Phantom Dream snorted, knowing that this kind of scoundrel was not worth her abandonment, she sat back.

In the lounge,

"Eh, isn't this phantom dream the one who will find fault with you one day?"

Zhuge Xia Heng asked.

"Well, that's her. ”

Li Changsheng was a little helpless, he saw Song Yiren's eyes that contained warnings.

"She's actually pretty good, but she's met someone who's just as shameless as you. ”

Zhuge Xia Heng said with a smile.

"You're fart, where am I shameless? I'm not shameless at all, okay?"

Li Changsheng said with wide eyes.

It's about his face.

Zhuge Xia Heng rolled his eyes, this guy is really thick-skinned.

Lin Tianhua turned around, looked at Zhao Gongjie and said:

"You keep asking the question and I'll answer it. ”

Zhao Gongjie smiled slightly, and the exit was a chapter.

"I got one yuan, bought sugar, abducted young children, got 60,000, then 2,000, looked for a woman in the dust, finished the work, lost it, took her kidney, made up a dozen, bought ammunition, stole it from the bank, and got 5 million. The money is there, in order not to worry about the things behind him, he feels that the bad things are done, and he needs to be corrected, and he meets an old man who falls down at noon, so he helps him, and the remaining octagonal is left. ”

It's this kind of nonsensical spoof joke article again.

Lin Tianhua had a plan, and when Zhao Gongjie thought that he was sure to win, Lin Tianhua spoke.

"I used to be a teacher, but the student was abducted by the wicked, so he was dismissed, in order to make a living, into the green building, who knew that he was charmed by a traitor, and then woke up, he had lost his kidney, for medical expenses, he swept the floor in the bank, he was hijacked, the bank was robbed, he turned white overnight, fell down at noon, met a person to help, and then he was blackmailed 5 million yuan, and since then he has no worries about food and clothing. ”

After hearing this, Zhao Gongjie couldn't help but take a few steps back and looked at Lin Tianhua with a shocked face.

This guy is actually right!

"I lost!"

Zhao Gongjie admits defeat, and it seems that he can't win against the other party in this aspect.

Lin Tianhua won a game with a calm face, after all, he usually won too many opponents, just one Zhao Gongjie, not worth making him happy.

"Next, I'm going to play. ”

The captain beside Song Yiren stepped forward.

"Okay, the second question, this one is a simple one, and it is a Chinese question for primary school students. ”

The moderator spoke.

Requirements: Connect the following four sentences with related words:

(1) Sister Li was paralyzed;

(2) Sister Li tenaciously learns:

(3) Sister Li has learned many foreign languages:

(4) Sister Li learned acupuncture. ”

This kind of question is really simple, it is indeed a question for primary school students, but in the eyes of some ordinary people, it is naturally easy to get the answer.

(The correct answer is nothing more than this: Although Sister Li is paralyzed, she has studied tenaciously and has not only learned many foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture.) ）

But in the eyes of Lin Tianhua and the captain, this kind of question will inevitably not be so simple, and presumably it should be given according to the level of the article written.

The captain spoke first:

Although Sister Li tenaciously learned acupuncture and drank many foreign languages, she was still paralyzed. ”

Immediately, the more fierce Lin Tianhua wrote:

"Sister Li not only learned foreign languages, but also acupuncture, she studied so tenaciously that she was finally paralyzed!"

According to this logic, the captain continued to speak: "The reason why Sister Li is paralyzed is because of her tenacious study, not only did she learn many foreign languages, but she even learned acupuncture. ”

It seems that the people in this team are not normal people, Lin Tianhua thought in his heart, then he naturally will not admit defeat: "Sister Li is such a tenacious learner, not only learned many foreign languages and acupuncture, but also learned to be paralyzed in the end. ”

When the captain saw that Lin Tianhua was still engaged in this kind of operation, he naturally would not admit defeat: "Sister Li has learned many foreign languages, learned acupuncture, and is tenaciously studying to be paralyzed. ”

Lin Tianhua saw that this captain was actually on par with himself, and secretly said in his heart that it would not work if he didn't have some fierce medicine.

Through tenacious study, Sister Li learned many foreign languages and acupuncture, but she was paralyzed by a foreign language version of the acupuncture book. ”

Awesome!

It's really awesome!

Everyone didn't expect that this Lin Tianhua's brain hole was so big.

"This captain doesn't seem to be able to do it either!"

Zhuge Xia Heng looked at the situation in the audience and said.

At this time, an old man walked in from outside the door, and he smiled and looked at the crowd at the scene and spoke.

"Originally, it was impossible for them to win against Lin Tianhua. ”

When Teacher Wu saw the visitor, he hurriedly got up and bowed and said:

"Professor Yi!"

Then he turned around and introduced to the crowd:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this one is Professor Yi Daoping, a special professor at our First University in the South, as for his deeds, I think you should know better than me, right?"

Everyone nodded excitedly.

Huaxia Rice Saint, Yi Daoping!

And unlike the others, Li Changsheng stood up and saluted his disciple, and said respectfully:

"Teacher!"

Everyone was shocked, it turned out that this Li Changsheng was Yi Daoping's disciple?

Then isn't he the strange person who was spread on the Internet before

"Lin Tianhua is the pride of Peking University, although I also hope that a few new students from the D department can defeat him, but this person is versatile, and it is even more difficult to win him!"

Yi Daoping sat next to Li Changsheng, and when he saw Artemis behind Li Changsheng, he was slightly stunned, obviously shocked by her ugly face, but he quickly recovered, looking at his beloved apprentice, he didn't know what to think in his heart.

"Teacher, those two old professors left in a hurry, and they asked me to say sorry to you. ”

Li Changsheng wiped the buttocks of the two old guys, Gandalf and Dumbledore.

"I know, I know!"

Yi Daoping nodded, then took out Artemis' student ID and handed it to Artemis.

"This is your student ID, welcome to study at the First University of the South, you are the first international student in our university!"

Artemis woke up from his elven magic cultivation, looked at the amiable old man in front of him, smiled and nodded, and said softly, "Thank you!"

Originally, her smile made many people turn their heads, after all, she was too ugly.

But as soon as she spoke, it was the first time she had spoken in front of everyone.

Her voice was so good, as if she were a fairy.

Divine, noble, elegant, beautiful.

If it weren't for the fact that she was too ugly, and changed to any face that was okay to look at, there would really be many people who couldn't help but come forward to talk to her in order to gain a good impression.

"You're welcome!"

Yi Daoping was also stunned for a moment by Artemis's beautiful voice.

At this moment, Zhuge Xia Heng spoke:

"Look, that one Lin Tianhua has defeated many opponents in a row, and now only his sister-in-law is left!"

(End of chapter)