"Big brother, the three of us are the ones in the troupe! Please, my lord, let the three of us go! ”

"Tricksters? How is this possible? ”

When Da Niu heard the words of the three of them, he first expressed his doubts.

He and An Dong ran for a day and night, shortening the two-day journey into one day.

If the three of them are really tricks in the troupe, how can they keep up with them?

An Dong frowned, and also thought of this question. However, he believed the other party's words.

His intuition told him that the three men were not lying.

Then, he asked, "And how did you three get here?" ”

"It's just as shown on the map, driving a low-altitude aircraft to come!"

In a word, it almost made the bull collapse.

What the fuck is too casual, isn't it?

In the enemy-occupied area, the three of them actually dared to swagger and drive the aircraft away.

The most annoying thing is that they actually reached their destination safely.

You must know that An Dong and they walked on foot, did not dare to use any electronic equipment, and carefully avoided several enemy searches before finally arriving here.

It's really better than people to die, and goods have to be thrown away!

The big cow almost burst into tears, why didn't he die with others?

Look at the lives of the three people, that's not ordinarily good!

"You didn't run into any trouble along the way?"

An Dong also felt a little incredulous, and asked with a frown.

"I didn't ...... No, there is! We took a wrong path on the way, and then we finally found this place! ”

"Didn't meet anyone else?"

"No, there are some wilderness mountains along the way, if you want scenery but no scenery, if you want ruins without ruins, where will there be others?"

Now, An Dong also has to envy, which is better than the good luck of the trio.

"And how did you take on the task?"

An Dong asked the question he was most concerned about.

"Actually, here's the thing. I have an older brother named Fan Gang. He...... He's a killer. I just recently learned about this. ”

Fan Tong was really frightened by An Dong and them, his face was unusually ugly, and he continued to say: "My brother...... Brother he is rarely at home, so he ...... His room was always empty. ”

"Getting to the point!"

At this moment, An Dong knew that the world was so big that there were no surprises.

It's not enough to have a rice bucket at home, there is actually an older brother called a rice bowl. According to this line of thinking, should their dad be called a rice pot?

"Don't worry, Ma...... It's coming soon...... Focused. ”

"Then try to be as concise as possible!" An Dong had nowhere to go, so he had to give in.

Communicating with such a comic, An Dong was completely conquered by the other party.

"On that day, my brother was still ...... Still not at home. Again...... Catch up with our brother again...... The three brothers are fine, just ...... Just drank a few more glasses. ”

"Wait a minute!" An Dong really couldn't bear it, so he raised his hand and motioned for Fan Tong to stop. Then, he asked Jiang Jun and Yuan Shuai, "Does he have a stutter?" ”

"Well, he's been like this since he was a child, he stutters when he's in a hurry."

Jiang Jun hurriedly replied, and Yuan Shuai on the side also nodded in agreement.

"Isn't that a fuss? Okay, don't talk anymore. Now, tell me what happened! ”

An Dong was almost angry to death, this Fan Tong really doesn't have a long brain, what kind of mess is it at this time?

Stuttering, don't you say it, let Jiang Jun and Yuan Shuai say no?

"Yes, big brother, in fact, things ......"

Jiang Jun was just about to speak, but was stopped by An Dong: "Don't call me big brother, am I that old?" ”

"Big brother, no...... Not big brother. You don't look old at all, really! ”

"Damn, I'm sure now, you are really a tease sent by Wang Dali!"

An Dong's face was loveless, and he covered his face with his hands.

He's completely convinced!

It's not that he wants to take it, but he has to take it!

"Who is Wang Dali?"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to go out and vent!"

"Big brother, don't, you're so emotional, it's not good for your health!"

"You ......" An Dong almost vomited blood, such a strange thing, he really had never seen it!

"Okay, Andong, you calm down first, or I'll ask them."

Da Niu had already laughed and burst into tears, and when he saw the extreme pain of An Dong's torture, he hurriedly came over and persuaded him.

"Just ask, I'm completely convinced!"

An Dong really didn't want to continue to interrogate the funny trio opposite, and when he heard Da Niu say this, he quickly handed over the right to interrogate and stepped aside.

"The three of you, come out with a representative, back to the question just now."

"Big brother, haven't we already sent a representative? If it hadn't been for that big brother to stop us, we'd have finished talking by now. ”

When Yuan Shuai heard Da Niu's words, he was a little unconvinced, complained about An Dong and Da Niu, and said angrily.

"Well, it was our mistake just now, you go on!"

Da Niu was very surprised, who is interrogating whom?

