of whom came to help, after seeing me, they collectively thanked me, saying what, my bodhisattva heart will take over this funeral.

These words made me depressed, and the main reason why I took this funeral was definitely not how good my conscience was, but because of Cheng Xiaocheng's matter, it would be related to this funeral. Otherwise, at this price, I will not live or die, not to mention, the deceased has also killed people before his death, I hate those hit-and-run dead people the most in my life, and I will definitely not pity the deceased.

However, thinking in my heart, the superficial work still has to be done, otherwise it will chill their hearts, I arched my hand at them and said, "It should be, it should be." ”

At this time, Liu Ji came over, he asked me how to build the bridge, I said: "First use six eight immortal tables to build a Nai He bridge, and put three eight immortal tables at the bottom, the second layer is two eight immortal tables, the third layer is a eight immortal table, and then use two dustpans, tied to the left and right sides of the eight immortal tables on the third floor." ”

"Is there anything wrong with the directions?" Liu Ji handed me a cigarette and asked suspiciously.

I took the cigarette, nodded, and said, "The top two dustpans need to be straight to Liu Jianping's coffin, and you need to pull a 27-meter-long white cloth, pull it up from the tail of the coffin, and wrap the entire Nai He Bridge in white cloth." ”

"That's it?" He didn't seem to believe me.

I didn't explain it to him, I just said, "Build it first, and then then you can watch the rest." By the way, Director Liu, this bridge is not a joke, the anger is particularly heavy, if Chen Papi and them come to make trouble at this time, not only will I have an accident, I'm afraid that the entire Lotus Village will have an accident, in my opinion, you had better let the previous public security come back and stay at the intersection of the village, even if Chen Papi and them come, those public security can also entangle with them for a while. ”

", Chen Baxian, you kid don't believe me, do you? The gun in Lao Tzu's hand is definitely not jealous, if they dare to make trouble, I will slam Chen Peel. He said very angrily.

I was a little helpless and said, "Director Liu, can we stop bragging?" When someone comes to make trouble, you will slap him? Do you believe this yourself? ”

He smiled awkwardly and said: "Okay, your kid will do your funeral well, Chen Papi's matter, you really don't need to worry, Lao Tzu is not like Lang Gao's kid in Liuyang Town, he is afraid of shrews in the front and discipline in the back, he is like a girl, Lao Tzu's words, sometimes it is more effective than Mayor Wang's words, even if the county magistrate goes to the countryside to inspect and see me, he has to give me a kind smile, I tell you, last time someone came from the province ......"

Hearing that he was blowing more and more outrageous, I hurriedly stopped and said, "I don't care how good you are, as long as you don't let Chen Papi make trouble." ”