Chapter Seventy-Seven: Countdown
Time passed minute by minute, and the wooden clone couldn't sit still, just now there was Sun Gohan talking to him, and now he was left alone, and he felt bored.
"No waiting!"
The wooden clone stood up and was about to go to find the main body, and the accident was born.
Whoa!
The curtain suddenly opened on the stage where everyone was performing, and Mrs. Bulma stood on the stage with a microphone in her hand, and the spotlight shone on her.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next step is the finale of this banquet!"
Mrs. Bulma's tone was impassioned, and there was a lottery machine standing beside her.
Everyone's attention was attracted, but a few people were not listed.
Satan lay under the table and fell asleep. Fat Buu is like a food absorber, and he hasn't stopped talking since the banquet began.
Everything without food attracts him.
Weiss tasted the meatballs on his plate, his face intoxicated.
"What level of saiyan god, he didn't show up at all, it's rare to look forward to it!"
Bisusto chin tapped his face, sharp nails tapping against his face.
"I heard that except for Son Goku and Vegeta, the other three Saiyans are all mixed-race." Weiss said nonchalantly.
"Ahh
Beerus answered, thinking about how to find the Saiyan God.
The red stage walked up to three slender beauties, two in front of them holding cardboard, one with a magnificent castle and the other with a luxurious airplane.
The last girl pushed a cart with a white cloth covering the objects.
The turtle fairy stared straight at the award girl, and didn't care about the prize at all.
"While castles and airplanes are valuable prizes, the most valuable are ...... Dragon Ball! ”
Mrs. Bulma tore open the white cloth, and several glittering orange-red beads appeared. Each one carries a different pentagram inside.
"Wow!"
Everyone was amazed, obviously knowing the role of Dragon Ball.
"That's Namek's Wishing Ball!?" Beerus was surprised.
"Hmmm! I heard that the gods of the earth are the people of Namek. Weiss said disapprerovingly.
"Wait...... How are there only six of them! ”
A voice came from the crowd.
Everyone stared at it, and they were stunned, and the four planets were gone.
"You haven't given me your phone number yet!"
Four small children ran out from the back of the house, one of them was a little boy with a lilac head. Hold a cute little girl in front.
The little boy is naturally Trunks, and the other three are not outsiders, they are Pirav, Xiao Wu, and Ah Xiu, who are old acquaintances of Sun Wukong.
Time passes, and the scenery of King Pirav is no longer there, and the three of them make a wish with Dragon Balls. Rejuvenation, and as a result, all of them have become children.
The three of them had no one to ask for a part-time job, and the poor couldn't eat, so they sneaked into the warehouse where the prizes were stored, hoping to steal something valuable. I didn't expect to run into Trunks and Sun Wutian.
After a few entanglements, Trunks actually fell in love with Xiao Wu, who was about the same age as his mother.
"I don't have that kind of high-end thing!"
Xiao Wu was angry and ashamed, trying to get rid of Trunks' entanglement, and with a bang, a glittering bead fell out of her clothes, with four five-pointed stars inside.
Four planets appear!
"You ......"
Trunks looked at Xiao Wu in a daze.
Sou!
Pirav picked up the four planets on the ground, and when he looked sideways, he actually attracted everyone's attention.
Ah Xiu was at a loss. Xiao Wu reacted the fastest, pulled out a pistol, and took Trunks hostage.
“……”
Trunks' budding heart seems to be hurting. motionless, did not break free from Xiao Wu's shackles.
"Hey! You guys, if you don't want that kid to die, give me a million at once! ”
Pirav yelled in a rage, but everyone looked at him playfully.
"100,000 is fine!" Pirav asked tentatively.
"Haha......"
The crowd burst into laughter and hijacked a Saiyan. It's a shame that he came up with it.
"That little imp said he was going to kill someone, but these people were laughing. It seems that there is a lesson to be learned. ”
Beerus couldn't take it anymore and was about to get up. Vegeta, who had never taken his eyes off him, rushed out.
"They're kidding, that's my son's girlfriend, it's a boring show, don't you say?"
Vegeta was covered in cold sweat and greeted with a smile.
"I never thought I'd ever see such a ...... in my life"
The wooden clone raised his eyebrows and decided to finish reading it before leaving.
He naturally knew what was going on, but seeing it with his own eyes was a different mood.
It's rare to see this kind of God-unfolding plot.
"Is this a cheer show? It's so interesting, I'll join in too! ”
Sun Gohan pressed his watch and instantly changed into a Saiyan costume.
"Cute and charming villains, Saiyans can't spare you bad guys!"
Sun Gohan really drank too much and put on a few shameful poses.
Pirav and the others looked at Sun Gohan blankly, for fear that he would bite in the next second.
"Could it be that the Saiyan God?" Beerus stared at Son Gohan's back.
"Ahaha...... You are mistaken, he is the son of Kakarot! "Vegeta is about to collapse.
“……”
Beerus's eyes twitched, and he didn't seem to be in a good mood.
"Shoot me, shoot me boldly! If you want to shoot, be sure to shoot it all at once! ”
Sun Gohan not only drank too much, but seemed to have forgotten to take medicine when he went out.
"That guy is going to shoot bullets." Trunks kindly reminded Xiao Wu.
