Chapter 647 Weekend Special Qi Xun Si Zheng Biography 7 The poisonous oath has a fart

The next thing, Qi Xunsi didn't know, or did Qi Xunsi himself finally figure out what happened.

When Qi Xunsi's mind finally cleared up, he saw Qi Xunsi's master, the strange old man, unhurried, slowly walked to the edge of the pond, one eye open, one eye closed, a serious obscene look, but there was still a picture of ill will in his eyes looking at the safflower carp in the river.

"Master?" Qi Xunsi shouted in surprise when he saw the comer, but the old man looked annoyed, and yelled at him: "You uncompetitive fellow! Cause trouble for me everywhere! After speaking, he didn't forget to shoot out a white light, and directly knocked Qi Xunsi unconscious again.

"Hey, stinky carp, I've finished teaching my apprentice, shouldn't I educate you too?" The old man said leisurely to the carp in the water, but the carp's eyes glared at the old man viciously, and then he spoke, "You don't need to worry about this matter!" Stinky old man! ”

"What are you talking about me?" The old man looked at the safflower carp incredulously, and his anger was full of smoke.

"I'm talking about you! Stinking! Old! Head!! Half of the carp's body was out of the water, and he shouted at the old man.

"You! You! You! Wow! You...... Do you know who I am? You shameless and self-righteous and triumphant thing! In fact, you're just a fish, stupid! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu stewed you! The old man stomped his foot angrily and scolded the carp.

"Oh, you're still the opposite, so do you know who I am?" The safflower carp also said arrogantly to the old man.

"Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are, aren't you the younger brother of the second cousin of the Dragon King of the South China Sea, you really think you are a dragon!" The old man yelled at the carp.

"You...... How do you know? I...... I'll spare your life, why don't you go back quickly! The carp's momentum suddenly became much smaller, and there was still some weakness in his tone.

"Go back? I'm telling you! Even the Jade Emperor, Lord Yama, the mentally retarded Buddha and the stupid fork Zeus, Adam and Eve, I didn't take them seriously! The old man continued to blow at the carp.

"You...... ...... the hell Who the hell is it? The carp couldn't help but panic in his heart, and his mouth couldn't help but start stumbling.

"Who am I? Go back to your hometown and ask your dragon king! What's wrong with me? Hurry up and put my apprentice down! The old man said viciously at the carp.

"No...... No, he has what I want, and he can't pay you back! The carp replied unwillingly.

"Oh? What is it? Hearing this, the old man looked at the carp with a little interest and said.

"That'...... The stone, on him. The carp hesitated and said.

The old man's face changed slightly after hearing this, but he still said slowly: "You, are you talking about the fishing boat stone?" ”

"Huh? That stone is called the fishing boat stone? "The carp didn't seem to know the name of the stone.

"You're a safflower carp?" The old man asked faintly as he looked at the carp.

"Yes, it's down there, how's that? I'm afraid. As soon as the carp saw that the old man knew her identity, he suddenly became arrogant again.

"You...... You're so stupid! If you want revenge, just say it! I'm scared! The old man sighed deeply.

This time it was the turn of the safflower carp to be shocked: "How did you know that I was going to take revenge?" ”

"Nonsense! The entire Heavenly Realm and the Immortal Realm know it! Damn, isn't it just that fisherman who fished your grandson, and it's so clean and killing? People are all chased by you and attached to the stones? The old man said loudly.

"Fart! He took my grandson and sold him cheaply, and of course I want revenge! The carp immediately burst into flames and shouted at the old man.

"Fuck you!" The old man also jumped up directly, "I really want to stew you and feed the dog!" So give me back my apprentice, and give you the stone. ”

"Really?" When the carp heard the old man's words, he immediately hesitated.

"It's more real than pearls! Hurry up! The old man said impatiently.

"Okay then, you swear another poisonous oath." The carp was visibly a little uneasy.

"Uh...... This...... Hair...... Send it! I swear to God! If what I said just now is not true, Lao Tzu will thunder five times in the sky! Go out and get hit by a car! The old man swore a poisonous oath at the carp.

"Well, I believe you." Seeing that the old man was so serious, the carp was not serious, and turned around to cast a spell, so that the lotus flower floated to the shore.

The old man scooped up the fainted Qi Xunsi and was about to leave, when the safflower carp suddenly stopped him and said, "Wait, where is the fishing boat stone?" Give it to me! ”

"To you? You are a fish, and you can't come up to the ground, why should I be afraid of you now? The old man immediately played the scoundrel.

"Yes...... But you swore a poisonous oath! The carp looked at the old man in disbelief.

"Poison oath? Oh yes, we don't have cars in our time, how can I get hit by a car? The old man said with a smirk.

"You, you're playing Rippy!"

"I'm just playing tricks......"

Boom, boom! There was thunder on the edge of the sky.

"Haha! Five thunders hit the sky! Oh my God! Hurry up and hack him to death! The safflower carp exclaimed excitedly. A thunderbolt struck and struck in the direction of the old man.

"Hmph, I'm good to be prepared." The old man didn't know what he had put on the ground, and then quickly hid away. The thunder struck, but it was not right, and it hit the inconspicuous little thing on the ground, but it was unscathed.

"What kind of monster is this? Can it absorb current? The carp said in surprise.

"Wow Ka! This is the treasure that Lao Tzu stole from modern times a few days ago, are you afraid? It's called ...... Called, hey, what's it called, oh, remembered, lightning rod! Not bad, right? I seem to have heard that water conducts electricity...... "The old man glanced meaningfully at the fish, and threw the lightning rod directly into the pond!

In an instant, the entire pond was filled with electricity, and the carp were dead and wounded, and the water surface was suddenly filled with the corpses of the aquarists.

"Haha! Grilled fish to eat in the evening! The old man jumped for joy.

"You, how dare you call me! I'll let ......," said the carp with foaming hatred.

"Will the Dragon King trouble me? Then I won't let you tell him. The old man smiled lewdly: "That fisherman's fishing skills are dedicated to you fish spirits!" The old man took out the fishing boat stone in Qi Xunsi's pocket, and said something in his mouth, and the fishing boat stone flashed, flashing a golden light, covering the safflower carp and pressing it down.

"Haha! It is said that the carp jumps over the dragon gate, I will make you unable to turn over, see how you jump over the dragon gate! The old man danced happily by the water's edge.

Then he was about to leave, when he suddenly looked back at the pond full of dead fish that had been electrocuted, and said to himself: "It's a pity that these fish are dead......

At night, the object dwells. "Master, this fish tastes really good, where did you buy it?"

"Ahem, eh, let's not talk about this first, don't talk about eating carp when you see the Dragon King of the South China Sea in the future."

"Huh? Why? ”

"Oops, what is all this nonsense for? Hurry up and eat! ”

"Hey, hey, master, don't rob it, leave some for me!"

"Hah! This piece is big, what to see? I won't give it to you! ”

"Cut! Who is rare! Blame the old man! ”

"Yo? Will you still be petty?