Chapter 181: The Back Road
Chapter 181 The Back Road
At the same time, Miller in the car was already watching the video, he didn't have to search, he entered the oil map and directly made headlines, and the words of the FBI agent were still red.
Miller was shocked for a while, and he didn't know what kind of hat he put on himself in the live broadcast.
It's okay for me to borrow the toilet, right? He secretly remembered.
That action just now has been led by Penny, and I seem to feel like I'm going up to borrow the toilet, well, I slammed the door, how many times?
The corners of Miller's mouth twitched, and it was estimated that there were several times of five strikes!
It's not going to be all live!
How do I explain when I go back and complain that I slam the door too loudly? Urgency to urinate?
At this point, the video has already started to play, and the result is an advertisement.
"What were we filmed?" Penny asks as she drives.
The speed of the car has reached 80 miles, which is a serious speeding in the city, but now the wind is getting stronger and the rain is more, there are almost no cars on the road, and no one cares no matter how fast you drive.
Her heart seemed to be hiding a fire, not to mention that there was only the smell of dog shit in the car at this time, even if it was added to the smell of human shit, she couldn't smell it.
"It's still an advertisement, Pizza!"
"Don't mention it to me!" Penny was furious and stepped on the gas pedal wildly, and the strong push back sensation almost made Miller vomit.
"Slow down man!" Miller hurriedly muted and waited for the ad to pass.
This oil picture is so annoying!
The video has finally begun.
Turn mute on.
Miller stared nervously at the screen, but his face quickly relaxed.
"What is it?" Penny glanced at him quickly.
"Jack was photographed doing the laundry." Miller actually laughed, "This thing is unlucky, the whole world has seen his belly and thighs, hehe... He thought he wasn't being seen. ”
Penny wasn't funny at all, she thought she knew that dead bald head very well, and if it was so exciting at the beginning, it would definitely be explosive later.
"Just this? I mean, we were photographed something! ”
"Photographing us is nothing more than the last part, the way you look with the pizza bill." Miller opened his mouth to comfort, "Everyone can see that he must have changed our search warrant, do you think this certificate will be on him?" At that time, we just searched for him! ”
The video quickly entered the link of smashing the door and shooting, and Miller swallowed his saliva, this was the first time to look at his behavior from the perspective of a third party, especially a suspect.
Like when I slammed the door, his face, was that a scared expression?
The gunshot rang out, Miller shook his head, this gun is a bit unnecessary, as if the bald head is about to open the door, how to explain this?
Urgency is definitely not a no-no!
Will be sprayed to death by the Virgins!
Counsel will also find it very troublesome, after all, after you shoot one shot, there are five shots, which is very cruel!
Then Penny's voice came out...... Why does this sound so strange, and what special sound effects are made?
Miller gritted his teeth, because if he didn't, he would really laugh, and it was hilarious to see Penny holding up a pizza flyer saying that she was going to come into the house to check it.
But he really didn't dare to laugh, because he was afraid that Penny would take him to a random building and crash into it.
This woman is a bit strong!
Then Sean looked calm, pretending, and his acting skills were fake, how did he change it? The moment the door opened? Miller pondered for two seconds before stopping, because
He heard his own voice... belch
His expression, the way he asked about the toilet with his legs between his legs, is the funniest thing in this video... Miller seemed to see tens of millions of viewers laughing in front of the screen.
It was as if I saw the scene of colleagues hiding their faces and hurrying away, and the leaders screaming wildly.
Confused!
In an instant, there were countless messages with "What should I do?" "What did I do?" "Why the hell did I do that?" "What the hell is wrong with me?" The confused face of "My future...", drifted gently in his mind, drifted over and over again, and glanced faintly......
The video is almost at the end, and it's gone.
There's a next issue for this guy?
Damn it!
The conspiracy is not explained!
Looking at the millions of comments below, Miller felt that the whole person was not good, he had felt uncomfortable urinating in his pants before, and now he found that watching himself make a fool of himself in front of the whole world was almost like soaking himself in.
There are many, many more who laugh at themselves...
Why do I say borrowing a toilet, my God, Miller feels uncomfortable, it's a shame.
"You shot too fast! I think he's going to open the door! Miller muttered.
"Then why did you say you wanted to borrow a toilet?" Penny asked in a hate voice. My partner is really a coward, and it can be seen from the stitches that day, and it is useless.
If it's me!
I'm just... Frontal dryness!
Penny did want to be direct at the time, but Miller borrowed the toilet and directly changed the style of painting, the momentum was gone, and there was such a big joke, plus tens of millions of people watched the live broadcast, who knows how many lawyers and how many media there are and how many of their own colleagues there are!
