Chapter 162: Worthy of the name of a scheming man!
Fang Mo was stunned.
Isn't this guy drunk? How......
However, he soon discovered that Zhao Jingzong was talking nonsense, because Ye Tingcheng did not hold meat in his hands at all.
"He didn't find me, and even if he did, it wouldn't be a big deal, the big deal was to knock him out, so I'm not afraid." Cai Wenji is even more upright.
Well, what else can Fang Mo say, should he say that it is fortunate that Zhao Jingzong has already drunk too much? Otherwise, if Ye Tingcheng wants to stun people, there is really a way.
There are ways that Fang Mo himself will definitely not be able to bear, let alone others.
However, in order to prevent anyone from being able to see it, or the camera recorded everything here, Fang Mo still low-key and took the meat skewers and a clean pot away.
He hadn't eaten much just now, and there would always be some quirks in the Daomen, so he wasn't afraid that he would be suspected, and besides, what about doubt? Don't you just like to eat alone? Who's in the way?
Fang Mo's mentality was very good, holding a pot and carrying two bags, he slowly went upstairs, found a room casually, and he got in.
As for Zhao Jingzong and Xiao Xiang, he has already asked a few bodyguards to go over and watch, I believe that it can be arranged safely, this is absolutely not to worry about, because these people are professional, after all, people who want to be bodyguards must at least know a little temporary first aid measures.
Therefore, he didn't have to worry about whether these two people would end up drinking too much and dying.
……
Plugging in the electricity and waiting for the water to boil, Fang Mo quietly moved the stool and approached Ye Chengcheng, sniffing deeply the fragrance between her hair, and unconsciously ......
A head flew.
"What are you doing? Strange itch, stop making trouble! Ye Tingcheng's head was in the sky, and he said this passage completely with a smile on his face.
What else could Fang Mo say? can only be obedient and obedient.
Ye Chengcheng is good anywhere, it's just this scary problem, but it can't be changed, it was originally a very ambiguous, or very intimate scene, but it can always be quickly converted to ...... Horror scenes.
If the heart is not big enough, it can be said that it is impossible to have such a wife in this life.
Think about it, when you are making out, suddenly a dead man's head flies......
It's exciting!
"Alright, alright, I'll sit away a little, you better recover." Fang Mo reluctantly moved the stool away, of course, it was said to sit away, but in fact, the distance between the two small people also belonged to an intimate position.
But the appearance must be made, otherwise, tonight, he will wait to see his head fly all night, this is definitely not an exaggeration, but it will happen, and it is something that has already happened.
Thinking back then, Fang Mo was a fledgling and had a spirit of exploration, in an accident, he restrained Ye Tingcheng, when he finally came into contact with the other party's small lips, he was trying to get closer slowly, and by the way, he was cheap, and even ......
When.
Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly......
Ye Chengcheng became torn apart, and in an instant all his desires were gone, it was a heavy blow, so that Fang Mo did not recover for half a year, from then on, he would no longer move easily, unless it was a matter of course.
Otherwise......
It will scare people to death!
……
Ye Tingcheng's head fell, and then she took the chopsticks, slowly put the pieces of meat into the pot, and slowly soaked them.
"Eat less, don't wait until you start having stomach problems again." Fang Mo hurriedly reminded.
Although Ye Tingcheng can eat things, to be honest, her stomach is definitely not so simple, especially so much food, which always needs to be digested.
In the past, she ate relatively little, and after a little practice, it passed, but sometimes, when she encountered something delicious, her mouth was non-stop, and naturally, there would be all kinds of stomach troubles.
It's just that ghosts and people are two completely different things, when Ye Tingcheng starts to have stomach troubles, she will be super uncomfortable, even if she tears her body apart, there is no relief, she can only rely on continuous cultivation to digest.
Fang Mo actually knew it, but he originally had the intention of letting Ye Chengcheng cultivate, so he didn't think about stopping the other party from eating at all, otherwise, he could have stopped it perfectly, and even developed a better talisman.
