Chapter 340: My Lu family is a scholarly family
"N great-grandson, don't hurry up and call someone!" The clone looked at Lu Tianyi happily, ready to put on an expression of enjoyment.
"N Old Ancestor!"
"......" Lu prawns: "Your ancestor is your ancestor, what n is added in front?" Do you think it's a math problem? ”
"Isn't this the ancestor clone calling me n great-grandson!" Lu Tianyi replied weakly.
Clone: "......"
Co-author, isn't this still mine?
Originally, no matter how many generations the ancestors are, they are the ancestors, but the grandsons are not the same?!
Lv prawns: "......"
"I may be mistaken, my Lu family definitely doesn't have such a second junior, it must be that I made a mistake just now. Yes, it must be! Lu Da Prawn kept comforting himself in his heart.
"Ancestor, I'm ......" Lu Tianyi was interrupted by Lu Da Prawn before he finished speaking: "Don't call me Ancestor, I'm not familiar with you!" ”
Lu Tianyi: "??? ”
What's going on here?
You are not happy when I call you n old ancestor, and you are not happy when you call your old ancestor, but you say that it is my old ancestor.
It's hard to guess what you're thinking!
A woman's heart is a needle, and so is your heart!
For a while, Lu Tianyi was also stunned, not knowing what to do.
"What do you mean?" Lu prawn road.
"Huh? Oh! Lu Tianyi hurriedly struggled to sit up and said, "That, old man, Big Guy Lu!" ”
"Since N Old Ancestor and Old Ancestor are not good, and it just so happens that the clone likes me to be called Big Guy Lu, then it's always okay for me to call you that, right?!" Lu Tianyi said secretly in his heart.
"What's it called? What's your name? I am your ancestor, you are really not big or small, are the current descendants so unruly? Lu Da Prawn was a little annoyed.
Lu Tianyi: "??? ”
What do you mean, I call you ancestors and you don't like it, don't call you and say that I have no rules, you are a bit too much!
If I hadn't been able to beat you, I'd have asked you to call Dad back today Do you believe it or not?
"Forget it, it's really tiring to have a junior like you!" Lu Da Prawn waved his hand tiredly, "If you have anything, just say it!" ”
"Do you still have the kind of elixir you gave to the clone just now, give me a few!" Lu Tianyi looked at Lu Da Prawn expectantly.
It is said that the elders have seen for many years, and the younger generations do not necessarily want to give a meeting gift, so this ancestor who has never seen him since birth, it should not be too much to eat two jelly beans, right?!
Lv prawns: "......"
I've never seen anyone so brazen! Especially this person is still a descendant of my Lu family, and he is really in the world and humiliating.
"You may be mistaken, there's one more thing I haven't told you!" Lu Da Prawn said hurriedly.
"What's the matter?"
"You are not my direct descendant, but my sister's descendant, your real ancestor was brought to our family, so you believe in Lu. Otherwise, you should believe Wu. Lu Da Prawn explained.
Thinking that my Lu family is a scholarly family, and the Confucian style is integrated into the bones of everyone in my Lu family, how can there be a brazen junior like you.
Hearing this, Lu Tianyi was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly reacted, seizing the loophole in Lu Da Prawn's words: "No, if you are the eldest son of the Lu family, it is not a big deal, it should be a foreign marriage, right!" ”
"Boy, you're pretty fast!" Lu Da Prawn sighed in admiration and explained: "Back then, I was dedicated to cultivating the Tao and had no intention of marrying a wife, so I went out with my master early, and I only went back twice for many years when my little sister got married and my nephew was born. In order to prevent the Lu family from cutting off the incense, the family found someone to join in. ”
"It's a pity, I didn't expect those two meetings to become the only meeting in the end!" Lu Da Prawn had remorse and self-reproach on his face, "Back then, my parents were killed by traitors, and my family was in the middle of the road, and my family wanted to find me but couldn't, and in the end, the Lu family didn't exist, and my nephew, who was just three years old, also disappeared." ”
"Later, when I learned the news, I searched around many times, but to no avail. It's just that I didn't expect to meet Xiaomei's descendants after a thousand years. Lu Da Prawn just looked at Lu Tianyi comfortably and knowingly, and immediately turned into a look of disgust.
It's obviously my wish for many years, but why? Ah, why is that?
Why did the descendants of my scholarly family become so virtuous?
"So, is that why you like to stay at home, don't want to go out, and you still keep wiping our butts when you hate us for causing trouble?" The doppelganger suddenly realized.
No wonder, it turned out that he regarded his clones as the people of the Lu family, so when he created his clones, it may not be that he wanted to experience Hongchen, but that he was a knot.
"But, even so, you are still my ancestor! So, if you have any extra jelly beans, give me some! Lu Tianyi said with a grin.
Everyone: "......"
The first time I saw it, I recognized my ancestors for a few pills!
Although they are indeed your ancestors, are they also thick-skinned!
Lu Da Prawn rolled his eyes, and originally wanted to ignore him, but considering that this might be the last bloodline left by his sister......
Forget it, there are just a few pills left and right, and it should be regarded as compensation for my sister!
Lu Da Prawn took out a jade bottle, poured nine pills from it, and waved his hand to shoot one for each person.
