Chapter 4 Water-based flowers
Fu Xi agreed, "Okay, but let me know how you swapped bodies?" He looked at Shui Ling'er, who was digging out earwax with his hands, his face was full of smiles, and he couldn't hide the joy of becoming a man, it seemed that he couldn't ask the reason from her.
When Situ Jing saw Shui Ling'er's actions, he immediately slapped off her hand to dig earwax and said, "Don't be so dirty, dig your ears with your hands." Especially with his body.
Shui Ling'er said disapprerovingly, "Oh." Then wipe the earwaxing hand off your pants.
Situ Jing frowned and said angrily, "Don't wipe your pants."
Shui Ling'er glanced at Situ Jing, nodded as if she understood, and then raised her hand to wipe off the clothes on her body.
Situ Jing's reason had already been broken, and he scolded, "I told you not to wipe your pants, why did you wipe the clothes on your body?" She is a woman who knows what cleanliness is.
Shui Ling'er said innocently, "You didn't say you couldn't rub it on your body."
"You!" Situ Jing couldn't stand it anymore and stood up and grabbed her collar, he never hit a woman, but the woman in front of him used his body, even if he hit it, it would hit him, he stretched out his hand and was grabbed by Fu Xi.
Fu Xi said with a smile: "If you have something to say, don't do it."
Situ Jing angrily shook off Fu Xi's hand and said, "Tell me if there is any way for us to exchange it back."
When Fu Xi was about to speak, someone outside shouted, "Oh no, the government has led troops to rush to the cottage village."
Shui Ling'er hurriedly rushed out of the house when she heard this, and Situ Jing also rushed out for the sake of her body.
Although the Thieves Immortal Gang usually robbed the rich and helped the poor, they were faced with well-trained officers and soldiers with swords and gunpowder, and they were suppressed at once.
Shui Ling'er was suppressed to the ground, and shouted unconvincedly, "Lord Guanfu, why did you bring troops to attack us?" Even if the Thieves Immortal Gang is guilty, it is only the crime of forcibly robbing other people's property, and there is no need to go out of their way to lead troops to encircle and suppress the cottage village.
Although Situ Jing is a general, he is the only one in the cottage village who has military training, and the strength of one person cannot withstand many officers and soldiers, plus he has now become a daughter, and his strength is limited, so he was suppressed at once, and he said angrily: "You dog officer actually used weapons to deal with unarmed people." Although he doesn't have a good impression of Shui Ling'er's group, they are the people after all, this is his fiefdom, and he has the duty to protect the people here.
Wei Cheng, the lord of the official mansion, is just a small county magistrate, and there are prefects and state governments above, he can't see them a few times in a year, not to mention the prince who is even higher, he has never seen it, so he naturally doesn't recognize Situ Jing.
And now Situ Jing is a daughter, Wei Cheng even disdains the women who are mixed with this gang of thieves, and he said with disdain: "You have such a big breath, wait for the master to take you back and love you well."
Shui Ling'er said excitedly, "If you dare to touch him, I will kill you!"
Situ Jingjing's heart rippled like a stop water, he had never been good to her, and even disgusted with her, although she was grabbed by the officers and soldiers and couldn't break free, but she didn't excuse herself first, but protected him first, he said with a little emotion: "You..." Before he finished speaking, Shui Ling'er spoke first to interrupt him.
Shui Ling'er said anxiously, "That's my body, how can I let you be humiliated."
Situ Jing's slightly moved heart was instantly shattered, what she cared about was not him, but her body, it was his own affection.
Xiaohu saw that this strange man was protecting Shui Ling'er, and he also said in the lobby that the body was his, such affectionate words made him feel sorry in his heart, and he said angrily: "Da Maoni's body is not yours, don't be delusional about her."
Wei Cheng was over fifty years old, and he had long been familiar with this kind of jealousy scene, so he chuckled and said, "It seems that this girl of yours is quite popular, why don't you take it back and enjoy it first."
"Bastard!" Zhuang Ziran didn't know when he had walked up to Wei Cheng's side, kicked him hard, and said, "He is my lady."
Wei Cheng fell to the ground and said with a smile, "It turned out to be Zhuang Gongzi's wife, disrespectful." Zhuang Ziran is the only son of Master Zhuang, if he hadn't been able to get oil and water from Master Zhuang, he would have been rude to him a long time ago.
Zhuang Ziran walked to Situ Jing's side, pushed away the officers and soldiers who suppressed him, gently helped him up, and said, "Lady, you have suffered."
Situ Jing took a step back, frowned, and said, "What do you call me?"
"Lady." Zhuang Ziran said as a matter of course: "We got married in the church yesterday, have you forgotten?"
Situ Jing glared at Shui Ling'er fiercely, what a watery woman who raised flowers, she visited the church yesterday, and came to rob his seed today.
Xiaohu looked angrily at another person who was grabbing water with him, and he said, "Yesterday, Da Mao Mu was just a substitute for someone else to worship with you and there was no cave room, so it didn't count at all."
Situ Jing breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably in his heart when he heard this.
Zhuang Ziran didn't care about Xiaohu's words, he leaned towards Situ Jing and said, "The person that I Zhuang Ziran identified is my only wife in this life, and I am willing to be with you for the rest of my life." As soon as these words came out, all the people in the Thief Immortal Gang were shocked.
