【015】 Chase away the five gods
I don't know why, but when I always encounter ghosts, the surroundings are very quiet, and it is the same now, all I can hear outside is the grinding of the tires and the ground of the cars outside, and the sound of cars.
Because it was a double room, Li Mingyao also took up a bed and slept up, but I was bored, I originally thought that the Wutong God would come on time at twelve o'clock, it seems that I overestimated its concept of time, looking at the time is now about one o'clock, and I still haven't seen the trace of the so-called Wutong God.
Later, I was really bored, I walked to the window by myself, looking at the scenery outside the window, I have not been to this town, but it is not bad, at least the greenery is good, the trees are lush outside, the air is very fresh, just when I was about to take a deep breath, suddenly a gust of wind hit, and the temperature around me also dropped.
"Come back quickly, the five gods will attach themselves to people and attack." At this time, Li Mingyao's voice came from behind. I didn't think much about it at all, I immediately retreated, turned around and looked at Li Mingyao, I don't know when, I had already put on a blue robe, holding a compass in my hand, looking at the pointer on it, I also ran over, it seems that the pointer on it has been rotating at a high speed.
"Isn't it, it's broken at this time?" I asked Lee Myung-yao.
Li Mingyao was very calm and said, "No, it's not bad, it's just that it was affected by the Five Paths." After speaking, I looked around, there was nothing, it seems that what the master told me is true, except for people who are born with yin and yang eyes, others can't see the five gods.
Li Mingyao bit his middle finger, and a drop of blood appeared on his middle finger instantly, and Li Mingyao immediately wiped his middle finger on the compass and read aloud: "Urgent as a law." ”
The compass actually shot out a blue light, hitting our left front, that is, Director Wang's bedside, I immediately understood, Wutong God was in that direction, I also immediately drew a palm talisman on the back of my hand, and then slapped it, but there was no reaction, and I don't know if I hit it.
And Li Mingyao has been staring at the compass nervously, suddenly, I felt something into Director Wang's body, this feeling is very strange, but I didn't have time to think about it, sure enough, Director Wang supported himself with both hands, sat up slowly, opened his eyes, but his eyes were the same as the eyes of a snake, looking at me and Li Mingyao looking at him, the corners of his mouth curved up, and he laughed weirdly.
Li Mingyao shouted at this time and said, "Brute, why are you disturbing the peace of Wang Shengquan. "At this time, I learned that Director Wang's name was Wang Shengquan, and I didn't know when Li Mingyao knew.
"Hehe, he worships me and begs me to let him find his way home, and I did, and now is the time for me to ask him for something in return." I saw Director Wang's face sobbing, and a disgusting yellow liquid slowly flowed out of his mouth as he spoke.
Li Mingyao frowned and said: "If you want Wang Shengquan to repay you, you can directly tell him the dream, why bother?" You can be regarded as having opened the root of wisdom, and with wisdom, don't do anything stupid that makes everyone useless. ”
"I had already dragged the dream to him, but he asked him to bring me some chickens and ducks to worship me, but he ignored it, and this is how treachery is human." Director Wang's smile was even more weird, and the mouths on both sides were extremely curved upward.
Director Wang didn't leave the two of us after speaking, just when I thought it was thinking of some trick to attack me and Li Mingyao, I saw Director Wang pick up his right hand and stick it into his eyeball, which was just naked self-harm.
Li Mingyao reacted very quickly, as soon as Director Wang's right hand moved, he rushed forward, and then grabbed Director Wang's finger inserted into him, and his other hand also stuck Director Wang's throat, and yelled at me: "Find a way to find two chopsticks." "Li Mingyao is worthy of being a professional person, and he charges a fee, which is different from my amateur.
If it were me, I could only let Director Wang insert his eyes, and I also knew why Li Mingyao wanted me to find chopsticks, as I said earlier, if I was possessed by evil spirits, I could force it out by using chopsticks to pinch people's middle fingers.
Thinking of this, I immediately ran to my backpack, I expected such a situation when I was eating today, and I prepared two pairs of chopsticks.
took out the chopsticks and ran to Director Wang's side, now Director Wang's right hand was restrained by Liming's right hand, and his left hand was stepped on the bed by Li Mingyao's right leg, and his throat was still stuck, so he really couldn't move.
As the saying goes, men are left and women are right, and the fingers are the same, but when I saw Director Wang's left hand, the palm of his left hand happened to be stepped on tightly by Li Mingyao, and there was no seam left for me, so how could I clamp it.
Li Mingyao was also worried when he saw it, frowned and said Let me hurry up and find a way, he won't be able to stand it long, and Director Wang also began to struggle frantically.
Seeing that the trick of pinching my fingers was useless, but seeing that Director Wang was struggling so badly, I couldn't help it, so I took out the 'Suppression of Evil Charms', recited 'Hurry as a law' and slapped it on his head.
I didn't think about it, this shot is really useful, after the shoot was taken, Director Wang actually screamed in pain, and later I realized that the 'Suppression of Evil Charms' is useless to Wutong God because he is invisible, but he is on Director Wang's body Even if he has a body, so the 'Suppression of Evil Charms' can work on him, 'Suppression of Evil Charms'.
