136.Chapter 136: Twin Flowers (40)
I saw that the two pieces of yin and yang gossip were actually erected on the ground, and the back was leaning against the coffin, I wiped my eyes in disbelief, and Dingqing looked at it, yes, it was indeed erected on the ground, it was really special, this kind of yin and yang hexagram can also be played, I couldn't help laughing all of a sudden, and said: "Guo Fatty, in fact, you are not ugly, but you have a lot of meat." ”
"Brother Jiu, you..."Guo Fatzi said angrily.
A few of us burst out laughing, and after a while, the atmosphere of the whole scene relaxed. At this time, Lao Wang came over and said, "Nine Guys, the coffin has been covered with soil, and it is better to set off firecrackers now or later." After speaking, he pointed to Liu Jianping's coffin.
I thought about it for a while, took out my mobile phone and looked at the time, no more, no less just half past nine, and said, "Burial Liu Jian's peace first, and then let's set off firecrackers together!" ”
Lao Wang nodded, turned around and waved his hand behind his back, shouting, "Senior Boss, Director Liu, come and carry the dragon coffin to be buried." ”
I didn't let them bury them directly, but found a porcelain bowl, recited a spell in my mouth, and smashed the porcelain bowl on the coffin lid. To put it in my heart, this trick is to break the spirit, it is useless, but it is essential, the funeral is like this, many steps can be saved, but it can not be saved, if it is saved, the etiquette is not thorough, and it is easy to offend the deceased.
I was lucky, the porcelain bowl smashed on the lid of the coffin, and it shattered with a 'bang', which means that the deceased agreed to be buried. Some people will definitely ask, why don't you use the yin and yang hexagram to ask the deceased, I can only say that this is etiquette, there is no explanation.
After the porcelain bowl was broken, I sprinkled some grains in the tomb and burned some yellow paper in it, originally wanting to throw the body of the black cat in before the burial, but after thinking about it, I thought that throwing the body of the black cat first would cause a preconceived feeling to the deceased, so I dispelled this idea.
When Lao Wang saw that I had finished the tomb, he shouted at me: "Nine Guys, can you carry the coffin and bury it?" ”
Listening to his words, I don't know why I feel a little uncomfortable, especially in the injured part of the body, as if there are thousands of ants biting, the strange thing is that it doesn't hurt, it just feels itchy.
I couldn't help scratching it, and I didn't care so much, so I said to Lao Wang, "Pay attention when you get out of the coffin, this Liu Jianping carried a homicide case before his death, don't go wrong." ”
They collectively hummed, each holding one hand on the dragon stand, and slowly lifted the coffin. At this moment, a cool breeze blew over, the wind was not strong, but the fire stick in our hand was extinguished in this instant, and then, a kilometer or two away from us, there was a thunderous sound.
I looked up, and I saw a bolt of lightning smashing straight down a hill, and then I saw a great fire burning in that place. I was stunned when I watched this scene, and I was very puzzled in my heart, what was going on? There was neither wind nor rain on this big night, where did the thunderbolt come from? Didn't you respond to the sentence on the Internet, someone pretended to be forced to be split by a thunderstorm on a dry day?
For a while, I couldn't figure out what the facts were, so I asked Lao Wang and them to bury the coffin quickly, and I didn't know what was going on, when the coffin was about to reach the tomb, Lao Wang's body was weak, and the collective fainted, and the coffin had no human restraint, and it slid down all of a sudden, and smashed into the tomb with a 'bang', and the sound was particularly loud, as if the iron fell to the ground.
Where can I still take care of the coffin, took out my mobile phone, through the faint light emitted by the mobile phone screen, ran to Lao Wang and them on crutches, stretched out his hand and pressed on the position of their people, and woke them up one by one, I asked Lao Wang: "What's the matter?" Carry a coffin one by one, and you can faint? Not hungry, right? ”
After Lao Wang woke up, he reached out and touched the back of his head, looked at me suspiciously, and asked, "Jiu Yanzi, did you hit the back of my head just now?" ”
After speaking, he shook his head and continued: "No, you were standing near the tomb just now, and you couldn't hit it at all, but just now I was carrying the coffin, and I felt someone take something and hit me on the back of the head. ”
"Yes, that's how I feel, it looks like someone hit me on the back of the head with something just now!" Guo Fatzi came over from the side.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Tiannan, Yang Yan, Liu Qi and several others said that when they were carrying the coffin for burial just now, someone patted them on the back of the head, and their bodies would soften.
After listening to their words, I felt a chill down my spine, the cemetery was just a few of us, and a few of them were carrying the coffin just now, and I was in front of the tomb, some distance from the coffin, and I couldn't hit them at all.
I couldn't believe their words, and I asked emphatically, "Do you really feel like someone hit you on the back of the head?" ”
Without a hint of hesitation, they collectively nodded. At this moment, I was a little scared in my heart, and I always felt that something was staring at us in the vicinity, and if I guessed correctly, nine times out of ten it was the person in the car accident.
Thinking of this, I was about to get up, when the screen of my mobile phone suddenly went black, and even the fire not far away was extinguished at this time, and the whole cemetery suddenly fell into darkness.
I pressed the lock screen button hard, and found that the phone was actually out of battery, so I shouted to the old king, "If you have a mobile phone, turn on the screen and shine a light out!" ”
I waited for more than ten seconds, but the cemetery was still dark, and I couldn't see my fingers, so I said again: "Turn on the phone screen and shine a light out." ”
"Brother Jiu, my phone seems to be out of battery, and I didn't respond after pressing it for a long time!" This is the voice of this fat man.
"Mine too." Chen Tiannan's voice.
Subsequently, Lao Wang and the others also expressed their positions one by one, saying that the mobile phone did not respond when pressed. At this time, we both realized that something was wrong, I hurriedly took out the lighter and slid it a few times, only a trace of cremation flashed, and I couldn't light it at all.
Several of them also took out lighters and tried it, similar to my situation, I took advantage of the flash of cremation, and wrote down their location, Lao Wang squatted in the first row on the left, followed by Gao Lao, Liu Ji, Yang Yan, Chen Tiannan, Guo Fatzi.
To put it in my heart, I was a little scared in my heart, I thought that the word 'fierce' on my body had crossed the Nai He Bridge when I crossed it, but the situation in front of me seemed to remind me that the word 'fierce' had not yet been crossed.
"Nine guys, this is pitch black, what should I do with the coffin?" Lao Wang's voice trembled a little, as if he was very afraid.
I coughed in a low voice, trying to calm my voice down, for Guo Fatzi and Lao Wang, I am now their spiritual pillar, as long as I show some fear, I am afraid they can't even sit still now.