Chapter 234: Shaking your hand is a slap
Mystic Falls Town.
In the wee hours of the morning.
“? G~”
Owen let out a long sigh, rolled over and lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling, only to feel bored for a while.
"What's wrong?"
Caroline opened her eyes and looked at her in bewilderment.
"Nothing. ”
Owen said wistfully: "It's just that I suddenly thought of some things and felt a little emotional." ”
"Can you tell me what it is?"
Caroline arched into Owen's arms, blinked, and asked with some trepidation.
"It's just a matter of thinking about the future of some friends. ”
Owen said casually.
"A friend's future?"
Caroline was stunned for a moment, and said with a look of adoration: "Owen, can you predict the future?"
Owen was noncommittal and perfunctory: "In some ways, that's not wrong. ”
"Can you see my future......
Caroline opened and closed her mouth and said excitedly, but the voice that fell in Owen's ears became lower and lower, and the movements became slower and slower, and later, Owen even forgot that Caroline existed.
At this moment, he inexplicably felt particularly boring, and the expectation of permutation and combination of pattern applause was reduced to a minimum.
On the contrary, in the positive universe, the figures of Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and others kept flashing in Owen's mind, which made him especially nostalgic.
"It's incredible!"
Owen exclaimed in his heart: "Who would have thought that I, Owen, the Eternal Kidney King, the legendary tuner, the supreme conductor, and the Akina Float God?......? Lee, one day, would be so bored with applause......
Since it is because of the emotions caused by thinking of Sheldon and Leonard, it is better to go back and meet them and eliminate this sudden emotion.
Yes, it was such a happy decision!"
Thinking of this, Owen's mind sank into consciousness, communicated with the American drama system, and directly issued an order to return to the positive universe, not to mention that he could travel again at any time, even if he couldn't locate the crossing again, with the endless number of the negative universe, Owen didn't care about this world of vampire diaries.
It's not indispensable, it's still the best idea!
Positive Universe.
Pasadena.
TBBT Apartments.
Room 4A.
“what the hole?!”
Leonard and Owen pushed the door in, and when they saw Sheldon sitting on the couch with a cat in his hand and a dozen cats around him, Leonard immediately wailed.
"Hi Leonard, Owen. ”
Sheldon smiled and pointed to the cats and said, "You've already met Dr. Oppenheimer, this is Dr. Frisch, Dr. Panofsky, Dr. Feynman, Dr. Weskov......"
“ok,ok!”
Leonard interrupted, "We all know that you've brought in all the members of the Manhattan Project. ”
The names named by Sheldon are all researchers who developed the atomic bomb in the United States and codenamed the Manhattan Project, all of whom are famous scientific giants.
"Not exactly. ”
Sheldon raised the cat in his hand and said with a weird smile: "I named this one Brother Sharp, don't you think it's very sharp?"
“......”
Leonard was speechless.
Syllable!
“oh,my god!”
With a crisp slap, the scene suddenly fell silent, and after a few seconds, Leonard came back to his senses and exclaimed, "Owen, what are you doing?"
"Made in advance the wish you have been thinking about for many years. ”
Owen raised the slap he had just slapped Sheldon, shook it and laughed, "Don't tell me, you didn't want to do that!"
"Uh~"
Leonard froze, unable to say anything to refute, and caught a glimpse of Sheldon still stunned there, the corners of his eyes and mouth twitched at the same time, and he looked like he was about to cry, and asked puzzledly: "Why did you suddenly hit Sheldon?"
"I had a dream last night that Sheldon won the Nobel Prize~"
Owen looked at Sheldon scrutinically, and sighed, "Now that Sheldon is a cat man again, I just want to make sure if I'm still dreaming? ”
"You dreamed that I won the Nobel Prize?"
The twitching of the corners of Sheldon's eyes and mouth disappeared, and he exclaimed with surprise.
"Not bad. ”
Owen bowed his head and said, "I not only dreamed that you won the Nobel Prize, but also dreamed of a lot of things, do you want to know?"
"Yes, yes!"
Sheldon said excitedly.
The Nobel Prize is the highest award in the scientific community, although professionally, it is not as good as Owen's Fields Medal in mathematics, but it is a well-deserved highest scientific honor in terms of popularity, which is also Sheldon's dream since childhood.
Now I suddenly hear someone say that he will win the Nobel Prize, or Owen, the 'earthling' whom he identifies with, this excitement is so strong, what is it to be slapped by Owen?
"Good. ”
Owen smiled: "This dream is very real and interesting, it would be a pity to say it casually, so how about I feast you all tonight on the yacht of the Eternal Spear, and then tell you everything I dreamed about you?"
"Good, good!"
