This snake god, sinister laughter, that cold gaze fell on me, x

That heart is simply cold.

"Come here, boy, play games with me, or else... I'll dig out your eyeballs, cut off your flesh piece by piece, and eat it!! ”

"Huh~~~", after saying this, the snake god used his tongue to push the bloody head and threw it at me.

The Gu girl was dead before, but now above her head, two eyeballs widened, and at the neck of her neck, a bloody piece was thrown into the air, and the blood spilled a parabola in the air.

Seeing the head thrown at me, I opened my hand almost subconsciously.

"Bang..."

The Gu girl's head happened to fall into my hands and was held in my arms.

Now, when I looked at that head so closely, I saw that those eyes were staring at me, and there was infinite resentment in them.

I muttered in my heart: "There is a wrong, and there is a debtor." It's not me Yan Huohuo who killed you, you want to take revenge, go find the snake god..."

At the same time, with a force of both hands, he threw the head back to the snake god.

"Truly~~ Men are men, and it's more fun to play games." The snake god laughed strangely, and said in a strange way.

"Whew~~"

At the same time, while the head was still in the air, it was curled by its tongue and sucked into its mouth.

It licked around the head. Licked the blood off it, and shouted, "Boy, look at my... Screwball!! ”

"Snort~~~" At this time, its tongue spun, and the head on the tip of its tongue also spun.

Immediately, the tip of the tongue was topped again, and the head suddenly spun sharply in the air, and at the same time, it exploded towards me.

I'm pulling it, this Nima's, this piece, this ball that spins like this. I can't take it.

If I can't catch it, then I'll be finished, and I guess the end will be the same as the Gu girl before.

Mother, it is estimated that after I die, my head will also be played by the snake god like this, at that time, it may be the snake god and Zhang Qingqing playing this game.

I don't want Zhang Qingqing to play my head like a volleyball, thinking of this, my legs don't seem to tremble so much, full of strength.

"Ahh

I ran fast with my feet on my feet, then I rose into the air and spread my hands...

That action is like the Roc spreading its wings.

"Bang~~"

Hold the grass!

Damn, the impact of that head was so great, when I was holding it in my arms, it actually rushed forward, and it hit my chest with a pain.

But fortunately, I was caught after all.

I breathed a sigh of relief...

To tell you the truth, I have 10,000 shit games in my heart that I want to play. But I can't help it, if I don't play, the snake god will kill me immediately.

I just had to play with it and stall for time at the same time.

In this way, I played a few 'volleyballs' back and forth with the snake god, and the snake god thought the game was boring, so he terminated the bullshit game.

At this point, it thought I was a little interesting and asked me, "What's your name?" ”

I replied, "Erbaba! Everyone else calls me a bully! ”

People are mixed in the rivers and lakes, how can they easily reveal their real names.

What's more, it's revealed to your enemies.

As for why I chose this name, hehe, that's because, its homonym is...

Ha... I'm going to die sooner or later anyway, take advantage of this snake god, and it's not bad to be its old man.

"Oh, Baba—" the snake god muttered softly.

"Hmm... Good son! It's Lao Tzu! I replied in my heart, but I said with a serious face: "Lord Snake God, actually, I also admire you... That, Baba has been with you for so long after the game, I'm so tired, can you let Baba take a break. Someone else to play with you. Let's say change that person..."

Speaking of which, I pointed to my sister-in-law and continued: "Change her to continue to play games with you, look at her, how big those two 'balls' are, how pleasing they are to the eye." ”

The snake god smiled, "Baba, I didn't expect you to be quite sensitive, haha, if the Gu girl before could be as clever as you, then, she wouldn't have died... This god does not want to see blood easily. ”

"Yes, yes, Baba's admiration for the snake god is like a surging river, and like the flooding of the Yellow River..."

The snake god obviously looks like a monster, and he is ugly. But I praised him as Yushu Linfeng, Prince Charming, the world's most handsome little fresh meat. He also said disgustingly, if I were a woman, I would not marry it.

Hold the grass! The words are disgusting, but fake, but fuck. But what the hell is this snake god, actually... Believe!

And, it seems to enjoy the pat on the back of others.

Every time I praise it, the eyes of this thing light up.

