Chapter 5: Miserable
Huafu is the residence of Hua Taishi, although it is not as good as Ning Wang's Mansion, but it is also a magnificent mansion, in addition to the four good-looking maids in spring, summer, autumn and winter, there are a large number of family members.
Chen Feng's purpose is to be like Tang Bohu in the original plot, to infiltrate Washington as a housekeeper, and then act at the opportunity.
At this time, Chen Feng pushed a wooden cart to the front of Washington, and the captain lying on the wooden cart suddenly sat up and said, "Say yes first, and give me all the money after the sale." ”
"Don't worry that I can give you the money first, but from now on you won't be able to move, understand?" In order to ensure that nothing went wrong, Chen Feng took out three ingots of silver and stuffed them into his clothes, and the captain lay down contentedly, motionless.
Chen Feng was just about to shout, when he suddenly saw a sloppy man dressed in a show in the distance also pushing a cart over, and there was a family of five lying on his cart.
"Damn! Isn't this the worst person in the plot? ”
Chen Feng doesn't think that he can be miserable than this brother, but even if he is miserable, he is a little unbearable, in the plot, this brother committed suicide directly in order to be miserable, although Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance is a nonsensical comedy, but this scene is still a little regrettable.
He hurriedly greeted him, "Brother Ren, are you going to sell yourself to bury the whole family?" ”
"You too?" The Xiucai glanced at the cart pushed by Chen Feng, and his tone was quite emotional, with a feeling that he was also a fallen person at the end of the world.
At this time, suddenly the palm of the captain's hand moved, and Xiucai was directly frightened and sat on the ground.
"Damn! Didn't I tell you to stop moving? Chen Feng turned his head and asked, fortunately, the people from Washington didn't come out, otherwise they would have been exposed.
"Well, my butt is a little itchy, and I can't help but scratch it." The captain smiled embarrassedly, and Chen Feng sneered, "If you move again, the silver will be returned to me immediately." ”
When the captain heard this, he immediately became honest, his hands firmly attached to the cart, his eyes closed, motionless like a dead corpse.
"Brother Ren, what are you ......" Before Xiucai finished speaking, Chen Feng had already stuffed a handful of broken silver into his hand, "Brother, don't ask so much, you can take these broken silver to bury your family, don't come to Washington to sell yourself." ”
"Thank you, thank you" After taking the silver, Xiucai thanked Dade and left, Chen Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and used a little silver to eliminate a competitor, what a cost-effective thing.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, sell yourself to bury your father, and the price is fair."
Chen Feng squatted at the door of Washington, and took out the wooden sign that had been prepared, on which were written in red lacquer the four tragic characters of selling his body to bury his father, but he didn't expect to hear it leisurely as soon as the words fell
"Freshly baked filial piety auction, take a look, take a look~"
Chen Feng fixed his eyes and looked to the right of Washington, a man who was also down-and-out and dressed pushed a cart to the gate of Washington, who could that person be if it was not Tang Bohu?
"Damn!" After the two met, they couldn't help but scold in unison.
The door of Washington was opened, and two women walked out one after the other, the woman in front of him was Qiu Xiang, the head of the legendary four incense, Chen Feng saw Qiu Xiang for the first time outside the screen, I have to say that Qiu Xiang is indeed a little beautiful, but it can't reach the level in his mind, and even the Kong Ruyan who humiliated himself is much more beautiful than Qiu Xiang.
As for the one standing next to Qiu Xiang, it was the "peerless" pomegranate sister, but this pomegranate sister made Chen Feng's eyes light up, and he couldn't help but secretly praise in his heart, "There is such an ugly girl in the world, and that big mouth is even more amazing!" ”
"Hey, it's too unlucky for you two to sell yourself here early in the morning to bury your father, right?" Although Sister Pomegranate complained, her eyes kept wandering between Chen Feng and Tang Bohu, after all, both of them were handsome.
"I don't want to." Chen Feng shook his head again and again, and looked at the captain on the board car from time to time, pretending to be distressed.
"Dad, you died so miserably!" Seeing this, Tang Bohu hurriedly hugged his "father" on the board car and cried bitterly, but in fact, there was not half a tear.
"We still need a subordinate in Washington, but there are two of you, which makes us very embarrassed." Sister Pomegranate said tangledly.
Tang Bohu took a deep breath, hugged the "corpse" and cried, "Dad, the child is not filial, I wanted to study hard to gain fame and glory to the ancestors, and let you enjoy the blessings, but I didn't expect all this to come so suddenly, and now the child's ambition is unpaid but he doesn't even have the money to bury your old coffin, the child is not filial!" ”
Sister Pomegranate and Qiu Xiang were moved, with tears in their eyes, Sister Pomegranate said, "Otherwise, let's buy him, it can be regarded as satisfying his filial piety." ”
Tang Bohu secretly showed a smug expression to Chen Feng, how could Chen Feng let him succeed, and hurriedly hugged the captain lying on the wooden board and cried, "Dad, a serious illness separates you from heaven and earth, I still remember what you taught me before, but now that you are gone, what is the point of me living alone in the world?" Don't worry, I'll go down to accompany you right away, and we'll be father and son again in the next life. In order to pretend to be more like, he picked up a mallet on the ground and was about to knock it on his head.
Seeing this, Qiu Xiang hurriedly snatched the mallet and comforted, "People can't be resurrected after death, you should live well, so that your father's teachings will not be restored." ”
Chen Feng nodded and replied, "Sister is taught." ”
Sister Pomegranate looked at Qiu Xiang helplessly, "What should I do, both of them are filial sons, which one should I buy?" ”
The kind-hearted Qiu Xiang couldn't make a decision for a while, so she stomped her feet and said, "Forget it, let both of them come in first, I'll let Mrs. buy both of them." ”
"Thank you, Sister Qiuxiang."
"Sister Qiuxiang, I'm sorry for you."
Chen Feng and Tang Bohu both thanked Qiu Xiang for the first time, Qiu Xiang nodded with a light smile, and then beckoned Chen Feng and Tang Bohu in.
Qiu Xiang still has a very high status in Washington, but it's just a matter of buying one more subordinate, and she did it in one sentence.
Chen Feng and Tang Bohu were then taken to a room of the officials, and the housekeeper took out two deeds of sale and asked, "Nian is a filial piety between the two of you, so I will buy the two of you to Washington, numbered 9527 and 9528 respectively, is there a problem?" ”
Chen Feng and Tang Bohu did not hesitate to sign these two deeds of sale, after all, both of them were drunk and did not mean to drink.
After leaving the room, Tang Bohu took Chen Feng's hand and asked, "Brother Zhu, Qiu Xiang is the first thing I took a fancy to, are you not like this?" ”
Chen Feng's eyes turned and said, "Don't worry, I will never rob you of Qiu Xiang, but the other spring fragrance, summer fragrance, and winter fragrance, hehehehe"
"Understood, thank you for wishing my brother success" Tang Bohu also smiled obscenely, his target was only Qiu Xiang and no one else, as long as Qiu Xiang was not targeted, everything was easy to say.