Chapter 7 Yin and Yang People Rotten Ass
Li An and the others were stunned when they heard this, and stopped.
The stallion is right, if this coffin was arranged here by the man in the long shirt, no matter how bad it was, it was once a disciple of Ge Xuan, how simple could it be? I smiled and asked the stallion, "Do you know how to open it?" ”
The stallion said proudly: "Master Ma, I haven't seen any scenes, this coffin can't be cracked with brute force at a glance, you have to use skills!" I posted: "You can do it, don't just be a giant in language, hurry up." ”
The stallion looked at me and laughed at him, waved his hand disapprovingly, "Do you think I didn't do anything when you were looking at that mural?" Master Ma, I have already made up my mind, get out of the way! Ouyang help me protect the Dharma! Look at Ma Ye, I show my skills! ”
I saw the stallion burying his head around the coffin while sniffing hard, walking back and forth a few times, and then he took out a handkerchief and wiped it vigorously in several places at the junction of the coffin, pointed to one and said to us: "There are a lot of dark holes around this coffin, and it is estimated that there are things like connecting rods connected to the dark hole plug on the lid, if you forcibly open it, hehe, it will be fun, these places have a strong corrosive smell, if the coffin is opened violently, the corrosive things are likely to destroy all the things inside, It can even hurt us. ”
Hearing this, Li An hurriedly said: "Mr. Dumas, you can't let the things inside be destroyed, these are all precious cultural relics, my mission is to let these great monuments see the light of day!" Mr. Dumas, I have lost three students for this expedition, please open it safely, and I will not be less rewarded afterwards, otherwise my three students will be sacrificed in vain. ”
I didn't speak, I just thought that the big bug hadn't moved for so long, and I always felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't tell what was wrong, so I had to see the stallion open the coffin before I made a decision.
The stallion wiped his nose and said: "You nerds in the ivory tower, you look like you have never seen the world, since I have taken the initiative, I must be sure, as long as I can drill a hole from the outside to find a way to get the things inside, and then open the lid, it will be no problem." ”
Li An said: "But how do you determine the location of this dark hole?" If you don't put anything in a dark hole, it's still useless, and you can't just cut off the whole coffin, so that the entire monument will be destroyed, and we don't have the tools, and we don't have enough time! ”
The stallion said, "Just watch it, and then make a move when I ask you to help carry it." "I thought to myself, I'll see if it's true or not.
Although I can get a rough idea of what happened to the coffin, I can't guarantee that I will be able to open it intact, because I can't be completely sure of the location of the hole, and I don't have the tools to break the coffin without damaging it.
In addition to the lid, this coffin is made of dipterocarp wood, which is the most yin and cold thing, and must be broken with the thing of the yang, and it is absolutely impossible for ordinary sharp weapons to break the defense of this coffin without producing great vibration.
Just take this opportunity to test the quality of the stallion, a Lingnan mountain walker.
I saw the stallion take out a quaint black rectangular box from the backpack, pull out a twenty-centimeter-long iron nail-like object from it, and put it against the coffin wall, then take a deep breath, slowly push it in, and when inserting a little more than two-thirds of the way, the stallion's brow was smeared with a trace of solemnity, standing on the side of the iron nail, holding the iron nail with one hand and pulling it out quickly, "Huh~" A dark green liquid flowed out of the coffin and spilled on the ground.
As the liquid spilled to the ground, we all felt the temperature drop by many degrees around us, and just as we were about to go up to check on the puddle of liquid, the stallion reached out and stopped us.
I only heard a "poof" sound, and the liquid had an extremely strong corrosive effect on the rocky ground that I don't know how thick, and a large depression appeared.
We gasped, and whoever got a little bit of this liquid on it would be dumbfounded.
The stallion did the same, releasing all the liquid from the other eight places, and it seemed that it was just a repetition of an action, but it really consumed a lot of stamina from the stallion. "Whew! That's it, let me rest for a while. The stallion wiped his sweat-soaked hair and gasped.
Li An and I are very curious, what is the same thing as the iron nail and the same liquid as the ice and fire two heavens, the stallion said angrily: "What iron nail, this is my ancestral yang god pestle, the origin is said to scare you to death, I won't tell you first, as for the ice and fire two heavens, Ma Ye I don't know, anyway, it's not a good thing, okay, we can open this coffin together, brothers, practice!" ”
As soon as Li An heard that he could open the coffin, he immediately came to his senses and hurriedly beckoned the two Greens to prepare to open the coffin.
