Chapter 259: I'm a Cook
The sound was very slight, as crisp as when a drop of water fell to the ground, if it weren't for Zhao Ke standing upwind, he wouldn't even be able to hear such a sound.
"Hey, you can't hear me wrong!"
Wu Ya listened carefully on his back, but he didn't even hear a fart, and cast a suspicious look at Zhao Ke.
He has the blood of a vampire viscount, although his five senses are not as superhuman and terrifying as in the movie.
But in terms of hearing and smell, it has an absolute advantage.
He didn't hear any sound, how could Zhao Ke hear it?
"Don't talk! Listen carefully! ”
Zhao Ke closed his eyes slightly, and at the same time let Rem begin to improve his hearing, as his hearing continued to improve, the sound in his ears became clearer and clearer, footsteps? No, it doesn't look like footsteps, it's more like the sound of running water, rattling.
"I ......"
Wu Ya also seemed to hear the voice, but before he could open his mouth, he was covered by Zhao Ke.
"Click!"
With a heavy footstep, I saw that at the end of the darkness, a black shadow gradually came out, and the strong stench could be smelled even if it was more than ten meters away.
"Corpses!"
This kind of rotten smell is very familiar to Zhao Ke, his eyes are cloudy, it is just a corpse, and it is no threat to himself.
took out the snow Jizi from the mail book, and Zhao Ke walked in the direction of the walking corpse.
"Gross! It stinks, buddy, let's let him go. Wu Ya retched on Zhao Ke's back, and the strong rancid stench was even more uncomfortable than killing him.
Although he feeds on blood, as a proud vampire, this kind of corpse that is already highly decomposed is like stinky food in a garbage can, not to mention appetite, even a glance feels disgusting.
But Zhao Ke didn't think so, it was just rancid, he had already held his breath, and a knife was enough to solve it.
As if sensing Zhao Ke walking in front of him, the walking corpse immediately let out a sharp roar, but when he opened his mouth, he saw that in the depths of his mouth, a black worm flowed out of him.
"Boom la la ......"
Dense black worms, like flowing water, carried a dark green liquid, and instantly covered the ground under the feet of the walking corpse.
"Oh God!"
Seeing this scene, Wu Ya's face turned green.
If this is Wu Ya, even if he is in his heyday, when he sees this scene, he will turn around and run away decisively.
It's not that I can't afford to mess with it, but I really can't stand the smell.
As soon as he thought of the scene where he slapped it and the slimy liquid stained his hands, Wu Ya had goosebumps all over his body.
However, what made Wu Ya scream was that when Zhao Ke saw this, instead of running, he hurriedly stepped up to meet him, put away the snow Jizi in his hand, spread his hands, and showed his source hand.
With a big hand, two cyan palms quickly grabbed a handful of black insects from the ground and pulled them forward, Zhao Ke took a closer look.
The black bug, about the size of a fingernail, was a bit like a beetle, which made the source pinch one in his hand, and Zhao Ke looked at the structure.
"Yes, the meat is very rich!"
To be determined, the structure of the insects in front of him is a little like knowing it, Zhao Ke's eyes are shining, and he is even more excited than seeing a rare stamp.
Recently, Zhao Ke has been worried about the full meal of the butcher's box.
The mouth of this thing has become tricky now, and relying on buns alone is not a long-term solution.
Wanting to block the mouth of this goods, Zhao Ke was already worried, so he could only start collecting corpses in all directions, even if it was the headless corpse before, Zhao Ke had to collect it.
In the past, Zhao Keke only took its essence.
made Zhao Ke seriously suspicious, and his current taste has declined a little.
But now that so many bugs suddenly popped up, it undoubtedly solved Zhao Ke's urgent need.
"Hey, what are you doing? This is a bug?? ”
As if he could see that something was wrong with Zhao Ke's eyes, Wu Ya screamed on Zhao Ke's back, wanting to remind him that this was a worm that came out of the corpse.
"I know!"
Zhao Ke nodded, turned around and ran, but while running, he was rummaging through his own mail book.
"Do you have oil??"
"What??"
Hearing Zhao Ke's inquiry, Wu Ya was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head.
"No, you know, as a noble vampire, my food is always fresh blood.
Preferably 16-year-old girls, because their blood is the sweetest, with a virgin fragrance, which you can't experience. ”
It seems that only by mentioning the moment of most enjoyment, Wu Ya can recover the nausea in his abdomen, of course, by the way, he despises ordinary people like Zhao Ke who are still eating grains.
I just heard Wu Ya lean his head on Zhao Ke's shoulder, as if he had fallen into some kind of memory, and saw Wu Ya explaining to Zhao Ke with an obsessive look that it was difficult for ordinary people to understand.
"I kept a few little loli in captivity, and every day I moonbathed, fresh blood, poured on my skin, and the feeling was ......"
Speaking of the depths of love, Wu Ya seemed to smell the special sweet fragrance again, and couldn't help opening her mouth slightly, revealing her bright red tongue and licking it at the air.
I felt a very greasy taste on the tip of my tongue.
couldn't help but open his eyes and look, Wu Ya's eyes suddenly widened, and he screamed, "God, are you crazy??" ”
I saw that Zhao Ke didn't know when, and rushed into a room.