This is really big!
Perhaps, today is our last working day as agents, and we really don't want to leave our jobs in such weather......
Neither of them spoke in the car, silently thinking about their thoughts.
Miller turned his phone: "I can't believe it, this video is now almost 50 million hits, and there are more than a million comments.... I think if this thing can pass, we might as well become actors..."
Looking at the expressionless female driver, Miller smiled self-deprecatingly: "At least I can play an agent, what do you say?" You can also, by the way, you can also write scripts. ”
Penny sped through an intersection: "Are you going to give up?" ”
"Give up what? Do you think we won't be fired? Miller shook his phone, "It's easier to let us quit automatically than to keep us safe!" ”
"There's one thing I should tell you Miller, you can decide whether to listen to it or not, but you might regret it if you hear it!" Penny spoke.
"What?" Miller asked, turning his head.
Penny didn't look at him: "Shaun, there should be some special functions, the three gangsters, he did it, the four killers, he killed, I suspect that Rose in the car and we are anxious to urinate, it was also his ghost!" ”
"What?!" Miller turned his head in shock.
"Think for yourself, why do you always have problems in the next three ways? It's clear that he's arranged, specially... Shoot at those places! Shame on us! ”
In the end, Penny's back teeth were almost crushed by herself, and her eyes were filled with anger: "He should still be a murderer on Midley Street!" That's right, maybe he got the food allergy from Chase! ”
"Then he has to be elected as one of the top ten criminals of the year!" Miller tried to guess, "You said that the underground courier organization could be that he is in charge?" Usually being a small courier, in fact, is it to hide your identity? ”
Penny kept rubbing her lower lip with her upper teeth, and she didn't have time to answer Miller, her mind was very confused.
"Wait, don't you think his power is decreasing?"
"What?"
"We've all seen the pain of the three thugs in the hospital, and Rose is just getting! We... Just a urinary urgency... It's so much less intense! ”
"It's here!" Penny didn't answer, and the car was already parked at the FBI's gate in Los Angeles, and she wanted to go in and check it first.
The window was lowered, and the door police checked the documents of the two people, confirmed their identities, and looked at the car and the back seat: "Do you have to drive such a car back to the bureau?" At least go wash it! ”
"There was no time, the boss told us to drive the car back." Penny impatiently retrieved her papers, "There's a place to wash the car anyway." ”
The car suddenly turned into the parking area, and the two got out of the car without even closing the door, it didn't matter.
When they entered the door, many people only smiled sympathetically when they saw them all soaking wet and embarrassed, but no one said anything.
"It's a big deal, and I know by the looks on these people's faces that if it can be redeemed, they will at least say good luck to you. But no! Miller muttered to himself.
"Don't you think you're talking too much?" Penny gave him a strange look and asked, "Nervous?" ”
"Sort of...," Miller swallowed, "Honestly, I don't want to lose my dignity again, I'm thinking about what I'm supposed to do, but, I can't think of it." ”
Now, they have to confront the director's wrath, unless the two of them decide to resign after a short stretch of time.
"Look at the situation, someone asked me to make a film, and I quit this job." Miller whispered to Penny, "You also hurry up and write that script, don't you say that it was written quite quickly?" When someone interviews you later, I'll help you say a few words, what's the name of the script? ”
Penny paused: "The end of the flower." ”
"Crazy Flower of the End?" Miller touched his forehead, "That's a familiar name." But is that the right name for your day-to-day business story? ”
"I'm going to change the plot and let the heroine beat that Shaun every day, because he's the biggest villain." Penny spoke quietly.
"Two, the director said that you should go take a shower and change your clothes first. Hurry up, fifteen minutes. A female clerk stopped the two.
Miller looked up ahead and didn't see any obvious cameras, but there were certainly ones, and more than one.
Just then, the two looked at each other, turned and trotted to the locker room.
Fifteen minutes, the time is really tight, just enough to rinse, and there will not even be time to rub the scale under the water column.
The office conditions of the FBI are very good, considering that the field staff often bleed and sweat, so they can no longer be allowed to shed tears, so the bureau has a special living area, everyone has their own cabinets, put some clothes, take a bath is also convenient, and the shampoo is purchased at a fixed point and used at will.
After taking a shower, the two of them reunited in front of the director's office refreshed.
The two knocked on the door, and when they were called in, they walked in, and found Connelly sitting in front of Capello, both with serious expressions.
"Sit!" Capello gestured and looked at their clothes again, "Forget it, to put it simply, it's not an accident that you were involved in this matter, it's a trap, but we didn't see it,......"
There is only one reason why Capello is so magnanimous, and there is something that needs their cooperation.