"Come on! Shoot boldly, don't shoot at your feet, shoot at your face! ”
Sun Gohan jumped back, his hands crossed on his waist, and stood in front of Xiao Wu.
"That guy drank and his personality completely changed."
The corners of Klin's mouth twitched, and Dandy on the side was already stunned.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Xiao Wu raised her pistol and shot all the bullets in one go.
Sun Gohan raised a finger and inadvertently bounced bullets away.
"Huh?"
The wooden clone suddenly disappeared in place, and the next second he was half-crouching on the ground, holding a bullet between his two fingers.
"Gohan and I had a good conversation. Let him drink less bars next time! ”
The wooden clone threw away the bullet in his hand, ignoring the stunned Bidili behind him, walked to his table, picked up the black top hat and belt, and decided to find the main body.
Everyone stared at Sun Gohan amusedly. There was no bullet that had just bounced off and almost injured Bidili, but two more people saw the scene.
"This man ......"
Vegeta looked at the wooden clone in surprise, obviously an ordinary person, and his speed was amazing.
The most important thing is that he doesn't know this man!
"It's all flying to me, who is that person?"
Beerus on the side narrowed his eyes and spoke indifferently. A fragment of a bullet fell from his forehead.
"Ugh!"
Vegeta broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, how could he know who the wooden clone was, but he couldn't refuse Beerus, especially Beerus had a gloomy face, just using the wooden clone. Borrow a donkey from the slope.
"Wait......"
Vegeta hurriedly rushed to the wooden clone and held him down on the shoulder.
"What's the matter?" The wooden clone said flatly.
"What's your name?"
Vegeta didn't dare to be presumptuous with Beerus, but with the wooden clone, his tone unconsciously carried a hint of arrogance.
"I don't really like your tone!"
The wooden clone broke free of Vegeta's hand and was about to leave, when his pupils suddenly shrank and he looked up at the blue sky.
The ontology retreat is over!
"You ......"
Vegeta had a hard hand in his hand, trying to grab the wooden clone.
Rumble!
The wooden clone burst out with a powerful repulsion all over his body.
Vegeta was caught off guard for a moment. A long choke stepped back.
The wooden clone sat down in a chair, ignoring Vegeta, and used telepathy to communicate with the body.
"It's very unpleasant!"
Beerus spread his fist. Wisps of bullet fragments cut off.
"Destroy the planet!"
Vis picked up the cloth and wiped the corners of his mouth.
"Creation was preceded by destruction......
A hazy purple light appeared in Beerus's palm.
"Damn!"
Vegeta never forgot to observe Beerus, and he didn't care about the wooden clone anymore, and rushed onto the stage like a whirlwind.
"The cheer show is over, now let's get in!"
Vegeta had just finished speaking and began to provoke a deadly dance.
Everyone stared blankly at Vegeta's mechanical dance. There is a herd of happy alpacas rushing from the bottom of my heart, all petrified.
"Did Vegeta have a convulsion too?" Clint unconsciously muttered to himself.
"It's a disappointment!"
Vis pouted. This kind of dance is so bad that I don't feel like I want to kill.
"I can't imagine that this guy's singing and dancing can be compared to Weiss."
Beerus's eyes twitched. The anger disappeared without a trace.
"What an accident! Forget it, go ahead and grab a bite to eat. ”
Weiss stood up and walked to the hamburger cart not far away.
"You go eat first!"
Beerus didn't follow Vis and walked towards the wooden clone, trying to know if he was a Saiyan god.
"Hoo ......"
Vegeta exhaled, walked off the stage, looked at the happy people below, and felt aggrieved, "It's all Uncle Ben who gave up his dignity to make Beerus happy, in exchange for the peace of the earth, and the rest is to keep him in a good mood until he leaves the earth, which is considered safe." ”
"This prince also bows his head sometimes! Because you want to protect something you cherish! ”
The wooden clone chuckled and ended the conversation with Madara.
He said a lot, Madara only said one word.
Turn him upside down!
"Are you a Saiyan god?" Beerus stood behind the wooden clone.
"It's not!"
A strange smile appeared on the face of the wooden clone, and he could finally let go of his hands and feet.
"How did I forget him!"
Vegeta was shocked when she saw the wooden clone, and she didn't think much about it, so she hurriedly ran over.
"Oh!"
Beerus nodded, not asking the name of the wooden clone.
"Wait...... I answered your question, should you answer my question? The wooden clone took off the top hat on his head and threw it on the table.
"What's the problem?"
Beerus stopped, looking curiously at the wooden clone.
"Are you a rabbit?"
The words of the wooden clone made Vegeta's soul fly out of the sky.
"You don't look like that! That's a rat? Or a dog? ”
The wooden clone didn't wait for Beerus to speak, and continued to talk to himself.
The corners of Beerus's eyes twitched, and a trace of terror overflowed from his body, and his golden eyes stared coldly at the wooden clone.
"I'm sorry, I forgot that animals can't talk!"
The corners of the wooden clone's mouth turned up, and he couldn't help it for a long time.
It's so much fun to make trouble with the ontology or something. (To be continued)
PS: Thank you for the tips of 'ONZXC123O' and 'Rookie Goofy'!