"Depression?" The patient was stunned for a moment, and asked randomly nervously, "How should it be treated?" ”

"That's right, it's depression, and you still have the most intractable type of depression and the one with the highest mortality rate, lovelorn syndrome." Qi Shunji looked at the patient and said calmly, "The mortality rate is as high as 90%. There are two ways to intervene, the first is with medication, which can take almost a few months, and it's very likely that you can't delay it for so long. ”

"That'...... And what about the second one? The patient asked, looking at Qi Shunji expectantly.

"The second one...... It can be cured in 10 minutes. Qi Xunsi said with a smile: "It depends on which one you want to choose." ”

"10 minutes? Can it be cured in 10 minutes? ”

"What this guy said earlier makes a lot of sense, but the rest is all nonsense, right?"

"It's just that now there is no second effective treatment except for drug intervention, and this guy doesn't even make drafts when he brags."

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, I'll give full marks for this forced pretend!"

"Young man, are you interested in endorsing braggart?"

The patient's eyes widened and he looked at Qi Shunsi incredulously and said, "10 minutes? That...... Then I'd better choose the second option, I wish I could get better sooner. ”

"The first shot: diagnosis, the second shot: slow, the third shot: treatment, the fourth shot: raw, the fifth shot, or don't use it for you." Qi Xunsi took out five life-threatening needles from his bag, placed them on the treatment table next to the patient, and said to the chair: "Acupuncture, you know, you just sit, you don't have to lie down." ”

"He's going to use acupuncture to cure depression?"

"Isn't acupuncture about taking off your clothes? Otherwise, how to find the acupuncture points? ”

"Anyway, acupuncture should be lying down. He even wanted the patient to sit? ”

"Pretend to be tired, come to a bottle of Jiaduobao, the energy of pretending to be forced is beyond your imagination! Ha ha. ”

The patient looked at the needle in Qi Xunsi's hand, gritted his teeth, and sat up straight in the chair, he chose to believe Qi Xunsi.

"Isn't this man sick in the head?"

"Brain show funny?"

At this moment, Wang Zhidong under the diagnosis and treatment table shouted: "Stop!" What do you want? ”

Qi Xunsi glanced at him a little and said slowly: "What else can you do, of course it's a needle." ”

"Will you prick? Are you a doctor? Do you have a doctor's license? Why are you pierced? Do you dare to pierce? Wang Zhidong said a bunch of words in one breath, and then looked at Qi Xunsi with a sneer.

"What do you mean by that?" Qi Xunsi raised his head and looked at Wang Zhidong coldly and said.

"Did I say yes? Don't you dare? What if you kill someone? Otherwise, let me do it. Wang Zhidong stood up from the chair, he felt that he had pierced the true face of Qi Xunsi, and he was very proud for a while.

"You don't have a good waist, I guess you'll be flashing in a while." Qi Xunsi suddenly had a flash of inspiration, came up with a fun thing, and looked at Wang Zhidong who was about to demolish the stage for himself with a smile.

"I have a bad back? Lao Tzu is only 29 years old, and his waist is very good! You don't fool me......" Wang Zhidong didn't react for a while.

While Wang Zhidong was talking, Qi Xunsi only muttered in a voice that could be heard around him: "I'll let you flash your waist in a while, Xiao Hei, bite him!" I'll give you a hidden technique, don't poison it, just take a bite. Qi Xunsi's pocket moved, and an invisible black object rushed out of his pocket and rushed towards Wang Zhidong, who was in a daze, and rushed out with lightning.

Wang Zhidong then covered his waist and let out a miserable scream, if Wang Zhidong went home to take a bath, he could be found on his back with a mark similar to a reptile bite, especially like a snake bite.

"See, your waist is flashing, say you still don't listen." Qi Xunsi pretended to be very helpless and secretly took back the invisible Xiao Hei.

"Ahh Pain! Pain! Pain! You...... It's definitely you...... Dry! Wang Zhidong gritted his teeth and fell into the chair.

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense, which eye did you see that I hurt you? If it's okay, don't make any noise, call anything, be careful that my lawyer sends you a lawyer's letter. Qi Xunsi said with a smug smile.

"You...... You...... What did you say? Wang Zhidong didn't know what to say for a while, and the pain made him lose the idea of fighting back.

"Hey...... Rest well, the patient is still here. Saying that, Qi Xunsi took out the first needle and stabbed it hard, and the patient was about to bear the pain under the stab and let out a scream, but he was suddenly stunned, how could it not hurt? Didn't you get in?