When Leonard heard the Eternal Spear yacht, his eyes lit up and he replied loudly.
"Oh~"
Sheldon pursed his mouth and sighed, he really wanted to know immediately, but under Owen's eyes, he nodded and agreed.
"No cats!"
Owen added.
"Oh~"
Sheldon let out another wail.
"Since you are dreaming, if you want to determine whether you are dreaming or not, you should also hit yourself, why hit Sheldon?"
After Sheldon returned to the bedroom, Leonard suddenly thought of something and looked at Owen with a strange look in his eyes.
"Huh. ”
The corners of Owen's mouth curled slightly: "In the dream, it was you who slapped Sheldon and robbed everyone of the opportunity, and now that I have the opportunity, I naturally want to try it first." ”
"Really?"
Leonard was inexplicably surprised, raised his right hand, looked at it and looked at it, hehe smiled, slapped Sheldon in the face, tsk, this scene is exciting to listen to, even if it is Owen's dream, it is also very cool.
Night.
On the yacht Lance of Eternity.
"Wow! what a beautiful yacht!"
The three girls were all first-time visitors and had no resistance to this superyacht, and the three of them looked around under Penny's leadership.
"Why did you let her come?"
Sheldon looked at Amy's back and asked unhappily.
"She's also the one who appears in the dream, so naturally she wants to come. ”
Owen smiled: "And you can deceive yourself, but you can't deceive all of us, your feelings for Amy are not ordinary, otherwise you wouldn't be like the lovelorn Leonard, who used a cat to numb himself." ”
"Why are you using me as an example......
The corners of Leonard's mouth twitched, and he snorted unpleasantly.
He was dumped by Penny before, and he did have a cat, and during that time, his whole person was immersed in the emotion that he would be lonely and only have a cat as his companion, and now that he comes out and thinks about it, it is really a little embarrassing.
"Did you really hit him?"
Howard leaned into Owen's ear and asked secretly, and after Owen nodded, he said with admiration: "It's amazing, why didn't I think of this method earlier? Otherwise, I would have been the first person to slap Shelton, it's exciting to think about~"
Bang Bang Bang!
“guys,guys!”
Owen clapped his hands and shouted, "Let's take a seat, and we all enjoy the food and drink while chatting." ”
"Good. ”
No one rejected the arrangement.
On the top of the yacht, the luxurious dining table has been full of wine and delicacies, the waiter helped everyone to arrange, retreated, everyone sat around the dining table, picked up the goblet, smelled the mellow aroma of the top wine in the cup, raised their heads slightly, you can see the bright starry sky, and you can't think about it badly.
“cheers!”
“cheers!×n!”
At Owen's signal, everyone raised their glasses and drank a glass together.
"Can you say it now?"
Shelton, the only one who drank Coke, as if he was not worldly, interrupted the atmosphere of the gathering in the unhappy eyes of Penny and others, and said bluntly: "You said that I won the Nobel Prize, did I have a breakthrough in string theory?"
"I don't know about that. ”
Owen glanced at Amy, who was expressionless and uninhibited, and said with a meaningful smile: "But I know who won this Nobel Prize with you~"
"Wow~"
Penny has the highest emotional intelligence, and she instantly realized it, covering her mouth and exclaiming.
"Who?"
Sheldon said cutely.
"Is it me?"
Amy was surprised: "I'm a neurobiologist, but my colleagues and I are working on mapping the neural matrix, which is conducive to facilitating global information processing, which requires serious reasoning, including various scientific experiments, and theoretically speaking, our higher-level research can indeed win the Nobel Prize in physics." ”
"You!
When Sheldon heard this again, he was as excited as ever: "Unified field theory, to a certain extent, explains everything, and naturally can also explain neurobiology, and what you said about the process of thinking processing with drawing and reproducing my calculus unified field theory, and summarizing my conclusions into your equations, is simply a despicable mental game." ”
"Looks like we're still at an impasse. ”
Amy looked at Owen expressionlessly, "The dream you had was really just a dream. ”
"Huh. ”
Owen smiled, "In the dream, Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper and Dr. Amy Phila Fowler didn't say that~"
“what?!×n!”
The crowd screamed.
"You're not kidding, are you?"
After a while, Leonard said incredulously, "In your dream, they got married?"
"It's not just them. ”
Owen looked around and said, "Howard and Bernadette, you and Penny, are both married." ”
"What about me?"
Rajesh couldn't help but ask.
"Well~"
Owen tilted his head and thought about it, and said seriously: "You have a little guizi." ”
Rajesh's face stiffened, and he exclaimed unhappily: "They are all married, how can I only have Xiao Guizi, don't I even have a girlfriend?"