"Know-pull!"
Ye Qingcheng smiled sweetly, and turned like a little devil with horns on his head, and began to gulp down a pot of meat.
Fang Mo couldn't help but laugh.
I just want you to eat more, but I won't explain it, otherwise, when you react, I will be unlucky, only after the persuasion, you go to eat again, then I will be embarrassed.
Speaking of which, Fang Mo is a person with a heart.
He would pretend to persuade him every time, especially when he saw that Ye Tingcheng had eaten a lot of food, every time, because he had suffered such a loss once before.
Back then, Ye Chengcheng had eaten and drunk enough, and then he encountered some fruits...... Fang Mo didn't know whether to let her eat it or not, but he couldn't bear it, so he could only give the food.
In the end, Ye Chengcheng's fate was extremely "miserable", and he practiced for most of the night.
However, at that time, Fang Mo was not much better, he also followed the cultivation for half a night, and not only that, at the beginning, he was also highly "courteous" by Ye Qingcheng, that is, arching his hand and stretching out his fist......
After that day, he was a national treasure...... , with panda eyes.
Since then, he has known that women are unreasonable, obviously they like to eat, but once there is a problem, all kinds of problems will be transformed into men.
In fact, Fang Mo has seen many such examples before, such as the kind of childgiving scene often played on TV, which one gave birth to a child, not shouting her husband's name fiercely?
In reality, it is estimated to be similar.
But when it was cool, it was two people who were cool together, this was a two-person climbing peak game, and the child was completely accidental......
Ahem.
It seems that saying this is a bit eye-catching.
Thinking of this, Fang Mo suddenly stopped thinking, and just picked up the plate in front of him, and when he wanted to eat something, he found that Ye Tingcheng had already eaten everything cutely.
There were only two pieces of tofu left, three green vegetables, and a half-meat skewer...... Why is there still half a meat skewer? Actually, this was snatched by Fang Mo from Ye Tingcheng's mouth.
As a "scheming man", Fang Mo had to be prepared before, thinking about the food Ye Qingcheng had eaten today, he knew that it would definitely be difficult tonight, in order to let himself have a few words to say at that time, he had to do this.
"Give it to me, you give me ......" Ye Tingcheng didn't give up, but seeing that it had entered Fang Mo's mouth, she could only sit aside and start sulking, pointing to the tofu and green vegetables and said, "You just eat tofu and green vegetables, why do you want to rob me of meat and meat?" Hmph, ignore you! ”
With that, she sat down with a pout.
Fang Mo laughed in his heart, he had the idea of watching a play, but he would never show it on his face, because he was a scheming man, how could he show all his thoughts?
Moreover, once it is shown, it means that his life will definitely not be very good, and it is better not to have such a situation.
……
After eating, Fang Mo went to take a shower and hummed a song, which meant that he was happy today, but he soon became unhappy.
"Mantou, you hurt me!"
"Why didn't you stop me?!"
"Ahhhh......h
"Mantou, you ......"
……
Fang Mo had a stiff expression on his face, staring at Ye Qingcheng who was rolling on the bed, both distressed and speechless, closing the door, he just wanted to go over to check if he could study a good way, and found that a pair of hands had already grabbed him.
"Steamed buns, why don't you stop me, I eat so much, you must know that I will have a stomach, you don't love me anymore!"
"Ahhh
"I'm going to beat you!"
Ye Qingcheng rolled around on the bed, fortunately she wouldn't sweat, otherwise, I am afraid that there would be fine beads of sweat, as if she was giving birth.
Thinking about it, her pain will definitely not be inferior to giving birth to a child, because at this time, she has no ability to digest at all, so she can only hoard food and use cultivation to replace the original human digestive system.
What made Fang Mo speechless the most was actually Ye Tingcheng's performance, he originally thought that he could easily dodge it like this, but he didn't expect that Ye Tingcheng would come up with other reasons.
Thankfully, I was prepared!
