My voice was like a stone sinking into the sea, and I didn't get any response at all, but instead drew a roll of eyes and insults from the women, "Psycho! ”

"Something is wrong"

"Crazy sheep!"

"This kid must have done something immoral, and he was ghosted."

To be honest, in the face of the accusations of the people around me, I even doubted whether I was really caught by a ghost, and raised my hand and slapped it in the face a few times, using our rural customs, slapping myself in the face can drive away ghosts.

After seven or eight strokes in a row, his face was almost swollen, but the scene in front of him was still like that.

Later, I used a lot of rural methods, such as rubbing mud and salivaing my face, and I did them one by one, but the scene in front of me was still the same as before, and the little girl's face was still bleeding like blood.

At this time, they seemed to notice that something was wrong with me, let go of the woman, ran towards me, and asked with concern, "Brother Jiu, what's wrong with you!" Don't scare me! ”

I feel like the whole person is going to collapse, I have done so many funerals, I have never encountered this situation, every step of the funeral is done according to custom, there is no mistake at all, but now how to explain all this? What went wrong?

Seeing that I ignored him, he put his arm around my shoulder, probed his forehead, and said, "Brother Jiu, you don't have a fever, are you dreaming again?" ”

I glared at him angrily, ignored him, walked directly to the coffin, and without saying a word, as soon as I lifted the lid of the coffin, I saw the deceased lying quietly in the coffin, the same as before the burial, without the slightest change.

Made, I couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, those liquids in the dream appeared on Shen Jun's body, how can it be transferred to the little girl now?

I took a few deep breaths to calm down, calm myself down, and start thinking about what went wrong.

After thinking about it for a minute or two, I was sure that there was nothing wrong with the funeral steps, and in desperation, I had to use the most primitive method, the Yin and Yang Hexagram, to ask the deceased what he was dissatisfied with me.

Immediately, I picked up some yellow paper, burned it in front of the coffin, sighed towards the yin and yang hexagram, and said silently: "Boy Chen Jiu, if you are new to the funeral, if there is anything to offend, I hope you will give me some advice." ”

After speaking, I threw out the yin-yang hexagram in my hand, and something strange happened, the yin-yang hexagram actually stood up, pointed upwards.

Made, how can this kind of hexagram appear, this TM is too, the general yin and yang hexagrams, either yin hexagrams, yang hexagrams, or treasure hexagrams, have never appeared this kind of hexagrams.

Seeing this hexagram, my face sank suddenly, and I didn't know what was going on, and there was a strong sense of uneasiness in my heart, and I always felt that something big would happen to this funeral.

Immediately afterwards, the stammering, the high-ranking guy, and the eight immortals all changed their faces, and the woman in the lead seemed to have noticed that something was wrong, and her face turned green all of a sudden, and while exiting the hall, she stretched out her hand and pointed at the yin and yang hexagram, screaming in her mouth, haunted, haunted.

I ignored the woman, picked up the yin and yang hexagrams, sighed, and said the same words as before, and threw the yin and yang hexagrams, and the hexagram was still like that.

At this moment, the women outside the hall could no longer stand it, and they were ready to run. In the countryside, there is always a degree of excitement, and when you see a strange thing, maybe it is a curiosity, you will often stay to watch, and once you see a second strange thing, it will immediately disperse.

Seeing that the group of women was about to run away, I didn't know which nerve was wrong, or if the brain was pumping, so I actually subconsciously shouted to the group of women, "Don't run, once you run, you will all die." ”

To be honest, I don't know why I shouted this, but subconsciously thought that they would definitely die if they ran away, and I didn't know why, in short, this feeling was very strange, just like watching a person almost fall, people's subconscious will shout, be careful.

What made me unbelievable was that when the group of women heard me shouting like this, they really stopped their figures, turned their heads to look at me one by one, and the leading woman said angrily: "Chen Baxian, you lack virtue, Shen Jun has come back to take revenge, are you going to kill the villagers of the entire Walking Horse Village?" ”

I don't know why she said that, but I patiently replied, "Stay a little longer, and I'll give you an explanation." ”

After saying that, I waved to the stunned stammerer and said, "Look at the dead and the little girl in the coffin!" ”

He stammered and nodded, glanced into the coffin, looked at the little girl again, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Jiu, what's wrong?" ”

"Do they have something on their faces?" I asked in a deep voice.

"Nope!" Stammered and shook his head.

Hearing this, I was stunned, there was a problem with the hexagram, and there was also a problem with the eyes of the stammering and high-ranking guys, in the final analysis, it should be related to the deceased.

At that moment, I ignored the stammering, walked to the front of the coffin, and put my hand in front of the deceased's nose, which was not to probe the breath, but to probe the 'ghost' qi. To put it bluntly, after death, people will swallow a breath in their hearts, and in the words of Taoist priests, this breath is grievance and resentment, and if you hold it for a long time, you will either become a zombie or a ghost.

However, in the eyes of our eight immortals, this tone is a signal, a signal of whether the deceased is satisfied with the funeral.

If you are satisfied, there is a faint coolness in the nose, which is cooler than the temperature in other parts of the coffin. If you are not satisfied, there is a faint heat in the nose, and the temperature is slightly higher. If there is no change in temperature, there are two situations, one is that the soul of the deceased is not in the hall, and the other is that the deceased died unjustly, and the breath is stained by others.

Of course, these are the sayings circulating within our Eight Immortals, which have not been recognized by the outside world, firstly, because our Eight Immortals have no ability, and the opinions put forward are naturally not believed by anyone, and secondly, our Eight Immortals cannot come up with evidence to prove our guesses, and over time, many Taoist priests ridicule our Eight Immortals for being monkeys wearing clothes and pretending to be capable people.

However, such a method that is not recognized by anyone has become the fragrance of our eight immortals, and many eight immortals do funerals, and before sealing the coffin, they like to probe the snort of the deceased, which is used to test whether the deceased is satisfied with the funeral.

It's far away, let's get down to business.

I came to the coffin and probed the snort of the deceased, and there was a faint coolness, which was so light that if I didn't calm down and feel it, I wouldn't feel it at all. Fortunately, my fingers are very sensitive to temperature, and I immediately felt a chill.

Now, I am even more puzzled, I always thought that the deceased was blaming us, but now, in this situation, the deceased is satisfied with his funeral, that is, he did not blame us, so how can I explain the current situation?

I thought that all this was the little boss making trouble, but I really couldn't find a reason for him to make trouble, besides, from the time of Shen Jun's death to the present, the little boss has always been next to me, and there is no chance to make trouble.

No, when I came back from the cemetery, I obviously brought the little boss back, where is he now?