The stallion stood at the end of the coffin facing the inside, I stood with Green on one side, Ang Lee and another person stood opposite me, after the five people stood still, they clasped the lid of the coffin with both hands, and the stallion said: "Ready, I'll count one, two, three, we will work hard at the same time, and lift it towards Ouyang together!" One! Two! Three! Rise! ”
This lid is not an ordinary Shen, after our five adult men used all the strength of breastfeeding, the coffin lid made of red Bodhi was finally pushed open halfway, we were tired and almost collapsed, the gap was opened towards Li An, he was the first to hold up and look inside, and at a glance, I only heard Li An exclaim: "It's so fragrant, no, my God, what is this?" ”
The other person who was with Ang Lee also exclaimed after glancing at it: "It's so fragrant, but, for God's sake, you guys come and see what it is?" ”
The stallion and I pulled them apart, put the miner's lamp on the coffin, and then shone a flashlight into it, and a strong aroma came to our noses, if it wasn't a coffin, you would think it was in some aromatherapy shop!
It seems that dipterocarp wood has a strange fragrance, and the legend that can make the body incorruptible for thousands of years is true? There was a lot of transparent liquid inside the coffin, and there was a suspected human body soaked in it, and the body was not covered with any clothing, and the face looked lifelike.
Why do I say that it is an object that is suspected of being a human body, because I said before that this coffin is 6 meters long, and this person is almost half as long as the coffin, which means that it is at least three meters high and as wide as one and a half me.
And the most peculiar thing is that this "person" has both male and female characteristics, not up and down, but male features on the left and female features on the right, with his hands behind his back.
I wondered, "This is really strange, I have never seen such a strange corpse, how about we call it a yin and yang person for the time being?" The stallion said: "Okay, the yin and yang people heard that it is a rotten ass, I don't know if it is or not." ”
Ang Lee was very excited at the moment, and he beckoned the two Greens to take out their hardcover notebooks with him and quickly record all this. "Okay, the coffin has also been opened, what is Captain Li's opinion?" I asked Ang Lee.
"It's an incredible miracle, I've seen a lot of corpses in ancient tombs, but I've never seen such a strange, so huge, so well-preserved corpse. I've only seen Egyptian mummies that use spices to keep corpses from decomposing, a method that can keep corpses from changing with coffins and liquids alone, and this is the first time I've seen that this liquid is not formalin, and if it were to be released later, it would have surprised the whole world. Ang Lee said in amazement.
I'm more concerned about how to get out of here, from entering this ancient tomb to opening the coffin, although it is a little thrilling but it feels surprisingly smooth, when it can't be opened, it happens that the stallion can be opened, and my grandfather happens to encounter something that is not at home, and has not been able to contact, as if there is a pair of huge palms in the dark to push us into the whirlpool of fate, the more I think about it, the more I feel a chill down my spine.
I beckoned the stallions and they worked together to push the lid of the coffin open completely, so that we could observe the body of the yin and yang man in its entirety.
I poked my head out and used a flashlight to shine around the inside of the coffin, trying to see if anything had changed in the dark hole where the corrosive liquid had been hidden.
The stallion also knows the importance of this coffin, and now there is no way back, the coffin may be the only clue, and he also continues to observe with me, the liquid in it is still clear after thousands of years, but in the case of unknown reasons, I will not touch these liquids, who knows if there is a virus or something.
"I smell a smell that is the same as the smell that came out just now, but why is the color different? Look! Something is leaking out of the hole again! The stallion said suddenly. When we heard the sound, we pointed the light source at the position pointed by the stallion, and saw nine dark holes in the coffin, because when we lifted the lid, the plug on the dark hole on the inner wall of the coffin had been broken, so we could clearly see that there was dark red liquid flowing out of the dark hole.
", was it a trap just now, to let Master Ma and I help let this thing flow in after a thousand years?" The stallion screamed.
"What are you talking about, why is there liquid flowing in again, is it the reason why it was not cleaned up just now? It won't cause any damage to this corpse, will it? Ang Lee asked.
I frowned and didn't speak, I asked the stallion to take out his yang god pestle and lend it to me, the stallion was reluctant to do so, but he saw that I had such a solemn look, and immediately handed it to me very simply.
I took the Yang God Pestle and poked it vigorously at one of the dark holes in the coffin, and tried my best to expand the small hole, and after expanding to a certain size, I pulled out the Yang God Pestle and looked at the light carefully, Made! Could it be that this is the fruit of ten thousand and two poles?
