I'm chengguan.

In the 21st century, it has undergone higher education and passed a strict selection system within the authentic urban management.

I am twenty-four years old, yes, this is the year of my birth, and I will be able to receive a national pension in another thirty or forty years in my early life. In the future, I will drink tea and yo-yo birds, tease and tease other people's little girls, and my life plan is so wonderful...

However, the good times did not last long, and I worked diligently every day to seek merit but no fault, and in this guerrilla war with the hawkers, I accidentally stepped on the watermelon peel, rolled down the stone stairs dozens of meters long, and hit my head between the bamboo poles. It's miserable, I'm afraid I'm going to see blood this time, I hope there won't be any scars on my forehead.

I'm afraid I didn't turn over the yellow calendar when I went out today, who dried clothes and put the bamboo pole outside! I touched my forehead, my head groggy.

Annoyed, this clothes pole has completely offended me, and when I get up, see if I don't stick a note to punish him! However, if there is a daughter in his family who is willing to make a promise to atone for her sins, it's not like I can't forgive her, hehehe......

Before he could wake up from his dream, he heard a strange movement in the door and creaked open.

Where am I?

I was suddenly alert and was about to open my eyes, when I heard a woman like a silver bell shout for joy: "Oops! Little boy, you are sober, the day before yesterday you fell off the cliff, and you slept for two days, but the slave family was frightened. ”

Slave family? What the heck!

I rubbed my eyes vigorously, and my eyes gradually became clear from hazy.

Outside the bed, a woman dressed in a seventeen or eighteen-year-old Tsing Yi was placing a brass washbasin on a mahogany shelf, pushing open the curtain, and walking to the window and lifting the curtains.

At first glance, this little sister's eyes are surprisingly clear, with a green peach face, a cherry mouth, and she looks capable and innocent even if she doesn't dress up.

Wrong!

Wrong wrong! Where did the little sister come from?

"Where am I?" I blurted out that the voice was so immature, as if it wasn't mine.

"Poof, little boy, you fell off the cliff this time, didn't you fall to your head again?" The woman didn't look at me anymore, she was not done with the work in her hands, she skillfully closed the curtain in one place, hung it on the golden hook, and then turned to the basin, scrubbed the towel, wrung it out and threw it away in front of my eyes, "Little boy, we are at home, where else can we be?" ”

"I'm afraid this little boy's madness is even heavier, no wonder the family wants to abandon you and let you live in the side hall, even if you fall off the cliff, no one will come to greet you." The woman only shook her head and frowned, muttered to herself, and then covered my face with a towel and rubbed it gently.

This is waiting for me to wash my face! It's the first time I've had a little sister serve me, but now I should call her little sister, she seems to be older than me.

I didn't have time to rejoice, and a feeling of suffocation suddenly enveloped my heart. Am I crossing over? That bamboo pole in the morning won't kill me, will it?

What is this called by being killed by a bamboo pole and pestle! That's too much, isn't it? I will definitely not be posthumously crowned as a martyr, is it possible that the country will posthumously crown me as a bamboo pole martyr?

My old father and mother will wash their faces with tears, and the white-haired people will send the black-haired people, and pity my parents for both of them, and they have raised me for twenty-four years, and they have not enjoyed the joy of family, and I have not touched the hands of my little sister......

The towel left my face, and my little sister stared at me curiously, and I came back to my senses.

"Childe, Childe, you are really not angry, you were born in a family of cultivators, your life is better than anyone else, but you are born a fool."

Practice? I frowned, this time it must have been crossed, let's not think about the past for now, I have to understand the environment in front of me first.

"I said, Childe, do you remember your name?" The girl simply stopped what she was doing and looked at me curiously.

"My name is Zhang Zhixiao." I blurted out.

"Yes, that's right!" The girl looked excited, "You are Zhang Zhixiao, the little son of the Zhang family in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, it is rumored that you have been laughing since you were born, but the head of the family is very happy, so he named you Zhang Zhixiao, and has great expectations for you, but who knows, you have been laughing for 14 years." ”

The girl shook her head again, turned around and continued to scrub the towel.

It seems that the owner of this body has the same name as me, so it's no wonder that I crossed over to him. Fortunately, I didn't cross over to the body of a cat and a dog, but he was a son of a family, which is a good identity.

And I'm only fourteen! God, I'll give you full marks for this setting.

I'm starting to forget about my life, and the most important thing now is to understand this era through this girl.

"Who are you?" I got up and sat upright, my body was very weak, and I looked at my hands, but I was trembling when I was immature.

"I'm your sister in Tsing Yi." Before the words fell, the courtyard was noisy, but I saw Tsing Yi's hands tightened, "It's not good, it must be your cousin Zhang Zhiwei who is bullying you again." ”

Zhang Zhiwei? My mind gradually cleared, wasn't this the one who pushed me off the cliff!

Bang! The door was slammed open. The two men who broke down the door were supposed to be my squires.