"If you know, then I'll continue. Here's how it went: the other day, the three of us were drinking together, and then we all got high. As the saying goes, the wine is even more sorrowful! ”

As Jiang Jun spoke, he actually turned his hands behind his back, raised his head forty-five degrees, and looked at the narrow ventilation window, leaving everyone with a lonely back.

Da Niu and An Dong glanced at each other, and they didn't interrupt each other soundingly.

They knew in their hearts that even if they interrupted each other at this time, they would get endless nagging and complaining.

It is the wisest choice not to disturb this great general.

Sure enough, Jiang Jun looked at the sky for a while, and then turned around.

Tears flowed down his eyes, looking miserable and sad.

"Please forgive me, two brothers, I have feelings for this, uncontrollable, forgive me, forgive me!"

Seeing that An Dong and Da Niu didn't talk, Jiang Jun continued: "After drinking, it was already late at night, and there was already a curfew on the street. Therefore, Yuan Shuai and I didn't leave, so we stayed at Fan Tong's house. ”

Jiang Jun habitually paused, and then continued: "Because Fan Tong and his brother live in the same courtyard together, and his brother happens to be not at home, so we took it upon ourselves to open Fan Gang's room and live in. ”

"Two big brothers, guess what? As soon as we entered the room, we saw a strange brochure at the foot of the bed. This booklet is a set of contact passwords. ”

Jiang Jun painted his voice and color, as if he was telling a story, and told the story.

Out of curiosity, the three of us began to study the booklet. It's also because the three of us are really smart, and we studied the contents of the booklet thoroughly in one night. It's a set of contact codes for the killer organization, and part of it is about their methods and price descriptions when they take on missions. ”

"I thought this thing was useless, but the next morning, we saw in the information bar of the mission square that someone was asking for a high price to hire a killer. Therefore, as soon as the three of us discussed, we impersonated and took on this task. ”

"It stands to reason that we three little actors really don't have the ability to take on this task. But isn't this being forced to be in a hurry? Therefore, I decided to take a risk and took on this task. ”

Hearing this, An Dong and Da Niu basically understood.

These three comics are just idle eggs, and they are indiscriminate.

"You don't have any military common sense, and you don't know anything about weapons, how dare you be so reckless and take on this task?"

Da Niu carefully analyzed Jiang Jun's words, felt that most of them should be true, and then asked.

"Haha, that's why you underestimate the three of us! Truth be told, I spent a year in the Boy Scouts, so I know a lot about weapons. ”

Before Jiang Jun could speak, Yuan Shuai rushed to answer.

Hearing Yuan Shuai's words, An Dong and Da Niu glanced at each other.

They both saw the shock in each other's eyes.

Is this the fearlessness of the ignorant?

After a year in the Boy Scouts, it is a ...... to be such a bold impostor to take on the task of the killer

An Dong and Da Niu can't use words to describe the funny trio in front of them.

"Alright, don't show off, I know you're good. But what is your mission? ”

Da Niu glanced at Yuan Shuai, and then continued to ask.

"We have two tasks, the first is to check and fill in the gaps, after the failure of the god sniper, wait for the best time, and give you a yellow finch behind; The second is to get rid of the God Sniper. Completing one will give us 10,000 points, and if we complete both, we will be rewarded with an additional 5,000 points. ”

"Are you short of contribution points?"

"Alas, there is no shortage of the two of them. But I'm seriously lacking! ”

"Do you have anything unspeakable?"

"It's not my daughter-in-law who hasn't passed through the door, her family doesn't approve of our marriage, so she offers a bride price of 2,000 points. I was also forced to be helpless, so I chose to take a risk. It's me who has caused you to be a burden, it's me who is wrong! I'm not human, I'm a brute! I have the opposite sex and no humanity, and I have hurt two brothers! ”

Saying that, Jiang Jun looked guilty, covered his face with his hands in great annoyance, and didn't dare to look at his two friends again.

"Big brother, you're not right. At the beginning, the three of us knocked our heads to the ground, didn't we say that we would be blessed and enjoy hardships together? It's all voluntary, and there's nothing that doesn't get involved! ”

"yes, big ...... Big brother, you ...... That's all you say...... They just don't ask us about it...... Be a brother! ”

Yuan Shuai and Fan Tong, as soon as they heard Jiang Jun say this, they all stood up and fought against Jiang Jun.

Seeing the actions of the three of them, Da Niu didn't care whether the trio was reluctant or not, and shouted: "Be honest with me!" ”

"Wait a while, you are on Huangquan Road, and you have time to talk slowly. Now, let's explain the things that should be explained clearly! ”

An Dong also has a few questions that need to be confirmed with the trio.

"Big brother, just ask, I must know everything. However, I ask you only one thing. ”

Jiang Jun, like a general who died generously, said to An Dong.