Chapter 0026 - Milk is Mother
She Fengqi grinned: "It's just a casual remark, don't take it seriously." ”
Qin Han patted the lid of the coffin and said, "I looked inside the coffin, there were unclean things hidden. ”
She Fengqi shook his head: "Don't talk nonsense, the old ghosts won't hide in the coffin, otherwise, wouldn't they catch turtles in the urn?" There's nothing in this coffin, it's just the old ghosts' props to scare us. ”
Qin Han wanted to speak and stopped: "Okay." ”
Since She Fengqi didn't see the corpse qi in the coffin, Qin Han didn't break it.
After a while, a big zombie popped out of it, which was sure to surprise She Fengqi.
When the time comes, let's see who pees their pants.
She Fengqi looked left and right, and walked towards the collapsed apse with his sword.
However, at this moment, the lights in the apse flashed, and a long-haired woman, wearing a red cheongsam, holding a white paper lantern in her left hand, and a three-year-old boy in her right hand, walked out of the ruins.
The woman's long hair was draped down from her forehead, covering most of her face, except for her nose.
The little boy was dressed in a horse coat, his face was painted with pale powder, his cheeks were covered with blood-red rouge, his teeth were bared and he was smirking, and his expression was evil and strange.
She Fengqi knew that the person who came was not a good thing, so he pointed forward with his long sword and shouted, "Evil obstacles, are you finally willing to come out?" ”
"Alas......"
With a long sigh, the female ghost came slowly and said, "I'm here to worship Xianggong, little girl, what are you here to make a fuss?" Could it be that you are the little wife who was raised outside by my father-in-law before his death, so you also came to worship? ”
Looking at the demeanor and tone of the female ghost, she didn't take She Fengqi and Qin Han in her eyes at all.
The little ghost also looked at She Fengqi with a smile and asked, "This sister is my father's little wife, so don't I want to call her little mother?" ”
The female ghost smiled and touched the head of the little ghost: "You little wild seed, if you have milk, you are a mother." Now that your little mother is here, go and let her milk you. ”
Burst......
Qin Han couldn't help but smile.
If you want to talk about the capital in the chest, She Fengqi is not small.
But whether you can breastfeed the child, I don't know.
"Dead sleigh, look at the sword!"
She Fengqi was furious, danced his sword, and killed the female ghost in white and the little ghost.
She was still a big girl, and she was humiliated by the female ghost, so she was naturally annoyed and angry.
Moreover, Qin Han's laughter just now made She Fengqi feel even more humiliated.
"Oh, does the little wife want to be the lady of the main house, and dare to beat the eldest lady?" The female ghost smiled and waved the lantern in her hand to meet the enemy.
"Little mother, don't do it, if you have something to say!"
The little ghost also rolled on the ground and came to hug She Fengqi's legs.
Qin Han took a good time, crossed his legs, and sat on the coffin lid to watch the battle.
But when she heard a bang, the lantern in the female ghost's hand burst open and turned into a little streamer.
The lantern pole turned into a mourning stick, waving in the hands of the female ghost.
She Fengqi swung his sword, slashing horizontally and vertically, but he always couldn't touch the female ghost and the little ghost.
Because of the ghost's movement and swiftness, it is extremely flexible to dodge.
Qin Han couldn't help but point: "Hey, She Fengqi, I'm afraid you can't do this, do you have any tricks, hurry up!" ”
"Shut up!"
She Fengqi was annoyed, suddenly withdrew his sword, bit the tip of the middle finger of his right hand, drew a blood talisman on his left palm, and raised his hand to split:
"Tianyi Fierce Horse Flying Emperor Court, Qinghua Fu is destined to rise to the four underworlds. Thunder City beats the drum to summon the god of thunder, and invites the god of thunder to sound in the palm of the palm - Maoshan palm thunder, broken! ”
Bang!
A thunderbolt rushed out of She Fengqi's palm, bursting out on the female ghost's chest, and red light burst out!
"Ah......h
The female ghost screamed, and the ghost flew backwards, until it floated into the ruins of the apse, and suddenly disappeared.
The little ghost was also startled, rolled on the spot, and disappeared with a whizz.
"Awesome, awesome!" Qin Han applauded and laughed.
She Fengqi turned around and said with a smug smile: "Don't do porcelain work without diamonds, this girl is not a wasted person!" ”
Qin Han smiled: "Do you have a diamond?" I didn't see it! ”
"Less poor mouth!" She Fengqi glared and asked again:
"Qin Han, didn't you say that you can also Maoshan Technique? Why didn't you make a move when I was fighting this female ghost and the little ghost just now, and sat on the side and watched the excitement? ”
"Hey, you just asked me to accompany you to catch ghosts, you didn't say let me do it!"
Qin Han stood up, stood on the lid of the coffin, spread his legs, and said, "By the way, you said that you met the old ghost, so that I was not scared to pee, and you gave me 50,000 yuan." Now I see it, I'm not scared to pee, 50,000 yuan, when will it be given to me? ”
She Fengqi raised his sword and pointed at Qin Han's three inches below his navel:
"Just because I wasn't scared just now doesn't mean I haven't been scared tonight. The female ghost and the little ghost just now are just the vanguard, and the powerful old ghost is still behind, so you can ask for more blessings! ”
Qin Han put his legs together, sat cross-legged on the coffin lid again, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Anyway, I am a melon-eating crowd, and it is you who want to ask for more blessings." ”
She Fengqi opened his mouth to speak, but suddenly closed his mouth and turned to look back.
Whew......
The night wind suddenly increased, blowing paper money all over the sky.
Then, from the ruins of the front hall, countless strips of white cloth floated out, like a funeral spirit flag, revolving around Qin Han and She Fengqi.
The female ghost just now went and came back, and her grimace flashed with the fluttering spirit flags, flickering east and west, crying:
"This world is broken, and the little wife dares to bully the eldest lady and compete with me for her deceased husband. Uncles and elders, please call the shots for the little girl......"
A bearded old ghost, armed with a wooden stick, came out of the east wing and said angrily: "Whose little wife is so rude, even fighting for a dead person, give me a kill on the spot!" ”
Another Xiucai in a long robe, shaking a fan, walked from the west wing, and said slowly: "Could it be that this little wife gave birth to a son to the deceased, and the mother is expensive by her son, so she wants to be a big lady?" ”
The little imp also popped up, chattering and babbling gibberish.
Whenever a ghost fights with a person, it must first disturb people's minds and then take the opportunity to attack.
The old ghosts are talking nonsense, just to make She Fengqi angry and lose his inch.
She Fengqi was not angry, took a deep breath, leaned his back against Qin Han, and said in a low voice: "The old ghosts are here, be careful." If you really know how to do it, just keep an eye on my back road, and don't let the old ghosts sneak up on me from behind......"
"Staring at ...... Your back road? Okay, no problem! ”
Qin Han turned around, and sure enough, he stared at She Fengqi's back, his eyes falling on her lower back.
She Fengqi turned around and said angrily: "What are you staring at my ass for?" Turn around, back to back! ”
"Oh......" Qin Han turned back again.
The long-haired female ghost had already shown her green ghost claws and pounced towards She Fengqi: "Flirting and scolding, not abiding by women's morals, dare to compete with me for the position of the eldest lady, slut, go die!" ”