Then, as soon as I stopped, he immediately urged: "Baba, Baba, what else?" What else?? ”

"Hold the grass!! And your mom b!! And you have called me dad for so long, you haven't reacted yet, and you're just an SB, a big silly fork! ”

Of course, I only dare to say such things in my heart, and I still keep saying some words of praise in my mouth.

Luckily, I don't usually read much, but I like it. Some time ago, I also read a book called 'Demon Game'.,This book was written by an author called 'Tang Little Duck'.,Damn it.,The name of the protagonist.,It's exactly the same as mine.。 The protagonist in it is very good at sycophancy.

When I was like he learned a little. I'm using all the words I know at the moment.

"Lord Snake God, if you are compared to a flower, then you are the king of flowers!"

"If you go out of the mountain, you can rule the world! Japan's prime minister~ who once visited a shrine, saw your demeanor, can't wait... Eat your Xiang!! ”

"Your demeanor makes the women who see you rush to marry you..."

“……”

"Haha... Baba, can talk. Yes, you can stay with me in the future, say good things to me every day, remember, don't be too fake, just like you just said, tell the truth. What kind of person I am, that's how I am..."The snake god laughed, walked up to me, and patted me on the shoulder.

"Uh..."

Mother, this snake god, it really stinks. When it got close to me, it almost knocked me out.

I muttered in my heart again, "This snake god is a stupid fork, and moreover, it is an extremely narcissistic stupid fork." Of course, it is still a madman, a bloodthirsty madman! ”

"It believed all the bullshit I just said. I really thought it looked so good-looking, how attractive, in fact, it was just a stinky snake, so to speak, I have never been so ugly! ”

To tell you the truth, I would love to poke it on the forehead and say it out loud.

However, in order to survive, I still chose to be Wei Xiaobao and continued to start slapping his ass.

"Stinky boy, you're so shameless..."At this time, I found that the sister-in-law scolded me with her lips.

"Hehe..." I sneered, planning to fake the tiger's might, glanced at her, and said to the snake god: "Lord Snake God, just now, I saw that woman, muttering to herself, I suspect that she may have scolded you." ”

"Oh?" Suddenly, the cold eyes of the snake god fell on Sister-in-law Xiu.

"Really?" It asked coldly, and at the same time, there was a flash of green in its eyes.

"Ahh No, no. Lord Snake God spares your life, don't listen to that kid's nonsense, I didn't scold you..."Sister-in-law Xiu saw the snake god looking at her, she was so frightened that cold sweat broke out, and she hurriedly explained to herself.

"Get on your knees!!" I suddenly yelled at her.

"Plop", this sister-in-law almost subconsciously, knelt down, kept kowtowing, and said that she didn't scold the snake god at all.

The snake god glanced at her strangely, and said slowly: "Beauty, don't be afraid, this god actually hates seeing blood, and he won't kill you." Hey, but as I said, my favorite thing to do is play games and play with women. So, you get the idea. ”

"Ahh

"Why, you don't want to?" The snake god asked coldly.

"May ... Meaning ......" Sister-in-law Xiu almost gritted her teeth and spit out these two words.

"Haha, that's right. This god likes to impress beauties with charm, and does not like persecution! Moreover, this god is so jade tree in the wind, ** dignified, flowers bloom, can see you, it is your blessing to cultivate for eight lifetimes. Baba, you say my word, right?? The snake god laughed and said, and finally, he looked at me and asked me if I was right.

"Well, yes, Baba thinks you're right!!"

"Baba, you are really my confidant. You still know me, it's a pity, you're not a woman, otherwise, I will definitely marry you!! ”

"Hold the grass!!" At this moment, I began to thank God, thank the earth, and thank the king of Hades for letting me be reincarnated as a man, otherwise, this thing would probably really force me to marry him.

"Alas, alas, I don't engage in men. I only like women, you and I have no chance after all! The snake god actually sighed with great pity.

And at this moment, Zhang Qingqing on the side suddenly made a sound.

Immediately, it attracted the attention of the snake god.

Suddenly, the snake god looked at her, and then, his eyes lit up.

"Ah, I didn't notice that there was such a beautiful woman here!"

And as he said this, the saliva from the mouth of the serpent god flowed down to the ground like a torrential rain.

"You, woman, come at once, come to me...**. Hey, hey..."The snake god said this as he walked to the ** side towards it.

At the same time, Zhang Qingqing's faces and I have changed greatly.

At that moment, I clenched my fist and was about to fight it, and then, at that moment, something happened......