Chapter 132: Mr. Feng Shui
In this way, Xiao Ai and I gradually got acquainted with each other through the Internet, and sometimes chatted a few words on QQ. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It's almost two months later, and after these two months, Xiao Ai finally doesn't care about me calling me a handsome guy, but calls me Xiao Zhengtai.
Later, I checked, and Xiao Zhengtai refers to the cute little brother. The "Shota trait" that is generally recognized is a young, beardless, cute, thin little boy in his teens.
Well, it doesn't seem appropriate to call me that, after all, I'm 20 years old, but after correcting it a few times, Xiao Ai still calls me that, and in the end I can't help it, so I have to follow her.
After all, it's just a title.
In the evening, Xiao Ai contacted me on QQ: "Xiao Zhengtai, when will you come to play again~ ( / Naughty). ”
I scratched my hair: "Eh, it seems that this job will be done the day after tomorrow, and it is estimated that Lao Gu will go ( / Daze)... ”
Xiao Ai: "Then aren't you coming?" ( / Poor)"
Me: "Well, I don't really want to go, I'm tired these days, and I'm going to go home and sleep after dinner...... ( / Cold Sweat)"
Xiao Ai: "No! You must come~( / Bang / Bang)"
Me: "I really don't want to go, I don't want to drink......"
Xiao Ai: "Can you bear to see me accompanying those hairy uncles...... ( / sad / crying)"
Lying on the bed, I imagined the scene of Xiao Ai being eaten tofu in someone else's arms and greeted with a smile, I was a little uncomfortable, thought about it, and replied: "I think about it, and I'll talk about it when the time comes~"
Xiao Ai didn't reply to me for a long time, and it seems that she has started to accompany customers again, so I don't pay much attention to it.
It's winter, there's no heating in the rental house, it's cold, so I snuggle up under the covers and play with my phone for a while, and then go to sleep.
When I got up the next day and looked at my phone, Xiao Ai sent me three messages: "Come on, you have a surprise when you come~ ( / shy / shy)"
"Hey, hey, hey, you have to come!"
"Pig's head, talk back! ( / Pig's Head / Pig's Head / Knock)"
I looked at the time, and these three messages were sent back to me by Xiao Ai at half past two in the morning.
Alas, she thinks I have the same schedule as hers? I was already asleep by then.
Shaking my head and smiling, I got up and washed up, went out to buy some breakfast, and I rode my broken electric car to the construction site.
By the afternoon of the day it was completed......
"Little Sun, are you going to play tonight?" After eating, Lao Gu smiled at me with a deep smile.
I don't understand, every time I go to a club, I say it's singing, but in fact, it's to "touch the princess", what does it mean.
It turns out that I was too young to understand the endless fun involved.
Having said that, I was about to refuse, but when the words came to my lips, I remembered the conversation with Xiao Ai that night, and my brain short-circuited and replied: "Good ......"
In this way, I followed Lao Gu and them to the "Night Fragrance Fang" again.
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Zhucheng's hometown.
"Ah......h
In the middle of the night, my cousin woke up from a dream again.
I don't know how many times this has happened.
When I opened my eyes, I felt so hungry that I hadn't eaten in a long time.
In recent months, I have lost my appetite during the day and have not been able to eat anything, but at night, my appetite has increased dramatically, and I feel like I want to eat everything I see.
Looking at the full moon outside, my cousin put on a dress and got out of bed, went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to get something to eat.
The food is full of ice ballast, but I still eat it with relish, and my not sharp teeth are like wolf teeth in this night, and I can easily tear open and devour the food.
The third uncle and three aunts knew about their cousin's reaction, and they also thought of a way, and even took their cousin for a checkup, but the diagnosis turned out to be nothing.
Seeing his daughter getting thinner and thinner, the third uncle was anxious.
There was no way, he found a gentleman who looked at feng shui, this feng shui gentleman held a compass, walked around his cousin's house, looked around and didn't speak, just sighed incessantly.
Then he asked the third uncle to take him to the cemetery where his grandmother was buried, and after arriving at the cemetery, Mr. Feng Shui walked around his grandmother's grave a few times, pinched his fingers, and then sighed: "The problem has been found, your parents' yin house feng shui is not good, if you don't deal with it in time, I'm afraid it will affect three generations!" ”
Mr. Feng Shui kept shaking his head as he spoke.
"Master, how do you say that?" The third uncle asked with a blank expression.
