"Brother Kui, I call you brother! Pull this thing away! Lu Tianyi was also quite helpless.

"Brother Lu, can't I say it this time?" Zhao Xiaotian couldn't help but say, "Brother Lu, don't worry, next time I will definitely come up with a suitable sentence!" ”

Hearing this, Lu Tianyi patted Zhao Xiaotian on the shoulder and said, "Next time you meet your junior high school Chinese teacher, don't say anything else, give him a brick on the back of his head first!" It's true! ”

……

At one o'clock in the morning, Lu Tianyi took the energy-saving and emission reduction autonomous driving Xiaoqing and flew towards the suburbs.

At a height of 100 meters in the sky, Lu Tianyi saw the villa from a distance.

patted Xiaoqing, "It's almost there, the houses in front, the innermost one is." ”

"Roger! Coming soon! Xiaoqing shook his wings, his speed soared, and he reached the sky above the villa in a few breaths.

Gently landing on the lawn of the garden behind the villa, Xiaoqing took a deep breath and said excitedly: "Big brother, the aura here is two or three times stronger than your home!" I smoked poison gas at your house for a day yesterday and almost suffocated me! ”

Ignoring Xiaoqing's complaints, Lu Tianyi instructed him: "Behind this is the big mountain, you can go to the mountains to play if you have nothing to do in the future, and you can go to the next river to catch fish." But keep in mind that you can only go out after dark and you must come back before dawn. ”

"Got it, big brother!"

"Let's go, let's go inside!"

Lu Tianyi glanced at Xiaoqing, who was still walking with his head down in the house.

"You're still too tall." After thinking about it, he said, "In this way, you will live on the third floor in the future, and the third floor is more spacious and allows you to stretch." ”

Take Xiaoqing to the third floor.

"Big brother, this place is spacious, but there are no beds! You and Sister Lili both have beds, but I don't. Xiaoqing pursed her mouth, saying that she would not do it and refused to be treated differently.

"You are a bird, if you don't sleep in the bird's nest, you still have to sleep in the bed, why don't you go to heaven?"

"Didn't I just fly here!"

Lu Tianyi: "......"

I'm special!

Glancing at the sponge pads in the fitness room, my eyes lit up.

"Don't you want a bed, I'll get it for you now!"

Lu Tianyi immediately took eight sponge pads, put them together in two rows of four, and then found an unknown extra-large animal skin in the storage ring and spread it on the sponge pad.

"Alright, you've got your bed done!" Lu Tianyi pointed to the mat next to him.

"Will this work?" Xiaoqing walked over with a disgusted face.

"Absolutely! If you don't believe it, go up and try it yourself! ”

Seeing Lu Tianyi swearing so much, Xiaoqinghu walked up suspiciously and lay on it.

"Huh! It's also really soft! ”

"yes, it's soft enough. Since you're satisfied, I'll go down first! ”

……

There is this job in this world - programmer, commonly known as the programming ape. This job does not require manual labor, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the salary is good, so every year, countless aspiring young people from universities join this group and become a member of it, moving towards high-wage urban white-collar workers.

When you join in, you'll find out that what I'm saying is true.

However......

Love is deep, hate is cut!

Hate as much as you like it!

Although the salary is high and the environment is good, there are also big disadvantages.

When you join one of them, you will find yourself suffering from backache and leg cramps every day. But it's not the work that is tiring, it's the one you sit out of the chair.

After two years, you will notice that you have less hair and a lot of hair loss every day. But it's not that you're malnourished because you don't have anything to eat, it's because your brain flies every day and you keep thinking about the growth of your life.

After three years, you will find yourself a Xiu'er with a herniated lumbar disc. But it's not that you have high emotional intelligence and can be funny, but that you really have a herniated disc in your lumbar spine. That's right, you're sick!

After five years, you will find that you have grown up overnight, matured, and become a middle-aged uncle. He had white hair, the top of his head was bald, his back was hunched, and his legs and feet were not good.

At this time, you will sigh: time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle! In the blink of an eye, I am an uncle in my twenties!

In the end, you'll find out that I'm talking nonsense! Because I don't know the real life of the programmed ape, I'm just making it up! Surprised, surprised?

Well, let's get down to business! Let's switch lenses.

As a programmer, Zhang Jiazhe has to work overtime every day because he has to catch up with a program.

When he got off work, it was 9 p.m. I went back to my apartment and took a shower, and it was about half past ten.

Just as he was brewing himself a cup of Nescafe and was about to go to the bedroom to continue the fight, there was a rhythmic and gentle knock on the door.

"Knock knock! Knock knock! ”

Hearing this knock on the door, Zhang Jiazhe frowned slightly, "Who is looking for me on this big night?" ”

"Who?" Zhang Jiazhe didn't move his feet and shouted at the door in place.

However, he was still answered by a rhythmic knock on the door.

"Knock knock! Knock knock! ”

Seeing that no one responded, although Zhang Jiazhe had doubts, he didn't think much about it.

He walked to the doorway, and the man was lying on the door, his eyes looking out at the narrow cat's eye hole, and the cat's eye was only blood-red.

I can't see who's knocking outside the door!

At the same time, the knocking on the door suddenly stopped.

"Who the hell painted my cat's eyes red, I'm sick!"

"It must have been some bear kid who did it with a watercolor pen. Now these little kids are pampered by adults, and they are lawless. No, I must react to the property tomorrow, and I must give this stinky boy a good family training! ”

Seeing that it might be a prank by a bear child, Zhang Jiazhe didn't pay attention to it, turned around and prepared to go to the bedroom, and continued to code.

"Knock knock! Knock knock! ”

Just as he turned, there was another knock on the door, light and rhythmic.

"I'd like to see which one is playing a prank!" Zhang Jiazhe turned around and gently aimed his eyes at the cat's eye, wanting to see if he could see the situation outside.

However, it was still blood-red outside, and I couldn't see anything clearly!

At the same time, the knock on the door stopped abruptly again!

Zhang Jiazhe remained silent and did not leave, his eyes were still staring at the cat's eye, trying to see a little shadow.

One second,

Two seconds,

Three-second ......

Holding his breath, the whole room was silent, Zhang Jiazhe just looked out with his eyes at the cat's eyes on the door, but he didn't wait for the knock on the door.

Just when Zhang Jiazhe hesitated whether to give up.

Suddenly......

The blood-colored thing on the cat's eye blinked!

"Ahh "Boom!"

Zhang Jiazhe screamed, his footsteps couldn't help but retreat, the coffee in his hand fell to the ground, the ceramic cup fell to pieces, and the fragments made a crisp sound on the ground.

Zhang Jiazhe saw it clearly, his cold hair stood on end, the blood-colored thing,

It turned out to be an eyeball!

There was someone outside, just like him, lying on the door, peeping at him behind the door through a cat's eye.