It was true that it was not pierced, and Qi Xunsi just placed the needle just a little away from the patient's skin.

"First shot: Diagnosis, I'll see your illness first." After Qi Xunsi finished speaking, he sat opposite the patient and did not move, just looked at the patient directly, and never said a word again.

"What is he doing?"

"I think it's a bluff."

"It's been 5 minutes and I'm still seeing a patient."

"Huh? Isn't that right? How did that silver needle turn black? "Someone finally found Ni Duan.

"Darkened? Well, it seems like it's a bit of a thing. ”

"Look, look, it's getting dark again!"

After a while, the silver needle became a veritable "black needle"!

"It seems that the condition is worse than I thought." Qi Xunsi sighed and said: "If you fall out of love, you will fall out of love, what kind of depression do you have, your mental ability to bear it is too weak!" ”

"Second shot: Slow, I'll control your condition first, slow down the disease." Qi Xunsi said, and went down with another needle. There is still no contact with the patient's skin.

"Third Shot: Treatment."

"You can always be cured this time, right?" The patient asked impatiently.

"Yes, this injection is half the way around." Qi Xunsi stabbed again.

"Half better?" The patient asked, confused.

"That's right, I also found a hidden problem when I released the first shot just now, and I guess you already know it, this problem should be the cause of your depression, and falling out of love is only part of the disease." Qi Xunji said with a smile as he looked at the patient.

"High ...... O master! How did you know I had advanced stomach cancer? The patient cried out in surprise.

"Hehe, when the first injection went down, I did a physical examination by the way, and I found out, is there anything wrong?" Qi Xunsi smiled slightly.

"That's right! That's right! It's a miracle doctor! The patient was ecstatic and said, "So, you must know how to treat stomach cancer?" ”

"Fart! It's a fart! Wang Zhidong didn't know when he stood up again: "Advanced stomach cancer is a terminal disease!" How can it be cured? ”

Yang Lao suddenly remembered in the audience that Qi Xunsi had cured a person with advanced stomach cancer! Orthographic Yang! To be precise, it was not cured, but only to continue life.

"Do you still want to use the life extension gold ......" Yang Lao involuntarily stood up and asked loudly to Qi Xunsi on the stage, but he immediately realized that something was wrong, and quickly sat down with a red face.

"What was Elder Yang talking about just now?"

"How do I know, I really want to hear what Elder Yang says about renewing his life, renewing his life or something."

"Could it be that this young man has ever cured a patient with advanced stomach cancer? No wonder he is qualified to replace Wang Zhidong. ”

"! How is this possible? "Qi Xunsi felt a headache, why did he get involved in the life-sustaining golden pill again?" Next comes the fourth shot: Raw! Cure-all! Qi Xunsi shook his head speechlessly, and then pricked it with a needle, this time it was really pierced, and immediately the patient's face obviously eased a lot.

"That's not right, why do you still use the ...... to prolong your life, curing all diseases" Yang Lao got up again and quickly sat down again.

"It's not big or small, didn't I find the fifth needle of the five needles at that time, and I didn't find a full set of needles, even if I had the first four needles, I couldn't use it! You think I want to use the life-sustaining golden pill. Qi Shunji muttered quietly.

"Okay, the cancer has been cured, the depression has been cured, I can pass the test, right?" Qi Xunsi put away all the needles, and then looked at Fu Lao, who was on the rostrum, and said casually.

The patient was pushed down by the medical staff to go for a comprehensive examination, and after waiting for about an hour, a staff member ran onto the rostrum with a thick stack of test reports, his face was excited and disbelieving.

"Huh? Oh...... Oh, I announce that Qi Shunji has passed! Fu Lao, who saw the test report, was also stunned for a long time and did not come back to his senses. In the end, it was also excited to announce that Qi Shunji had won.

After Qi Xunsi sat back in his seat, he explained the reason why he didn't use the fourth needle when he treated Zhengzi Yang, but Yang Lao was still a little curious and said, "So what is the fifth needle?" ”

"The fifth needle, it's better for you not to know, the fifth needle is: death, you can think about what it means." Qi Xunsi said with a wry smile.

"Why don't you let me know what you're talking about..... Lose?! Death!? Yang Lao was thinking about it, and suddenly he was startled and blurted out.

"Looks like you're not stupid, ahaha." Qi Xunsi took out the fifth needle and shook it proudly in front of Yang Lao's eyes and put it back, which frightened Yang Lao for a moment.

"! Is this guy an alien or not? Yang Lao looked at Qi Xunsi with an unwilling expression and thought. Please Baidu "Throw Book Network" Thank you for your support!