In the whole bamboo forest, because of the soul of the child in the jar, the ghost is crying wolf. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd

Coupled with the sound of the wind blowing bamboo leaves, it is a bit noisy.

However, the moment I slapped the fortune teller in the face, all the voices were suppressed by me.

Then, in the whole bamboo forest, there was silence, only the 'snap' of my slap was still echoing.

Han Xiaotian was shocked, Bai Xiaomoth was shocked, as for the fortune teller, he hadn't reacted at all.

After a full two seconds, I swished and was back in place. The fortune teller reacted thoroughly.

Then, he yelled, "Ah... Boy, you... How dare you hit me in the face!! You know, who am I? Do you know what will happen if you hit me in the face? ”

I clasped my nose with my little thumb, and then said indifferently, "Who the hell do I care about you?" Lao Tzu hits you, and hits you in the face! ”

As he spoke, he swooped and flew towards him again.

This time, I'm going to hit him in the other cheek.

Don't ask me why, if you don't ask, I'll say it, because Baba is fair, and if you hit one side of the face, you will naturally hit the other side of the face.

And only by playing on both sides can we play with beauty and artistic level.

I have decided, after I Yan Huohuo, on the road of Taoism, I will learn one more technique, that is, the technique of slapping the face. I want to learn this technique well, so that if any turtle son provokes me in the future, I will slap him in the face.

Which posture of slapping the face is more beautiful, which one is used by Baba.

I will use whichever kind of slap in the face will make the effect of the face more ugly.

"Whoosh~~"

Putting on the Qimen Flying Armor and running my vitality, I started to run, like the wind.

In an instant, I was in front of the fortune teller.

At this moment, he still wants to speak, and he wants to intimidate me, warn me, and scold me...

I saw that his cheeks were bulging, and the words were probably on my lips, so I raised my right hand directly, and then pumped it against his bulging cheeks!!

"Smack!"

This time, the sound was not so loud.

However, it hurt my hand.

"Ahh Burst... I'm going to kill you..."

The fortune teller was angry, completely angry, he was so angry, the blood in his mouth, I don't know if it was pulled out or angry. Sprayed directly...

Fortunately, Baba ran fast, otherwise this spray would probably have been sprayed on me.

At that moment, I turned my vitality into action, and with a whoosh, like the wind, went around the back of the fortune teller.

To tell you the truth, at that time, I had a thought, a particularly dirty thought. I just wanted to pick up a branch and poke his chrysanthemum ~ flower, but after thinking about it for a while, I thought it was better to forget it.

If he were a woman, then I would have done that.

But hell, he's a man, and he's not as good as a brute.

Such a person, do I dare to poke it? No, if I stabbed it, I was afraid of the smell, so I went straight down the branch and stained my hands.

So, I just lifted my foot and kicked him in the ass.

This kick almost kicked him to a. However, this product still had two hits, and it actually climbed up firmly.

Then, waving the spirit flag, he came towards me.

"Sneer~~"

The five poisonous beasts were all summoned by him, and then came to besiege me.

Even, the snow-white toad among the five poisonous beasts actually burrowed into the ground, and it burrowed into the ground, wanting to sneak attack me.

I saw that the snow-white toad, with a 'whoosh', turned into a white light and rushed out from under the ground. Then, jumping into the air, he lunged at me.

"Quack~~~"

Seeing that snow-white toad, it was about to pounce on me.

Even, it opened its mouth wide and wanted to bite me.

If it bites me, I'm doomed, and I'm going to be poisoned by his venom.

Xiao Rong next to him screamed, "Childe, be careful!" ”

Even Han Xiaotian sweated for me.

"Hey, hey—" but I laughed wickedly, and then took out the compass from my bosom.

"Boom!!" I activated the vitality in the dantian, fed the vitality into the compass, and then took the compass and slapped it on the snow-white toad in the air.

It was like playing table tennis ball, and I pumped it on the snow-white toad.

Then, aiming it at the fortune teller's face, he pulled it over.

"Boom!!"

The snow-white toad, slapped by my compass, was like a ping-pong ball, and I pulled it out.

Then, like a light, yes, really like a light, flew towards the face of the fortune teller.

