Song Yumeng's words, x

What is Maoshan's long-lost puppetry?

The four-eyed Taoist is what I said, this puppet technique is just a very ordinary Taoist technique in the Maoshan Dao Method. How did it become a long-lost legend in Song Yumeng's mouth?

Actually, I don't know, this puppetry, of course, is very ordinary in the zombie uncle movie world. However, in my real world, this puppet technique has long been lost. That's why Song Yumeng was so shocked when he saw me performing puppetry.

"Hehe, Song Yumeng, what did you say just now, thirty years of Guangdong, thirty years of Guangxi, you chased me just now, and now, I want to play with you..."

"Haha..."I laughed heartily, holding the puppet, so that Song Yumeng couldn't move.

Then, at once, I 'piapia' twice and shook the puppet in both mouths.

Suddenly, Song Yumeng's face was left with two red marks, as if he had been beaten.

"Bastard, Yan Huohuo, you dare to slap me..."

"Oops, what's wrong with slapping you." I laughed cheaply, feeling that it was not cool enough to hit the puppet on the face, so I came directly to Song Yumeng.

Then, he stretched out his right hand and patted her delicate face gently.

"This thin-skinned and tender meat, I don't know what will happen if I slap it hard? Beauty, I'm curious—" I chuckled and patted her face lightly with my hand.

"Yan Huohuo, if you want to have a kind, you will beat me hard, and my face will be swollen, if you don't swell, you are not a man!"

"Uh..."

Ma Dan, Lao Tzu was still a little pitiful and didn't want to hit so hard, but since you begged me to fight, then I am not satisfied with you, and it is too unkind.

“pia~~”

I picked up my right hand and printed it on Song Yumeng's face with five fingers.

"You... You're a **, you're a brute, you're really fighting. Yan Huohuo, are you still a man? Even women, you fight! ”

I'll pull it away, this woman, she's rude, she's so unreasonable.

Just now, I said that if I don't slap your face swollen, you're not a man.

Now, after beating you, I say that I beat a woman and not a man.

Could it be that why the hell does this ask me to hold your hand and hold mine, so that you can deeply understand what a real man is?

“pia~~”

"Hey, hey... Whether I'm a man or not, wait a minute, you'll know. "I said obscenely, facing Song Yumeng, I came to 'catch the nai dragon claw hand'.

Song Yumeng was touched by me, and his face was covered in disbelief.

"You... You...... How dare you! ”

“pia~~”

What don't you dare.

Not only do I want you to use the 'Dragon Claw Hand', but I also want to teach you how to shoot 'sycophants'.

Thinking like this, he picked up his right hand, slapped her ass three times in a row, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Song Yumeng, you are now my prisoner, and you are not honest." Today, I will teach you how to be a down-to-earth person and teach you how to pat yourself on the back..."

As he spoke, it was Piapiapia again, and he slapped her ass a few times.

I don't know, did I shoot the horse's ass as a monkey's ass and become red?

Song Yumeng gritted his teeth and endured it silently.

Her eyes, when she looked at me, were full of resentment.

I don't know if it's my delusion, but I also found that her eyes were covered with a layer of mist.

"Yan Huohuo, kill me, kill me, don't trample on my dignity again..."Song Yumeng said coldly.

"I'm a sycophant, I haven't filmed enough. How willing to kill you. "I was hooked, I was hooked, and I came a few more times.

"I... It's not a horse, it's my ass, it's not a horse's ass~ shares!! ”

"Yes, you're not a horse, you're a female monkey, a horse's ass, but not as warped as you, so red..."

"Brute!!"

I suddenly felt that it was no fun to make sycophants.

Quit.

Changed to 'Monkey Steals Peach'.

I'll steal, and I'll catch it again...

Ah, this peach is not ripe yet.

It's not popular enough, it seems that I'm going to get acquainted with her.

Play with this peach with water stains, play with red and glamorous, and play with a hard peach heart...

In this way, after humiliating Song Yumeng for a few minutes, he felt that he had enough evil anger.

Thinking of the words that had been promised to Song Yuqi on Gu Snake Island, he sighed and planned to let her go.

However, it was at this time that something happened...