They seriously suspected that Zhuang Ziran denied the wrong person, and actually confessed to the helper who had no femininity for them in front of everyone, or even had no femininity at all, or that his taste for women was different from ordinary people.
Situ Jing had goosebumps all over his body, he could be sure that he didn't have a dragon yang fetish, and he was not interested in the white-faced scholar in front of him, he unconsciously took a few steps back.
Xiaohu said anxiously, "Da Mao Mud, don't be deceived by his sweet words." Zhuang Ziran and Shui Ling'er are only one side, it can be said that they don't know each other at all, why should he rob him of people.
Shui Ling'er mistakenly thought that Xiaohu was talking to her, and she said lightly: "The girls in the flower building all say such things to the guests, who else will be deceived?"
Shui Ling'er said something unintentionally, but in Zhuang Ziran's ears, it meant that he was a girl from Hualou, and he said angrily to Wei Cheng: "What are you still watching there, hurry up and arrest all the people from their Thief Immortal Gang in prison."
"Wait a minute." Shui Ling'er struggled excitedly, but she couldn't break free from the people who held her, she said, "I can bear what the Thief Immortal Gang does, don't arrest them."
Faced with a strange man who wanted to take the sin of their Thief Immortal Gang, all the people of the Thief Immortal Gang were surprised, and Fu Xi shouted: "No, the Thief Immortal Gang has always acted together to rob the rich and help the poor, how can you bear the guilt alone."
Xiaohu hurriedly said, "Fo Xi Dad!" Xiaohu didn't have a good impression of this strange man who grabbed water from him, since it was good that he had to bear all the sins of the Thief Immortal Gang, how could Fu Xi stop him?
Wei Cheng looked at Zhuang Ziran, not knowing what to do.
Zhuang Ziran was not a ruthless person, he said, "Except for the old and weak, women and children, all the others were arrested and put in prison."
Wei Cheng smiled and said, "Yes, everything is up to what Young Master Zhuang says." After speaking, he turned around, and his hypocritical smile immediately turned into a serious face, and he loudly commanded the officers and soldiers to take the young men of the Thief Immortal Gang back and put them in prison.
After Zhuang Ziran watched the officers and soldiers take them away one by one, he said to Situ Jing, "Lady, go back to the house with me."
Situ Jing frowned, if he wanted to save his body, he could only inform Fang Yu to deal with this dog official who oppressed the people, if he stayed here, he couldn't do anything, so he nodded and walked past Zhuang Ziran.
Zhuang Ziran chuckled and quickly stepped forward to hold his hand, but he was thrown away.
Situ Jing said unhappily, "Don't touch me." Although he is now a daughter, it does not mean that he can accept men.
Zhuang Ziran was not angry, but said softly: "The coming days are long, and we can slowly cultivate feelings."
Situ Jing ignored him completely, and now he was only thinking about how to contact Fang Yu was the most important thing.
Shui Ling'er and the Thief Immortal Gang were taken back to the official mansion, and all of them were crammed into a small cell, and they would touch each other with a single hand, so they could only reluctantly sit on the ground and lean against each other.
After Xiaohu sat down, the floor was not yet warm, so he grabbed Shui Ling'er by the collar beside him unhappily and said, "I don't know where you came from, but I warn you, don't have any delusions about Da Maoni."
Shui Ling'er didn't understand what Xiaohu said, and said with a smile, "Xiaohu, don't you recognize who I am?"
"All I know you're a nuisance." Xiaohu punched him in the face mercilessly.
Shui Ling'er was beaten and fell on the shoulder of the Buddha on the other side, she touched her ached cheeks and wailed.
Fu Xi said anxiously, "Xiaohu, what are you doing to her?" He has always regarded Shui Ling'er as his daughter, watching Shui Ling'er's face distorted by pain, he felt distressed, and he was also worried that if the owner of this body, the son-in-law, saw that his cheeks were bruised, he would definitely blame Shui Ling'er.
Xiaohu didn't think he was wrong at all, and said, "Fu Xid, is it possible that you know her?"
Shui Ling'er wailed, "Little Tiger, it's me, Da Maomu."
Xiaohu said unhappily: "You are a man, Da Maoni is a woman, you have to pretend to be her or a daughter."
Shui Ling'er sat up straight, her painful face turned into joy, and she said, "God heard my wish and made me a man, so I am a real big mud."
Xiaohu looked up and down suspiciously, Shui Ling'er, who was a man, and still didn't want to believe it, "Impossible." He wants to marry Shui Ling'er as his wife, if she really becomes a man, then he can only have unrequited love in his life.
Shui Ling'er thought for a moment and said, "I know that Xiaohu accidentally broke the vase that Fo Xi Dad loved last month, and drank the old wine that Fo Xi Dad's treasure last month, for fear of being discovered, so I went to the market and bought cheap rice wine to mix it up, and..."
Xiaohu looked at the angry Fo Xi, and said with a sneer, "Fo Xi's father, there must be a misunderstanding here."
Fu Xi said angrily, "Tell me where there is a misunderstanding."
Xiaohu was speechless for a moment, and could only stare dryly at Shui Ling'er gloating beside him.