Impartially, it just hit the fortune teller in the face.

The fortune teller had just gotten up, and was hit by such a huge force that he fell directly to the ground.

At this moment, we looked at the face of the fortune teller, and this time we found that there was a toad mark on his face, a red one, miserable...

Seeing this scene, Han Xiaotian and the others all breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Rong next to him jumped up and shouted: "Huohuo, you were handsome just now, I love you to death!" ”

"Ahem..."I said with the compass in my hand, pretending to be forced, "It's average, alas, I wanted to suck his eyes, but it's a pity..."

"Xianggong, what you did just now was so chic!!" Xiao Rong shouted again.

That voice, shouting my body is going to be crispy, alas, it's a pity that the time is not right, otherwise, I would have to pick her up again, to combine yin and yang...

At this time, I held a compass in my hand, wore a Qimen flying armor, and approached the fortune teller step by step.

"Bang, bang, bang..."

With every step I take, I wave the compass in my hand and make a fierce expression...

At the same time, I also said: "This time, I will use this compass to pump your face, and I will burn a big, red baked cake on your face..."

When I heard this, I was so frightened that the fortune teller's face turned white.

He quickly took a few steps back and shouted, "Don't... Don't here! ”

"Whoosh~~" I turned on my vitality, fed it into the valve armor, and then ran quickly with my feet and flew towards him.

As a man, you can't just blow it, you said you were going to hit him in the face with a compass, of course you hit him...

said that he would give him a big baked cake on his face, of course, he couldn't break his word.

I'm a decent gentleman, and my words count...

But just as I was about to raise the compass and slap it on the fortune teller's face, the fortune teller suddenly turned around and ran.

Then he yelled: "Stinky boy, you wait for me, one day, I will make your life worse than death!" ”

As he spoke, he took out an ancient talisman with a painful face, and then, a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth and sprayed it on the ancient talisman paper.

At the same time, he also recited the incantation, and in an instant, he saw a light emitting from the ancient talisman.

In the blink of an eye, the ancient talisman actually turned into dots of golden light and merged into his body.

Immediately afterward, he actually slashed his feet on the ground, and then escaped into the dirt.

He... Actually... Escaped!!

Threw down the five poisonous beasts, threw down these jars full of children's souls, and escaped underground!

Hold the grass! Baba hadn't fought enough, he actually ran away.

This time, it's not that I don't want to chase him, it's just that my speed on the ground is extremely fast, but I don't have the way to escape the ground, otherwise, even if he gets underground, I will chase him and fight, so that he doesn't even know his father and son.

"Huhu~~"

After he ran, Han Xiaotian and Xiaorong in the rear also walked up.

Han Xiaotian said: "I didn't expect that this fortune teller actually has the 'Escape Talisman Seal', the Escape Talisman Seal, but we Maoshan Taoist can only refine it." I don't know how he has it in his hands! ”

The Escape Talisman, even if it is a Maoshan Taoist, it is very few people who have it. Although after casting, it can only be hidden under the soil for about ten minutes, but it is still a very precious talisman!

Han Xiaotian has cultivated for so many years, but he has not had a single talisman seal.

Even a person who has attained the Tao like the White Eyebrow Daoist only has a few in his hand.

This time, the fortune teller actually had such a reclusive talisman seal, which was somewhat unexpected.

Now, with that Escape Talisman Seal, he escaped underground, and we can't do anything about him. I could only watch him escape.

"Huhu~~~" At this time, the cold wind blew, and the whole bamboo forest returned to quiet.

At this time, Han Xiaotian looked at me with some surprise, and then praised: "Senior Brother Yan, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are so powerful." What kind of beating the dog eighteen palms, let the senior brother see it, and I also admire it... If you have a chance, teach a teacher. ”

Me: "......"

"Haha... Just kidding, just kidding. ”

Sister Nun, even people like Senior Brother Han would make such jokes, which really surprised me.

Who would think, Xiao Rong on the side also chuckled at this time: "Childe, I also want to learn?" Teach me at night. ”

"Ahem..."Xiao Rong is actually naughty, this beating dog eighteen palms, you don't want to learn it, at night, Baba teaches you the 'dog stick method'...