Chapter 0028 No Profit Can't Be Early
This scene almost made Qin Han laugh!
Looking at She Fengqi's embarrassed and painful appearance, I don't know if the chrysanthemum is okay?
She Fengqi swung his sword at the hand that poked out of the coffin, trying to cut off the zombie hand.
Unexpectedly, with a bang, the coffin lid was suddenly shaken away and smashed at She Fengqi.
She Fengqi hurriedly retreated, and at the same time slapped his palm on the lid of the coffin.
Bang!
The coffin lid was violently shaken away by She Fengqi.
At the same time, a female zombie dressed in red jumped up from the coffin!
"Whew-"
Jumping out of the coffin, the female zombie just looked up to the sky and let out a long howl.
As if to say, the old lady has finally come out!
", it turns out that there are not only old ghosts here, but also big zongzi!"
She Fengqi burst into a foul mouth, lame, took two steps back, returned to Qin Han's side, and looked at the zombie coldly.
Qin Han looked at the part under She Fengqi's lower back, and saw that her pants had broken a big hole, and it seemed that the injury was not light.
Look at that zombie again, he is not very tall, his face is dark, his claws are sharp, and his fangs are more than three inches long when he sticks out of his lips, and he is obviously a qualified zombie old-timer.
However, this kind of zombie is no threat to Qin Han.
Because she is a wild zombie, she has no spiritual intelligence, and she has no cultivation techniques.
In Qin Han's eyes, she is a wooden person.
Moreover, Qin Han is also a zombie physique, gathering like things, loving each other, I believe that this female zombie will not attack herself.
Even, the female zombie's roar just now, Qin Han sounded a little kind.
She Fengqi was very nervous, touched his buttocks with his hand, turned his head to Qin Han and said, "Qin Han, I'm injured......"
Qin Han pretended to be surprised: "Really? Where's the injury? Show me! ”
"Don't look, don't look, this place ...... It's not pretty! ”
She Fengqi grinned, handed the sword in his hand to Qin Han, and said, "Quick, kill that zombie for me...... I can't do it, the corpse poison attacks quickly, and the whole fart is ...... All around the wound are numb! ”
Qin Han didn't take the sword and said: "We agreed to go first, but we just accompanied you to catch ghosts, and we didn't say that I wanted to deal with zombies!" ”
She Fengqi was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "Uncle, ancestor, since you have advanced Maoshan skills, don't play with the little girl, hurry up and kill that zombie!" ”
As she spoke, the female zombie rolled her eyes, looked at Qin Han and She Fengqi, and roared again, jumping forward.
She Fengqi shouted: "Look, look, if you don't do it, she will eat you!" ”
"She dares to eat me?" Qin Han scoffed and said, "I'm standing here and not moving, and she doesn't dare to touch me!" ”
With a plop, She Fengqi fell to the ground, took out a few antidote pills and ate them indiscriminately, and said with difficulty: "Don't make trouble...... Qin Han, corpse poison attacked, I can't stand it......"
Qin Han was taken aback, and turned his head to see that She Fengqi's face was dark, and his eyes were scattered, which was indeed a sign of corpse poison.
"Woohoo!"
At this moment, the female zombie roared again and jumped in front of Qin Han.
"What are you yelling at? Scare your ancestors! ”
Qin Han glared, waved his hand, and slapped the female zombie in the face!
Syllable!
The female zombie was slapped in the face, her expression was stunned, she didn't dare to fight back, and stood there in a daze!
Because, she had already sensed the zombie aura on Qin Han's body.
It is estimated that she is still depressed in her heart, Nima is a zombie, why did you hit me?
Why should zombies be embarrassed by zombies?
Qin Han waved his hand, slapped it again, and shouted: "Get out of the way, die on the side!" ”
"Woohoo......"
The female zombie seemed to be very unconvinced, but she didn't dare to resist, she was stunned for a moment, and turned around and jumped towards the front hall of the broken temple......
She Fengqi was still sane, and he was stunned, and asked in amazement: "Qin Han, what are you...... What spell? ”
It's also too bizarre to slap the zombies away.
Such an obedient zombie, She Fengqi is also unheard of.
Qin Han smiled proudly: "This is not a spell, it is a man's momentum." To those disobedient women, no need to say more, one word, hit! ”
She Fengqi didn't understand Qin Han's pun, and shouted: "Quick, kill this zombie quickly, if she runs out, she will definitely kill others in the future!" ”
Qin Han shrugged his shoulders and said:
"Zombies and I have no grievances, why should I kill her? What does it have to do with me that zombies kill other people? I kill the zombies, will other people thank me and give me money? I am a person who is unprofitable and cannot afford to be early, and I resolutely do not do thankless things. ”
"You-"
She Fengqi was so angry that she glared and said, "Who did you learn the spell from?" Didn't your master tell you that learning magic is going against the sky. After learning, you must do the right thing for the heavens, otherwise there will be heavenly retribution, and there will be no return! ”
Qin Han scratched his head: "There is still this statement?" ”
's own beautiful master, who only let himself practice, but didn't say anything about heavenly retribution.
She Fengqi shook his head again and again, and said weakly: "Whatever you want...... That's all I have to say. ”
"Okay, I'll kill this zombie!"
Qin Han chased after the zombie and waved his hand at the same time and shouted: "You come back for me!" ”
However, this time, the female zombie was disobedient and jumped forward at an accelerated pace.
"Mom, dare not give me face?"
Qin Han was furious, and suddenly jumped behind the zombie, stretched out his hand and poked her waist, shouting: "Certain! ”
"Boil......
The female zombie let out a low cry in her throat, and then froze, standing there motionless.
She Fengqi was stunned again, and asked in astonishment: "Qin Han, are you ...... again?" What exercises? Beautiful, can you still give zombies a point? ”
"Speaking of pretty, it's definitely not as good as you." Qin Han froze the zombie, turned around and said, "However, isn't it strange to give the zombie a point?" You are a teacher from Maoshan Mountain, didn't your master teach you the relevant knowledge of the 'Seven Caves of the Corpse'? ”
"Seven holes in the body?" She Fengqi continued to be confused and shook her head blankly.
Qin Han picked up the female zombie, returned to She Fengqi's side, put it down, pointed at the female zombie, and said:
"Whether it's a corpse or a zombie, there are acupuncture points on the body, but it's not as complicated as the acupoints of living people. They only have a total of seven big caves, called the seven points of the corpse, also known as the seven corpse holes, remember the location of these seven points, you can deal with all the corpses and zombies...... Where do you still need any ropes and talismans? ”
All this knowledge comes from the memory of the old Maoshan Dao who was devoured by the Qin and Han dynasties.
Qin Han explained and talked eloquently, as if he was born with such knowledge.
When She Fengqi heard this, her spirit lifted slightly, and she asked with an expectant face, "This corpse has seven acupoints...... Where, Qin Han, can you tell me more carefully? ”
Qin Han touched his nose and frowned at She Fengqi: "It's no problem to talk about it, but ...... Why should I teach you? What good do you have for me? ”
She Fengqi raised his hand: "I ......"
However, before he finished speaking, She Fengqi rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
The corpse poison attacked, and She Fengqi finally couldn't stand it.