Wanhe Liangji fruit is the holy object of Dandao in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and there is an ancient saying: "There is vitality in all things, and it can be harmonious." If there is a hidden in the chest, a marrow in the bones, an emptiness in the grass and trees, and a void and qi, it will have to live for a long time. ”
It turned out that the dark hole of this coffin was divided into two parts, the outside was liquid, and then something was used to separate the liquid outside from the Wanhe Pole Fruit inside, dividing the dark hole into two.
What was released just now was the liquid outside, and the Yang God Pestle pierced the barrier, using the Yang God Pestle's Yang attribute to make this liquid produce a certain change, and as the barrier was destroyed, some of the liquid made Wanhe Liangji Fruit melt into the liquid, and then flowed into the coffin to produce some kind of change.
I suddenly felt that this man in the long shirt was terrifying, everything we did seemed to be doing according to the steps he had set, there was no killing mechanism here, and the big bugs outside were also pushing us here on point, could it be that his purpose was to let us people who appeared after a thousand years to help get the liquid out?
However, there was no time left for me to think about all kinds of connections, and I saw that after the red liquid in the coffin flowed down, the liquid soaked in the yin and yang people gradually changed color, from clear to dark red, and between breaths, it turned clear again.
Just when we were stunned by this phenomenon, the eyes of the yin and yang people without any emotion opened.
The stallion exclaimed: "Zongzi! Big rice dumplings! "I feel a tingling on my scalp, this is not just a big zongzi, according to the height of these three meters, it should be a huge zongzi.
Ang Lee: They are the prayers of God Amen, God. I pulled Li An and them to the back quickly, leaning against the wall of the tomb without moving, nervously watching the coffin, so that even if there was any change in it, we could grasp it at the first time, at least so that it could not detect us at the first time.
At this moment, I'd rather its eyes open just by the sheer heat and contraction.
"Wow~~~, let's go, Didi." According to Murphy's Law, things often backfire, and the last thing I want to see happens, it still rests on the coffin, sits up slowly, and then stands still.
For a minute, we felt like it had been longer than a year, and just as we were about to creep around the wall to see what was going on, its head suddenly turned to look at us, like an owl, 180 degrees spinning.
"Ouch! This big dumpling can also play acrobatics! Captain Li, our Chinese zongzi should be much more powerful than your American zongzi, right? "The stallion is very excited in this situation, which makes people speechless for a while.
"Two, I haven't seen Zongzi if it's a demon, but I think we're in big trouble." Although Li An was panicked, he was still able to force composure to communicate with us, but his two students were not good, their legs were already weak with fright, and they squatted in the corner of the wall and couldn't move, and kept repeating: "It's terrible here. ”
If the stallion is really a Lingnan mountain walker, his experience in facing this situation is definitely richer than that of Li An and other rookies, and he must be much more awesome than me, who is still at the theoretical level.
"Stallion, it's up to you!" I said to the stallion. The stallion rolled his eyelids and said, "Of course! The critical moment depends on Ma Ye! ”
"Phew! Big rice dumplings! Your master Ma is here, Hugh is rampant! Otherwise, you will have your limbs cut off! It's all four limbs plus one! Hang you at the gate for three days! After yelling at it, the stallion said to us, "I'm testing the hearing and sight of the rice dumplings." ”
After the stallion finished speaking, he saw that the big zongzi had turned his head back. The stallion said proudly: "See, the big zongzi also has to give Ma Ye's face!" ”
But the stallion didn't have long to be proud, and saw the big dumpling stand up from the coffin, and then slowly walked out of the coffin, yes, not turned out, but walked out, because it was tall enough for it to come out directly.
After the Yin and Yang corpse came out, it slowly walked towards us. Luckily it didn't have any hair, so when it turned its head abruptly, no water was thrown at us, and I had such a strange thought.
The stallion held the sapper shovel, and rushed up with an arrow to slash at the left leg of the yin and yang corpse, facing such a tall body, it was the best strategy to capture the plate. Even if you want to cut off your head, you can't reach it!
Just when the stallion thought it was a successful blow, the yin and yang corpse gently avoided the side, and the stallion pounced, and then saw the yin and yang corpse poke out his hands and grabbed the stallion behind his back, and we found that the hands of the yin and yang corpse were ridiculously long, nearly two meters long, almost more than its knees.
"Be careful! Zongzi's hands are very long! "I remind the stallions. But it seems that I said a little late, only to hear a stallion roar: "Made! Yin and Yang people have rotten butts, you just have a rotten ass yourself, and you still grab Lao Tzu's ass! ”