Supernatural Political and Religious Office: Chapter 18 The correct use of mobile phones

Let's talk about the last time, under the strong offensive of Xing Xiaolou's soft grinding and hard bubbles, I finally agreed to her request to accompany us to go down, and several other gentlemen also said with a dead face after knowing it, and its reputation said, "We don't worry about the safety of the goddess." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Okay, it's good for you to be happy, what are you likeing (Chen Zishao: Hey, is it really good to be so hot and light friends...... Me: "No roadblocks!" ”)

On the surface, they looked like they were not afraid of heaven and earth, but when they went downstairs and saw the black cave entrance, they were all stunned......

It's normal, not to mention them, even the thought of going to this hellish hole makes me feel bad. It's not claustrophobia, it's our human instinctive reaction to the unknown... Take watching a horror movie as an example, you will be scared the first time you watch it, but you watch it many times, and you get used to it when you are scared and scared. Because you already know where there is high energy, where there is terror.

"Well, I think we'd better be prepared." I turned my head and said to Chen Zishao, who was also in a cold sweat.

"Aren't you scared? Wasn't that quite what you could say just now? Duan Dan took this opportunity to belittle me in front of Xing Xiaolou to lower my image in front of her, in fact, he really didn't need to do this, because I had no image in front of Xing Xiaolou......

I explained, "You don't seem to understand what I mean, and when I say prepare, I mean prepare here." ”

Xing Xiaokou glanced around us, and said curiously: "You two also bring a mobile phone, what is there to prepare?" ”

"Hmph, since you have asked sincerely," I looked mysterious.

"Then I will be merciful to you!" Chen Zishao took over the conversation.

"To prevent the destruction of the world..."

"For the peace of the universe..."

"?" The crowd was amazed.

"Qiu Dou has to (stop)!" Wang Tuming was the first to recover from the shock: "Give me a little serious!" I've watched too much anime, right?! ”

Chen Zishao and I said at the same time: "You are the least qualified to speak, otaku!" ”

Wang Tuming silently squatted on the ground and drew circles......

"Ahem! Since you all know who we are, it doesn't hurt to show you something. "I held the phone, swiped the screen from the bottom to the top with the index finger of my right hand, clicked a few times, and a data interface appeared in everyone's sight without delay.

System Certification......

Identification...

ID: EL431507199HAD Lin Tianxiang

Activate the imaginary space teleporter......

succeed

Data initialization......

Three-dimensional material molecularization......

succeed

Matter in Transport......

succeed

The substance is transported.

The screen suddenly emitted a dazzling blue light, and everyone was caught off guard and covered their eyes with their hands, and after a few seconds, the blue light disappeared, and when everyone's eyes looked at me and Chen Zishao clearly, they were already speechless.

"I found... Since I met the two of you, my original worldview is collapsing little by little..."Huang Xiaodong sighed.

At this time, Chen Zishao and I had a dark black hooded trench coat and a weapon in each hand, Chen Zishao had two desert eagles, and I had a silver kitchen knife and a military Nepalese scimitar. Seeing everyone's confused looks, I narcissistically posed in a pose that I thought was cool, and said, "Really, you don't have to worship me." ”

"I just wanted to say, is it really okay for you to get a knife for chopping vegetables?" Xing Xiaolou asked with a complaining nature.

Duan Dan said coldly: "Maybe he wants to play cosplay."

Wen Cao: "Good, don't make trouble." ”

Huang Xiaodong: "Are you going to cut wires with a kitchen knife in your hand, sparks and lightning all the way?" ”

I ignored their complaints, and shook the kitchen knife in front of them with malice, "I got this silver kitchen knife in a small town in Germany, (again, this is another story, and it has nothing to do with this article, so I won't tell it for the time being.) It has two characteristics that are incomparable to ordinary cold weapons. ”

"For example, it's faster to chop vegetables?" Star small corridor.

"The first trait is indelible." Ordinary weapons, no matter how durable they are, will always have a time to zero. But the kitchen knife I brought back from a small town in Germany was tested and tested by the Hanging Sword Technology Department, and it was surprising to find that this knife had no signs of wear, whether it was cut with sulfuric acid, high explosives or ultra-dimensional lasers, it could not be affected, but several cutting machines were scrapped.

"The second characteristic is very sharp." I paused, then said, "I can cut through diamonds." ”

Wen Caoqi said: "Is there such a powerful thing in the world? ”

I was not in the least surprised by the magic of this knife, after all, it had slaughtered almost a village of supernatural objects. "Alright, without further ado, let's go down!" Chen Zishao and I turned on the miniature flashlight on our ears, looked down at the mouth of the big mouth, and almost the moment the light source entered, it was engulfed in darkness, even though I was fully armed, my heart still felt unsteady. Slowly stepping on the edge of the hole, he climbed down slowly and cautiously. However, my feet were empty. Then, the classic scenes in the anime appeared......

"Ward, Farke?" After I finished saying this line, the whole person fell down with a "whoosh", and the others just stood in place for a long time.

"What... Let's go, shall we? Chen Zishao swallowed his saliva and subconsciously stepped back. However, Xing Xiaolou in the back didn't give him a chance to retreat, and directly kicked the old man who was caught off guard. "You're still an agent of the hanging sword." Xing Xiaolou sneered, and regardless of the stunned four brothers behind him, he jumped down very decisively. "It's not as good as me!"

What's going on in the cave... It's like a water park slide, but there's no water, just dirt. An invisible pull tugged at my body, and then slid forward along the slide at breakneck speed in the pitch darkness.

After a while, I saw a bright light ahead, which should be the entrance to the cave.

Then, I heard a "snap" and I fell to the ground. Once I had adjusted to the light, I looked around and was shocked to find that I had come to a misty forest! I'm sure it's definitely not a backhill from school.

"Wow!" Just as I was about to stand up, I suddenly heard a comical scream behind my ears, and then a black shadow suddenly appeared above my head. I don't have to guess who it is, I made the most correct reaction before he crushed me, flashed to the side, and then kicked Chen Zishao directly with a 180-degree roundabout kick.

Chen Zishao's whole person landed on the branch, and his lower body was exactly in the shape of a large character, and then ...... GG。

"it?!" Chen Zishao covered his lower body in pain, jumped down from the tree, and glared at me with vicious eyes.

I calmly explained, "Conditioning. As soon as I finished speaking, another figure flew out of the hole in the back, and my figure moved, and came to the position where the figure landed, and my hands were slightly raised upwards to hug the petite body with the standard princess.

"Is this also your conditioned reflex?" Chen Zishao looked at me who was hugging Xing Xiaolou and said with disdain.

Putting down Xiaolou, I looked back and smiled, "Yes." ”