I didn't have time to look at their rotting flesh, and then came two hairy corpses with long nails! He pounced on my attendant, and bit down, biting open the veins in his neck, and the room was filled with a fishy smell for a moment.

I retched, and the scene was a bit bloody. I've traveled to the place of Shenma, is there no one to care about killing people? But this is not a human being, why are the attendants all zombies!

After the two hairy corpses, the dimension of the righteous proposition finally shook his hand in. But he was dressed in white, seventeen or eighteen years old, but his eyes were very evil, there was no decency, and he was even a little ruffian.

This feels a bit like a hawker who didn't leave before he died, just lift his shop, and he also reported you for bullying good people.

"Little bastard, I heard that you fell off the cliff the day before yesterday, brother, I came to see you." Zhang Zhiwei's eyes stared at me directly.

"Zhang Zhiwei, this is Qinglian Residence, you can't be presumptuous!" But I saw that Tsing Yi immediately blocked me in front of me and protected me behind me.

I breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the bed for a moment.

Zhang Zhiwei's eyes are really scary, I can't wait to strangle me, is this still my cousin? It looks like a father killer.

"Yo, Tsing Yi, how can you speak, don't think that your father is a housekeeper, you can step on my head, don't forget who is the master and who is the servant!"

Zhang Zhiwei's tone was very angry, and he roared at the door: "Just the few walking corpses you practiced are only enough to take care of the family's nursing home, you can't stop me, you annoy me, and even your father has to be buried with you!" Hand over the little bastard. ”

What kind of grudge is this, I shook my head for a while. I turned to the side and happened to see my cousin's eyes, looking at his surroundings from time to time, making no secret of his greed.

In this room, there was something he wanted. It can't be me! I shivered and immediately got goosebumps all over my body.

"No!" Tsing Yi was also stiff, pinching the Zhang family's Qingming Jue with his left hand, and waved his sleeves to control the stiffness, "Get up!" ”

The two fallen walking corpses rose in response, bounced off the two hairy corpses of the cousin, and took a step back to protect Tsing Yi's body.

The spells in this world are so common that even the slaves can control the zombies!

I couldn't help but be curious, and continued to look at the front of the hall.

The necks of the two walking corpses had been bitten to pieces, dripping with blood, and they were hanging to the side, and after a few more bites, their heads would fall off.

"Hehehaha, I don't know what I can do, I don't have time to play with you, Lao Tzu has something to do today, you wait for me!"

After saying that, the cousin also pinched the Qingming Jue, and the dilated pupils of the two hairy corpses lit up, and they stretched out their hands.

I immediately observed the four zombies, my cousin's hairy corpse is one level higher than the walking corpse in Tsing Yi, the hair on the hairy corpse and the nails of the ten fingers can grow naturally, the ten fingers are dark and abnormal, if this living person is scratched, he will have to lose a piece of flesh if he does not die.

Sure enough, the hairy corpse pounced, and with just one claw, the head of the walking corpse fell to the ground, like slapping two watermelons.

A walking corpse without a head is no different from an ordinary corpse, lying down in minutes.

I could feel Tsing Yi trembling all over, but she was still so hard, if I expected it to be true, she should still have her hole cards.

"Your cultivation is nothing more than that, I see what else you can do to protect this little bastard."

Although the cousin shouted fiercely, he no longer continued to control the murderous corpse.

Or was he afraid of some kind of power in the room?

Afraid of death, I suddenly had the confidence to stand up on the bed, and my eyes met my cousin, and then I suddenly grinned, and by the way, I raised my middle finger, as if a fool was laughing at him.

Zhang Zhiwei hated the root of his teeth, and he was really angry, "Fool, I let you laugh at me, I tricked you out of Qinglian Residence and didn't kill you, then okay, I will kill you with my own hands, and then refine the jade corpse raised by your father!" ”

The hairy corpse quickly bypassed Tsing Yi with a kick of footsteps, and the zombie claws grabbed the door in front of me.

It's over, it's over, could it be that I just crossed over and confessed to this? I regret it, I don't have the ability to make a fool of myself, if I just sit still, maybe I can live a few more minutes.

Come on! Let's make this death more violent, I think of the head of a walking corpse, and my head will turn into a flying watermelon later.

said that it was too late, but I felt that my mind was hot, and suddenly a gust of yin wind broke through the window, and the yin aura was heavier than the two hairy corpses in front of me.

But I saw half of the black iron chain quickly swing down in front of my eyes, smashing open the stone floor in front of the bed.

The four hands of the hairy corpse were cut off and fell to the ground.

And next to Tsing Yi, there is an extra muscular man with a red fruit on his upper body, and he is 1.9 meters old.

I saw that this big man's long hair was fluttering, covering the door, and the only visible chin was a sultry green beard. The tendons and flesh all over his body are glowing with pale blue, and he wears a torn and suspended prison chain on his arm, full of murderous aura, which is particularly terrifying.

Seeing him coming, Tsing Yi not only did not relax, but became even more excited, and immediately bowed and said, "Ancestor, you are finally born!" I'm relieved that you're here. ”