"Wait, Ancestor! Don't give it to him! Lu Tianyi pointed to the Thousand Evil Dao.
"Changdang!" Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, the uneasy feeling in Qianye's heart was finally confirmed.
"They're not friends, and listening to what they said before, there is still a grudge between the two!" The doppelganger explained.
Although Lu Da Prawn can know the memory of the clone, this can only be done after the death of the clone, so he doesn't know anything about Lu Tianyi and Qianxie's previous words.
Hearing this, Lu Da Prawn bowed his head slightly and withdrew the elixir given to the thousand evils.
Seeing that the elixir in his hand was gone, in addition to anger at the moment, fear filled his heart, and his body was cold.
He knew that he might be doomed today!
At the same time, his hatred for Lu Tianyi is like a surging river. Obviously, he took the initiative to provoke himself, and he also destroyed one of his doppelgangers, but in the end it became his own.
This world is really ......
Compared to the anger of the thousand evils, the others were very happy.
Not only did he save his life, but he also got a healing pill.
What a lucky day!
Everyone hurriedly thanked Lu Da Prawn, and then took the pill.
The elixir is worthy of being used by the peerless boss, but in just a moment, whether it is the soul injured or the true qi consumed, it is restored as before.
Lu Tianyi, who was unharmed, stood up and looked at the thousand evils who were still lying on the ground with a wicked smile.
"Little friend, didn't I say it before, it's just a clone, I don't mind! If you don't think it's enough, I'll send you a few more clones to chop until you're cool! Thousand Evils said hurriedly.
Although I know that I will die, it is better to die than to live, as long as there is even the slightest possibility, I can't give up.
As long as you can live, it doesn't matter what dignity or grudges you have.
"You really deserve to be the apprentice of the Demon Buddha, even begging for mercy is a virtue!" Lu Tianyi looked down at Qianye with a smile, and said leisurely: "But it's a pity, the only thing that can make me cool now is to cut you!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Lu Tianyi suddenly made a move, a black light flashed, and a black treasure knife was stuck in the neck of the defenseless thousand evils, and the blade exuded a trace of cold air, freezing the wound, and not a drop of blood flowed out.
"Humph!"
Qianye snorted coldly, and looked at Lu Tianyi with a sarcastic face.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, you weak chicken, even if you are weak, you can't kill me with one sword, it's really rubbish!"
Since he is a death horizontally and vertically, the thousand evils have also been let go, and he will not be blind if he dies without mockery.
Hearing this, Lu Tianyi pulled out the treasure knife with some embarrassment.
He originally thought that in the face of a god refining who had lost resistance, he would be able to kill it with a single sword, but now he realized that he underestimated the power of refining god and returned to the void, and he also overestimated himself.
"You scum, you ......"
Laugh at!
The sword light flashed again, and this time, Lu Tianyi used all his strength to slash at the same position, and he was not disappointed.
A skull rolled to the side.
Fortunately, it was cold, and no blood was spilled.
Bending down to remove the storage ring from the finger of the Thousand Evils, Lu Tianyi waved his hand and threw out a cloud of Yang Fire.
The flames fell on the Thousand Demons, and it was as if it had encountered gasoline, burning violently.
"Ancestor, this ring ......" Lu Tianyi handed the storage ring to Lu Da Prawn. Although he himself wanted it very much, he had already been greedy for a few pills just now, and it was not okay to be greedy any longer.
It's a long time coming, and there will be more opportunities in the future!
Lu Da Prawn was just about to wave his hand and say that he didn't need it, but when he thought of Lu Tianyi's virtue, he immediately changed his actions and took the ring.
"Alright, let's go now if it's okay!" Lu prawn road.
"What about this poisonous corpse?" The doppelganger asked.
If it was the corpse of some other animal, he would still be happy to taste it, but this poisonous Jiao is poisonous and eats meat? Forget it, I'm afraid I'll poison myself!
Although I'm not afraid of death, I can't die so aggrieved!
"I don't need this poisonous Jiao, if you want it, take it yourself!" Lu prawn road.
This poisonous Jiao is a treasure to others, but it is really nothing to a person like him who has lived for thousands of years.
And I have all gained such a big benefit, and I always have to give some to others, so I can be regarded as giving red envelopes to these juniors.
"Really, thank you, Ancestor!" Lu Tianyi was excited.
"Except for you!" Lu prawn road.
Just kidding, let me tell you, since you are the last bloodline of the little sister, I must teach you well, and I want you to melt the elegant atmosphere of my Lu family into your bones.
Lu Tianyi: "??? ”
Ancestor, are you really good like this?
I'm your descendant, right?
How do I feel that I am the same as the one I picked up, and that I am not as good as these outsiders?
"Poof!"
Everyone looked at Lu Tianyi, who looked confused, and in order to avoid leaving a bad impression in front of the masters, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
"Go and divide the corpse!" Lu prawn road.
"Thank you, senior!"
Everyone thanked them and hurried to divide the treasure.
Seeing that he didn't have his own share, Lu Tianyi took out the soul detention rod, hooked out the soul of the thousand evils, and sent it to the underworld.
"Autonomous mission accomplished. Merit: 3. ”
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