The demon foot was summoned out by Zhao Ke, and his palms were spread, and he grabbed a large iron pot with one hand.
Pale yellow oil, fill the iron pan to the brim.
The furniture under the pot that was smashed by Zhao Ke was ignited, and the black smoke billowed out, only to see the source grab it, and shoot all the black smoke into a black ball, which was casually thrown into the stamp book by Zhao Ke.
As the fire rose, I saw that the oil in the two cauldrons also began to boil.
"What to do! Cooking, of course! ”
I saw Zhao Ke stretch his hand, the white skirt was rolled in mid-air, and the neat kitchen skirt was worn by Zhao Ke, with a colander in his left hand and a steel basin on his right hand.
Fortunately, at that time in Qianmiao Village, in order to practice the source hand, I specially bought a lot of pots and pans, which was barely enough.
"No?? Cook? You, you, you, you ......"
has always prided himself as an elegant gentleman, Wu Ya still thinks that his temper is not bad, but seeing Zhao Ke, Wu Ya is really a little crazy.
He is not afraid of death, but he absolutely can't bear it, and turning himself into a delicacy of those insects is the greatest insult to his blood clan.
"Also, don't you run out of oil?"
Wu Ya saw the oil that had begun to bubble in the pot, and couldn't help asking.
"As a competent cook, oil extraction is the basic."
Zhao Ke said this, and threw out two corpses from the postal album, but the corpses had become dry, and it felt like pressed bean dregs, which was casually thrown aside by Zhao Ke in the corner.
Seeing Zhao Ke say this, there was a dull sound outside the door, and I saw dense black insects coming in through the crack in the door.
"It's coming!"
Seeing these insects, Zhao Ke's eyes lit up, a weird smile rose at the corner of his mouth, and he reached out to grab it.
A large handful of black worms were grabbed by Zhao Ke and thrown directly into the oil pot.
"Zizi Zi ......"
I saw that the oil pot was boiling, and those black insects were fished out by Zhao Ke and put in another pot for a second time in a blink of an eye.
At the same time as the re-frying, Zhao Ke once again urged the source hand to start catching a new round of insects into the pot.
After a while, when the insects were fished out after the second re-explosion, I saw that the shells of these insects were blown golden brown.
Sprinkled with seasoning, Zhao Ke shook it slightly, and saw that between the insects rolling, a special fragrance had begun to gradually diffuse with the rolling.
"Humph! Fair! ”
Wu Ya, who was lying on Zhao Ke's back, pouted, although he still couldn't accept it, at least in terms of appearance at this time, at least it no longer made him disgusting like before.
A pot of insects came out of the pot and was wrapped in a layer of batter by Zhao Ke.
Have the demons raise one foot, hang a small pot on their toes, and start stir-frying.
Catch insects, fry, re-fry, marinate, stir-fry.
The dazzling operation made Wu Ya behind Zhao Ke, and his eyes were a little insufficient.
"Woo~ I still recognize your cooking skills, it's ...... this material"
Wu Ya looked at Zhao Ke's operation, and with the fragrance that began to emanate from the stir-fry, he couldn't help but swallow it and smear it, and then look, the golden insects in the stir-fry became more and more fragrant.
The batter on the surface began to fluff up, making the appearance of the insect no longer look so hideous, but a little dull and cute.
"No matter how delicious it is, I won't be swayed...... Well, perhaps! Wu Ya tried not to look at it.
It's just that burst of fragrance that always makes Wu Ya can't help but turn his head sideways.
A white dinner plate with a pinch of lost incense sprinkled on the bottom of the plate.
The pink fruit puree was placed on the dinner plate by Zhao Ke, and he wiped it with the back of the spoon, and under the pink trajectory that seemed to be a meteor, three golden beetles were placed on the dinner plate.
The honest and lovely appearance, with Zhao Ke's specially designed plating, is refreshing.
"Yes! Looks...... Still...... Not bad, isn't it? ”
Wu Ya reminded himself all the time that as a proud vampire, he should be reserved and should refuse this mundane temptation.
It's just that he says no, but the body is still very honest.
The saliva in his mouth, Wu Ya didn't know how many mouthfuls he swallowed.
Looking at the grease stains on the edge of the plate, a perfect dish, I couldn't help but deeply touch Wu Ya's heart.
Compared to those French dishes, this dish is simply a classic among classics, with the emerald lost fragrance and pink puree, which perfectly sets off the simplicity and cuteness of the golden beetle.
Wu Ya suddenly felt that the so-called three-star Michelin meals he had eaten in Paris before were simply rubbish.
I saw Zhao Ke pick up the plate in his hand, bend down slightly, and said, "Your food today, the three cicadas smell the green, and taste it clearly." ”
Zhao Ke's sudden humble attitude suddenly made Wu Ya feel much happier, nodded, and suddenly felt that although Zhao Ke was a hateful person, he forced himself to sign an unfair treaty.
But sometimes, it's still good.
Besides, looking at the golden cicada exuding bursts of fragrance on the plate, Wu Ya was indeed very appetizing, and said in his heart: "Well, it's not bad to challenge yourself once in a while." ”
However, just when Wu Ya was ready to put down his body and avoid being embarrassed.
I saw a silver-colored box jump up from the ground, and the box opened, revealing a bloody mouth, and a mouth: "My!!" ”