I saw that Song Yumeng, who was still closing his eyes just now, letting me be humiliated, letting me pat on the back, and picking peaches, suddenly opened his eyes.

A pair of cold eyes fell on me.

"Bang!!"

Suddenly, a snow-white toad jumped beside me, and in an instant, it bit down on the puppet I was holding.

"Click~~" sound, the puppet... Broken!!

"It's over." I chuckled in my heart, I forgot about this damn toad.

The puppet shattered, and the puppetry was naturally broken.

Song Yumeng was naturally able to move.

She looked at me coldly, like a dead man.

As for me, he sadly found that my hand was still stretched out in Song Yumeng's clothes, and my palm was still holding one of her 'peaches'.

"That's... Otherwise, I'll let you call back......" I said incoherently with a bitter face.

"Bang!!" Song Yumeng gave me a leg directly.

Grass. This leg, she kicked directly at my crotch, fortunately I turned my body a little, otherwise, if I was hit directly by that one, it is estimated that I will be cut off in the future.

However, even so, I was kicked in the lower abdomen by her leg and flew out more than a meter.

I just wanted to get up and run, but I didn't expect that with a whoosh, Song Yumeng smashed into my body like a cannonball.

Damn, she actually soared into the air, and then, sitting heavily on top of me.

To put it mildly, she almost sat down on my.

Her legs, pressed against my body, made me unable to move.

"You... How dare you hit me... Fart... Fart. ”

"She also said that I was a female monkey and touched me... There, just touch it, and catch it desperately, and catch it all out... Here comes the traces! ”

"Unforgivable, damn it. No one has ever touched me there, and you dare... Yes!! ”

Song Yumeng's chest rose and fell violently, remembering the scene just now, he was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

"Pia, pia, pia..."Song Yumeng slapped me more than a dozen times in a row to vent his anger.

My face was swollen like a pig's head from her beating.

"If you hit me in the face, I will pay you back tenfold!!"

After the slap in the face, she lifted me hard and turned me over, and then, bang, bang, he still spanked my ass.

"You don't like to pat yourself on the back, okay, I'll shoot you!!"

"Bang, bang..."

I grass! I've never found out that a woman, spanking, can actually hurt so much.

If I continue to beat this again, my ass will probably be broken.

This is nothing, next, Song Yumeng is even more excessive, she pulled a bamboo tendon from the side, and used the bamboo tendon to whip me.

That's what really hurts, and the bamboo tendons are whipped on the buttocks, like whips are whipped up.

Song Yumeng showed no mercy at all, almost used the force of breastfeeding, and beat me fiercely.

"Oops, oops... Don't fight! I clutched my ass and screamed in pain.

"pia~~" But as soon as I covered my hand, the bamboo tendons hit my hand, and it hurt even more, so I hurriedly took my hand away again.

As soon as the hand is taken away, the ass suffers again.

"Hiss~"

I kept gasping in my mouth, thinking to myself, if Song Yumeng continues to whip him, I will really be beaten to death by her.

As I went along, all of a sudden, something fell out of me.

That thing, half a jade pendant, was put in my pocket, and now, as I rolled my body, I slipped out of my pocket.

The half of the jade pendant, glowing green, looked so conspicuous in the dark night.

The whole jade pendant was originally carved with two flowers. However, because the jade pendant was divided into two halves, there was only one flower on this half of the jade pendant...

Looking at the half of the jade pendant, Song Yumeng, who was about to pick up the bamboo tendons and beat me again, stopped the movement in his hand.

She was stunned for a long time, and then muttered, "It's... How could it be on you!! ”

As soon as these words came out, he quickly bent down, picked up the half of the jade pendant, and then, squatting in front of me with it, and asked, "Yan Huohuo, tell me quickly, why is it on my body?" ”

"What about its owner?"

I struggled to stand up and said, "Its owner, dead!" ”

"Smack~~" As soon as these words came out, Song Yumeng's hand holding half a jade pendant trembled.

Immediately, the half of the jade pendant quietly slipped from her hand and fell to the ground.

There happened to be a stone on the ground. The jade pendant happened to hit the stone.

In an instant, the half of the jade pendant was shattered.

And the flower carved on the half of the jade pendant also withered with the shattering of the jade pendant...