As soon as Li Mingyao saw that the 'Suppression of Evil Talisman' was useful to the Five Paths, he yelled at me: "Quick, how many more, all of them are smashed on him, I don't believe that he can't be hurt out." ”
As soon as I heard it, it made sense, I didn't believe that this guy was not afraid of pain, so he took out more than 20 talismans, and threw them on Director Wang's face one by one. ”
Oops, if this continues, people from outside will come in sooner or later, and seeing the current situation, it is inevitable to think that Li Mingyao and I are robbing money or something.
Thinking of this, I looked at Li Mingyao, and before I knew it, I was making a decision now that Li Mingyao was the main backbone.
At this time, someone was already banging on the door, and Director Wang was still shouting exaggeratedly.
Li Mingyao also frowned, gritted his teeth and said, "Ten talismans are all smashed together, I don't believe that this guy can't be smashed." ”
I can only listen to what Li Mingyao said now, and the big recitation of 'urgency is like a law' and then more than a dozen 'suppression of evil charms' smashed into Director Wang's face, and what is surprising is that this smash down, Director Wang actually quieted down, and Li Mingyao and I saw that Director Wang finally quieted down, and we both sat down to rest.
At this time, the door was also smashed open, and it was the innkeeper who came in, and a few middle-aged people, who came to inquire about the situation of a few of us.
Li Mingyao lowered a few cigarettes with a smile, pointed at Director Wang and said, "My friend is playing for the first time, so it's very powerful, everyone forgive me." ”
At that time, I didn't realize what it meant to play, but the innkeeper and those middle-aged people, looking at us, Director Wang had already fainted and fell asleep, and Li Mingyao and I were also tired and out of breath.
They understood in an instant, and their faces immediately showed disgusting us, and then said: "I will leave early tomorrow, what will I call at night, and we will be worried." "After saying that, I ran out without looking back, I didn't understand it at the time, and afterwards I praised Li Mingyao for being smart, and now I understand that those people think we broke our backs.
The next day, we left the room early in the morning, and then returned to Chengdu, but the five gods were not eliminated, Li Mingyao said to let Director Wang go to buy him some chicken, duck and fish meat and then go to worship it, and say more things to admit mistakes.
However, I was still worried about the revenge of this five-way god, but later Li Mingyao told me that the purpose of these mountain spirits and monsters was achieved, and his purpose this time was just to ask Director Wang to worship him with some food, so he wouldn't be too careful.
But it's useless to worry, and then Director Wang went back to worship, and sure enough, Wutongshen didn't continue to patronize Director Wang, and this matter was solved, to say that that day was actually not the most dangerous time in my life, but there was a major change in my life, that is, I met Li Mingyao, Li Mingyao also affected my future in a sense, of course, this is a later story.
Director Wang also found time to invite me and Li Mingyao to dinner after this incident passed, probably about a week or so after the Wutongshen incident, the main thing should be to invite me, after all, Li Mingyao is paid to help, and I am free, although I didn't suffer any injuries, compared to the sophomore year of high school to deal with that ghost baby is very easy.
In fact, the ghost baby in the second year of high school is also one of the ghosts I encountered in my life, which is very strong, and not all ghosts in the world are so powerful, but I didn't know it at that time.
In fact, I think about it since the sophomore ghost baby incident, I haven't seriously practiced things like talismans, I originally thought I couldn't meet it, but now I found out that I still have to practice when I'm fine, and the so-called skills are not pressing.
Director Wang also hinted to me at the banquet that this semester's scholarship or something would help me fight for it, and I also smiled after hearing it, the scholarship thing is really useless, because I don't lack money at all, or there is nothing to use it for.
When I finally left, Li Mingyao grabbed me and told me that if I wanted to do this in the future, I would come to the Zhongshan Buddha Museum, and at this time I knew that the Zhongshan Buddha Museum was not opened by Li Mingyao, but by a middle-aged man named Huang Zhongshan, and Li Mingyao was just doing miscellaneous work.
Li Mingyao is indeed too boring to work alone, this and Li Mingyao talked a lot, Li Mingyao turned out to be a disciple of Maoshan and did not go to school, one day this man named Huang Zhongshan went to Maoshan and chatted with Li Mingyao's master for a few words, and then brought Li Mingyao down to help him organize this Buddha statue business.
I nodded and told Lee Mingyao that I would consider it. Li Mingyao directly asked me not to think about it, looking at his posture, it seemed that I didn't go to college, and went directly to follow him to find his so-called big money. However, thinking about the master's expectations, he still shook his head and refused
In fact, they are really comfortable in this line, not to mention the Buddha statues, just talk about catching ghosts, in fact, not every time you can meet ghosts, how can there be so many ghosts in this big city for you to catch, most people are just too suspicious, go through the motions and get a few thousands.
This time, this 100,000 yuan is a big business that can only be completed occasionally. In the end, the money was also shared equally with Huang Zhongshan, because it was generally Huang Zhongshan who took over the business and then let him do it. However, he took the 100,000 yuan he got this time, and he could take seventy percent of it himself, but he still had to give Huang Zhongshan thirty percent.
I nodded secretly when I heard it, and I feel that this is really good, you must know that in this society, college students are scum when they come out, and they are not even a fart, not to mention that they haven't studied hard, people always have to live, right?