Fang Mo felt that the force on his arm was increasing, obviously preparing to lift him up, so he hurriedly said: "I stopped you, the last piece ......of meat, I grabbed it, but in front, you didn't listen to me at all, I also said it at the beginning."
I haven't said it yet.
Fang Mo felt that he flew lightly, and then landed heavily on the bed.
"I don't care, I don't care, you don't love me anymore, you must want to see me hurt so much, you're a scumbag, I don't like you anymore, steamed buns, I don't like you anymore!"
Ye Tingcheng screamed bitterly, but as she continued to move, it seemed that the pain had begun to lessen, and she could already start meditating, but she didn't do it, not only that, she was still writhing.
Practice? It's impossible to cultivate, even if it hurts to death, and today it becomes something worse than a ghost, and it will definitely not cultivate!
Ye Tingcheng was ruthless in her heart, she would never succumb to this pain again, especially: "Scumbag, you are still staring at me, do you want to see me go to cultivate?" I'm telling you, no! Can! Yes! ”
"How did I become a scumbag? I'm just letting you enjoy it, if you don't want to stop eating, why don't you ......" Fang Mo also wanted to explain.
He is a straight man, although he has a little grasp of women's psychology, but compared to the complex and changeable women's hearts, it is only one in a billion.
And he heard......
"Sure enough, why did you let me enjoy it? I don't want to enjoy it, it's all your fault that hurts so much now, you're a scumbag, a scumbag! ”
Ye Tingcheng began to roll in pain again.
Well, reasoning with a woman is a kind of behavior in a wild time...... To put it bluntly, it is an idiot who is not fully developed.
"Okay, okay, I'm a scumbag, you hurry up and cultivate, it'll be fine in a while, you didn't eat too much today, and it probably won't hurt in two or three quarters of an hour."
Fang Mo hurriedly apologized, and by the way, his careful thoughts were also exposed.
Ye Chengcheng suddenly stopped his movements at this time, stared at Fang Mo for a long time, and then said: "Look, you have admitted it yourself, you are a scumbag, sure enough, it's all your fault!" ”
Fang Mo felt that he was so wronged, but fortunately, he was still very strong, besides, when he talked about his girlfriend, he didn't have a time to quarrel?
It's just that if I quarrel with her......
Fang Mo looked at Ye Qingcheng's wonderful figure, pale face, and fierce gaze, and finally shook his head decisively, this is a fatal thing, you must not do it casually, maybe you have to pay for yourself if you argue.
He would never make such a blatant loss-making deal.
……
After two hours of tossing and insulting, Ye Tingcheng finally calmed down and entered the cultivation, even if it was her, she could only brag and think about not cultivating, but if she really didn't cultivate, she couldn't resist it.
Fang Mo sat on the side, his eyes half-open, shook his head, and also entered a state of concentration.
The reason why his eyes were half-open was because he had a certain degree of certainty that he could relieve Ye Tingcheng's pain, but now he was really reluctant to speak.
Otherwise, the scumbag will definitely be buckled on the brain, even if he wants to take it down, it is absolutely impossible.
He had even guessed that Ye Chengcheng would definitely say, "Why didn't you use this method just now?" Are you trying to kill me? Scumbag, scumbag! ”
This has a huge ...... Absolutely.
So Fang Mo just watched from the sidelines, and when Ye Qingcheng couldn't stand it anymore, he would really make a move, of course, now judging from the other party's situation and breath, she should be slowly recovering.
Since he dared to let Ye Qingcheng eat, he had a way to let her digest it, otherwise, this was a dangerous spell at that time, and it was impossible for the Jedi to use it until now.
And once it is used, it means that he can control it, or rather, it is just a little painful, but it is absolutely harmless and there are no sequelae.
Besides, Ye Tingcheng is too lazy, and during this time, he has basically not cultivated well, and he really has to find a way to spur her.
The temptation of food is one of them.
Thinking of this, Fang Mo laughed gloomily from the bottom of his heart.
It is worthy of the name of "scheming man".
(End of chapter)