"You're a foreigner, it's already good to have Xiao Guizi by your side, what else do you want?"
Owen complained.
“......”
Rajesh was speechless, and a tear flashed in the corner of his eye, but in the United States, this can only be a happy teardrop......
"Ahem, that's enough. ”
Owen saw that Howard and Bernadette were already kissing over there, and couldn't help coughing and said, "There is such a good wine and food here, don't force us to feed us dog food." ”
"I'm sorry. ”
Howard said with a hippie smile: "We just got engaged, we can't help it, you know~"
"Penny and I are also married?"
Leonard tried his best to suppress the smile on the corner of his mouth, but there was extreme satisfaction in his eyes with Owen's dream.
Some time ago, he had a relationship with Rajesh's Indian sister, and in the end, the Indian sister went back to India, and Leonard couldn't accept the long-distance relationship artifact provided by Howard, and was finally greened.
Fortunately, he was mentally prepared for a long time, and he was not hit too hard, but he was single, and in the face of Penny, whom he often met, he naturally rose up again to pursue the mind.
"How is this possible~"
Petunia avoided Leonard's burning gaze and muttered insincerely.
Some time ago, Leonard fell in love with an Indian girl, which made her realize that she had worked hard for several years to raise Leonard to be an excellent boyfriend, but she was completely cheaper than others, just because she had died before and gave up on her own initiative.
Reminded by Bernadette and Amy, she is horrified to find out what if Leonard is her real son, so when Leonard and the Indian girl play for real, she regrets it very much.
Now hearing Owen say that she and Leonard are married, even if it is a dream, her heart is beautiful, especially the burning eyes projected by Leonard, which makes her heart suddenly feel at the bottom, Leonard is still the nerd who is extremely obsessed with her, this feeling is great.
"How could it be. ”
Owen smiled playfully, "After he planted a seed in your belly, can you still fly?"
“what~”
The corners of Leonard's mouth were completely closed, which is a really good idea, maybe I should try it......
“holy shit!”
Penny scolded secretly, caught a glimpse of Leonard's eager gaze, and said vigilantly in her heart: "You must be wary of this trick, in case you really get a big belly, when you get to the wedding, when you face the pastor and ask, 'Are you willing to marry him?', I have a big belly, I can't agree or not!"
"I'm sorry, guys, guys!"
Sheldon looked left and right, saw that everyone's attention was completely distracted, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "What we need to focus on now is that I won the Nobel Prize!"
“e on!”
Penny complained, "We're all more interested in you and Amy getting married, don't you think?"
“yes!×n!”
The crowd chimed in.
"Interesting. ”
Amy said expressionlessly: "Howard and Bernadette are married, Leonard has enlarged Penny's belly, and Rajesh and Xiao Guizi are both living and amphibious, so it is also possible that I and Sheldon will marry in terms of probability."
Owen, tell me, after getting married, am I happy?"
"Ahem. ”
The corners of Owen's mouth twitched, and he coughed lightly: "Amy, what do you mean by happiness?"
"Of course, in terms of applause. ”
Amy said very bluntly.
Penny and Bernadette looked at each other, their expressions helpless.
Before Amy strongly asked to participate in her and Bernadette's best friend night, when talking about each other's privacy, Amy asked about privacy, it was really a girl's privacy, such as an indescribable circumference or something, at that time, Amy also had this serious expression......
"We want to know too!"
Howard, Rajesh, and Leonard shouted in unison.
Sheldon and Amy are only slightly curious about getting married in Owen's dream, but they are extremely curious about whether they will applaud when they get married!
They had always speculated that Sheldon would eat too much Thai food in the future and split the mitosis into two Sheldons, but now the appearance of the alien Amy has made them see another possibility.
Will Sheldon, a 10,000-year-old man, applaud?
"Uh~"
Owen grinned and said vaguely: "Happy, very happy~"
said so on his lips, but he complained in his heart: "If you know that you have been in love for 6 years, living together for 3 years and getting married, and only applauded a pair of hands and a victory gesture (12 times) for a total of 9 years, will you leave directly...... Yes, this must not be said, and it cannot be said that it will be killed!"
What kind of person is Amy?
Although she seems very cold as her mother instructs her to go on a date once a year, she is a god who volunteers to participate in scientific experiments and uses electronic systems to stimulate pleasant areas in the human brain to applaud happily 128 times in a row!
Not to mention the later stage, after she fell in love with Sheldon, she always wanted to swallow Sheldon, the sexy giant baby with baby toning powder, which shows that she cares about happiness very much.
Cold shoulder?
No kidding!
If she learns the truth now, I'm afraid that 90% of her hands will be slapped and turn away, it will be troublesome......