When the master heard this, he said, "The most basic thing in Feng Shui is the saying of "Sixteen Fears". ”
"As the saying goes: the dragon is afraid of fierceness, the cave is afraid of cold, the sand is afraid of back, and the water is afraid of rebounding."
"The cave is afraid of the wind, the mountain is afraid of drying up and breaking, the water is afraid of the direct shot of the cow, and the sand is afraid of sending water to the channel."
"The water is afraid of the tilt of the counter-bureau, the chest is afraid of the mountain, the dragon and the tiger are afraid of pressing the hole, the hall is afraid of the anti-tilt, the front is afraid of the dry well, and the back is afraid of the back house."
"The cave is afraid of being stubborn, the mountain peak is afraid of the eight evils, the water is afraid of the eight evils, the mountains are afraid of sitting on the ghosts, and the water bureau is afraid of the Yellow Dragon."
"The dragon and tiger are afraid of breaking their waists, the famous hall is afraid of the wilderness, the cave is afraid of abortion, the pulse is afraid of inheritance, and the high is afraid of hurting the earth cow."
"Low fear of degassing pulse, pulse fear of exposing the fetus, wind fear of shaving the top, water fear of showering head, fear of cutting feet, and fear of riding the wind."
"The coffin is afraid of death, the dragon is afraid of the waves, the tiger is afraid of the hall, the compass is afraid of double gold, and the cave is afraid of the fire pit."
The third uncle, who has never believed in ghosts and gods, was made suspicious by the shaking feng shui gentleman in front of him, after all, his daughters are like that, and he can't believe it if he wants to.
The third uncle hurriedly asked, "Master, how to crack it?" ”
The feng shui master smiled: "It's not difficult, your parents' yin house is low, easy to store water, and you are afraid of the cold, just like the dark and cold of the yin mountain, the old man can't be at peace, and the children can't save money. ”
"In addition, your mother misses her child, and your daughter's eight characters are relatively weak, so this phenomenon occurs."
Looking at Mr. Feng Shui in front of him, the third uncle had completely believed it, he grabbed Mr. Feng Shui's hand, and said with some excitement: "Master, my daughter does seem to have hit an evil spirit recently, you have to help think of a way!" ”
"It's okay, you can rest assured that I'm here!"
Mr. Feng Shui "did the Dharma...", and asked the third uncle to find soil to raise the grave bag of his grandparents, and finally, he found a few big stones, pressed his grandmother's grave, and planted peach branches around the grave.
After everything was in order, he asked the third uncle for the fee of 5,000 yuan, and said that it was a preferential price.
Don't say it, Mr. Feng Shui's cousin has indeed recovered a lot within a few days, and she is also energetic and loves to eat.
Seeing his cousin's complexion getting better and better, the third uncle sighed in his heart: The money was not spent in vain.
But not long after, it was another midnight, and the portrait on my grandmother's desk once again glowed with a dark green light, and with a gust of wind, the old rocking chair creaked and shook again......
The difference is that the faint laughter of grandma echoes for a long time in this empty and empty room...
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Our group came to Yexiangfang, in the private room, I was a little nervous and sent a sentence to Xiao Ai's QQ: "Come ......"
But Xiao Ai never replied to me.
Could it be that she has already been chosen by someone else?
At this time, I'm really nervous, it's not that I like Xiao Ai, it's just because I'm quite familiar with her, in case Sister Yaoyao is not there for a while, a strange princess comes, I really can't cope with it!
Thinking about it, Sister Hui had already led the "princesses" into the private room.
In the crowd, I saw a familiar figure - Xiao Ai!
I couldn't help but smile at her, and it looked like I could fool around again tonight.
But the strange thing is that Xiao Ai didn't show too much enthusiasm tonight, but stood quietly at the door, let others choose.
It's very abnormal, she didn't need me to speak, she came over by herself.
Xiao Ai, what's wrong tonight? Didn't she ask me to come over?
When I was puzzled, everyone had already chosen, only me, sitting there indifferently, looking at the princesses in front of me in a daze.
"Little grandson! Take your pick! "Afraid that what happened last time, Lao Gu hurriedly urged me.
"I ......"
I was speechless for a while, do I really want to take the initiative to speak? I'm so embarrassed......
Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai, which one are you singing with me!
"You all go back, I'll stay ...... tonight"
At this moment, a charming voice came out, and Sister Hui commanded the princesses behind her.
After that, before I could react, Sister Hui had already stroked her hair and walked towards me in a charming manner......